What are your pet hates? Get it off your chest!

Porkpie

I'm wondering what pet hates people have and why they are so annoying? The funnier the better! Politically incorrect or unusual ones welcome too, I don't care!

Some of mine are:

People who walk really slowly in front of me on the pathway, or those who just stop, aaahhhhh! I want to hit them

People who say 'or' at the end of a question, when they clearly have no intention of stating what the 'or' is. Example - would you like that report this afternoon, or? From now on I won't answer right after you say 'or', I'll just wait a few uncomfortable seconds and say 'OR WHAT, YOU IDIOT?'

Beggars, sorry, I have to say that they really annoy me, get a fuc kin job you bums! Stop making me feel awkward and embarassed for giving you nothing as I walk by when I know I shouldn't.

People who bring their newly-born babies into work to show off to everyone. My smiles and wishings of congratulations belie the fact that I couldn't give a ball licks about your latest monstrosity, ok? And no one else does either.

Tracksuits. For exercise or domestic wear only.

(Ok no smartasses to reply back saying 'people who post rubbish threads')!

dmck2886

people who post rubbish threads

AckwelFoley

My pet hates?

Hmm..

Ppl that post threads in the Humor forum that arent jokes?

I think this is more of a general discussion thingie..




Ppl that fart wen im eating
Ppl that smell
Ppl in general really!

Porkpie

dmck2886 wrote:

people who post rubbish threads

Inevitable, really

snyper wrote:

My pet hates?

Hmm..

Ppl that post threads in the Humor forum that arent jokes?

I think this is more of a general discussion thingie..

Well, I think discussing them in a humorous way makes it into the humour forum. The humour forum doesn't just have to consist solely of jokes, you know.....

dh2007

Snakes and various other amphibia. But I love dogs.

Dancor

Connecting tv's and dvd's or consoles or the like and the f'n cables wont go in and the side of the tv unit is sticking in your side and because your in an awkward position your face starts going red with a rush of blood then you cant breath and you finally give up and just pull the unit out from the wall and do it properly, or.

mickrourke

Porkpie wrote:

Well, I think discussing them in a humorous way makes it into the humour forum. The humour forum doesn't just have to consist solely of jokes, you know.....

Very true, doesn't have to be just jokes and discussing them in a humourous way might just add to the forum but I think Synper has a point, this might be better suited to AH.

However in the spirit of things

In the supermarket when buying beer and snacks and when the person (mainly wimmins but only a few, I must add) in front of you at the checkout don't have their money ready to pay. You'd swear it was a big surprise that they actually had to pay for goods and services! So there they go digging around in their rugsack sized handbag for a purse the size of a stamp for about 5 minutes and then pull out a Laser card, and hand over vouchers, and then run back to some aisle, usually the furthest away, because they've forgotten something and then after paying realise they need another 4 of them plastic bags and "Uncle Bills coming over tonight so i might just run over and get a bottle of wine" etc.. ad nauseum. And worst of all while this has been going on my beer has gotten warm and the snacks have passed by their sell by date.
Nuff said really. I'm not bitter, honestly

Capt'n Midnight

dh2007 wrote:

Snakes and various other amphibia. But I love dogs.

sakes aren't amphibians, snakes are tetrapods

"I call him tiny, because he's my newt"

Oh and less of the beastiality :eek:

Rabies

/Kicks thread


Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
SPLAT!!!


AH mods:
Think the thread is suited here. If not, feel free to throw it back. I will find a new home for it.

Karoma

NOT THIS AGAIN!!! ARRRRGH. I hate rabies.

Continue the ranting and whining...

Rabies

Karoma wrote:

NOT THIS AGAIN!!! ARRRRGH. I hate rabies.

Continue the ranting and whining...

you love me.... admit it....

I promise to bring pie the next time.

Aard

Porkpie wrote:

People who walk really slowly in front of me on the pathway, or those who just stop, aaahhhhh! I want to hit them

People who think they live in Osaka.

Porkpie wrote:

People who say 'or' at the end of a question, when they clearly have no intention of stating what the 'or' is. Example - would you like that report this afternoon, or? From now on I won't answer right after you say 'or', I'll just wait a few uncomfortable seconds and say 'OR WHAT, YOU IDIOT?'

People who impede grammaticalisation.

Porkpie wrote:

Beggars, sorry, I have to say that they really annoy me, get a fuc kin job you bums! Stop making me feel awkward and embarassed for giving you nothing as I walk by when I know I shouldn't.

People who care what other people think of them.

Porkpie wrote:

People who bring their newly-born babies into work to show off to everyone. My smiles and wishings of congratulations belie the fact that I couldn't give a ball licks about your latest monstrosity, ok? And no one else does either.

People who can't appreciate others' happiness.

Porkpie wrote:

Tracksuits. For exercise or domestic wear only.

People who judge others on their clothing.

Karoma

Screw it. Thread closed. Use the Get it off your chest thread, or blog it.