Ask me a question...

jebuz

...about anything! I will give thee an answer*.

*answer may not be correct

biko

Plenty of these threads in TCN

MarkR

Why did you post this?

H.O.T.A.S.

What do you think you're at????

jebuz

MarkR wrote:

Why did you post this?

Well mark, Thanks for the question. I posted this because I'm waiting for a task to complete, its work related I'll not go into the details. I decided I wanted to answer some questions, so there you go.

GhostInTheRuins

What is your online banking log in information? PM me the details if you want.

jebuz

H.O.T.A.S. wrote:

What do you think you're at????

Just answering questions

cooperguy

You dont have much to do with your time do you?

jebuz

D.T. Jesus wrote:

What is your online banking log in information? PM me the details if you want.

Jesus, PM sent.

jebuz

cooperguy wrote:

You dont have much to do with your time do you?

I usually find football365.com a good waste of time, but it was time to mix it up a little. I also like to draw stickmen.

cson

Does yore ma's gouwl still look like a wizards sleeve after last night?

jebuz

cson wrote:

Does yore ma's gouwl still look like a wizards sleeve after last night?

Haha brilliant, that wizard sleeve thing never fails to make my chuckle

No. :mad:

Slow Motion

If a woodchuck could chuck wood, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck ?

biko

How could God create Day and Night on the first day if he didn't create the sun until the fourth? How could there be light without sun for three days?

watna

cson wrote:

Does yore ma's gouwl still look like a wizards sleeve after last night?

That's disgusting!

Here's my question, why is cson so disgusting?!

jebuz

Slow Motion wrote:

If a woodchuck could chuck wood, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck ?

The woodchuck would chuck as much wood as he could in the given time frame, which you have not specified.

Orange69

Slow Motion wrote:

If a woodchuck could chuck wood, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck ?

17

GhostInTheRuins

jebuz wrote:

Jesus, PM sent.

Thanks for that, but you're really poor! Hahahaha

Orange69

biko wrote:

How could God create Day and Night on the first day if he didn't create the sun until the fourth? How could there be light without sun for three days?

Biko man, would you ever remove the picture of that dog from you sig? It annoys the arse off me!

jebuz

Orange69 wrote:

17

Hey! get your own ask me a question thread

jebuz

biko wrote:

How could God create Day and Night on the first day if he didn't create the sun until the fourth? How could there be light without sun for three days?

Hi Biko. He was using a huge lamp while the sun was being prepared in the garage. He simply flicked it on and off for 3 days.

jebuz

watna wrote:

That's disgusting!

Here's my question, why is cson so disgusting?!

Good question, one of the better ones so far. I don't know cson but I know for a fact he touches himself every night, that could be a reason why he is so disgusting.

ScumLord

How long is a piece of string? Specifically the piece of string in me shoes.

How big is a duck?

How big is the duck in relation to the string?

How are the duck and string related?

jebuz

ScumLord wrote:

How long is a piece of string? Specifically the piece of string in me shoes.

How big is a duck?

How big is the duck in relation to the string?

How are the duck and string related?

Yes!

cson

What did Jebuz and Watna do to be entered on the sex offenders register?

Overheal

ScumLord wrote:

How long is a piece of string? Specifically the piece of string in me shoes.

the maximum length of a string as embedded in the function meShoes() is around 4597825 bytes..... give or take. I couldnt actually be bothered coding it at the moment. Not even quite sure if thats in bytes or bits.... hmmm...

the duck of course is an object.. and I cant really be bothered again, coding a duck.

H.O.T.A.S.

Do I cut the Green Wire or the Red Wire (Hurry please)

jebuz

cson wrote:

What did Jebuz and Watna do to be entered on the sex offenders register?

They were the subject of false accusations by cson, such injustice

jebuz

H.O.T.A.S. wrote:

Do I cut the Green Wire or the Red Wire (Hurry please)

I'm not sure what you want: do you want to explode or live?

Try the green, it'll be a suprise

cson

Why is Jebuz address listed as "No fixed abode"?

jebuz

cson wrote:

Why is Jebuz address listed as "No fixed abode"?

Because you're making things up guy

cson

No I'm not.

Anyway an altogether more serious question; mirror mirror on the wall why is Ryan Tubridy such an annoying bollocks?

Bicky

Anyone hear that explosion?

L31mr0d

Pop quiz, hotshot. There's a bomb on a bus. Once the bus goes 50 miles an hour, the bomb is armed. If it drops below 50, it blows up. What do you do? What do you do?

biko

Orange69 wrote:

Biko man, would you ever remove the picture of that dog from you sig? It annoys the arse off me!

I think you misspelled that. It's god, not dog
Report bad sigs here

jebuz

cson wrote:

No I'm not.

Anyway an altogether more serious question; mirror mirror on the wall why is Ryan Tubridy such an annoying bollocks?

*looks around for a mirror* I'll field this one! Its because of his face, and inability to host a TV show. I saw him not so long ago, that is all.

Orange69

L31mr0d wrote:

Pop quiz, hotshot. There's a bomb on a bus. Once the bus goes 50 miles an hour, the bomb is armed. If it drops below 50, it blows up. What do you do? What do you do?

Get out the wankbox..

jebuz

L31mr0d wrote:

Pop quiz, hotshot. There's a bomb on a bus. Once the bus goes 50 miles an hour, the bomb is armed. If it drops below 50, it blows up. What do you do? What do you do?

Bombs are quite the hot topic around here. Anywhoooo presuming that the guy who planted the bomb is watching on a camera, I would also presume a female who has never driven a bus passenger would man the bus when the bus driver is shot, hopefully she can keep it over 50. Then me, a fearless rookie cop would notice the camera on the bus is transmitting somewhere and loop a tape of passengers acting normal to the signal, while in reality they're escaping onto another bus driving alongside. I guess in the end both me and girl would jump off the bus and happen to end up lying on each other while the bus would explode in the distance. I'd then kiss her, but thats just me.

It kind of reminds me of a film I saw once, I think it was called "the bus that wouldn't slow down"

jebuz

Bicky wrote:

Anyone hear that explosion?

Yeah, terrible stuff!

biko

Reminds me of the time the milk float I was on exceeded 4 mph, a bomb was armed and I had to go in circles around a roundabout.

Jigsaw

Where can I have free sex with women who are gorgeous, fully screened for STDs, and are having sex for the love of it and not under duress or necessity?

Pompey Magnus

What time is love?

jebuz

Jigsaw wrote:

Where can I have free sex with women who are gorgeous, fully screened for STDs, and are having sex for the love of it and not under duress or necessity?

Jigsaw, there's a babe out there for you, who meets all of the above requirements. you just need to look harder, and wash more.

jebuz

Depeche_Mode wrote:

What time is love?

Generally people make love between the hours of 9pm - 2am. Of course this is just a guideline, love can occur at anytime.

Terry

What's the deal with airplane peanuts?

Answers on a postcard to tCN.