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Teddy Bears

  • 24-09-2007 6:54pm
    #1
    patmac
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,602 ✭✭✭


    A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving
    together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his
    apartment, she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled
    with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves in the
    bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears, carefully
    placed in rows covering the entire wall!

    It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them
    and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into
    organizing the display. There were small bears all along the bottom shelf,
    medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge,
    enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf.

    She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large a
    collection of Teddy Bears, but doesn't mention this to him, and actually is
    quite impressed by his sensitive side. They share a bottle of wine and
    continue talking and, after a while, she finds herself thinking, "Oh my God!
    Maybe, this guy could be the one!

    Maybe he could be the future father my children?" She turns to him and
    kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds warmly.

    They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts Her in
    his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each other's
    clothes and make hot, steamy love. She is so overwhelmed that she responds
    with more passion, more creativity, more heat than she has ever known.

    After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy,
    they are lying there together in the afterglow. The woman rolls over, gently
    strokes his chest and asks coyly, "Well, how was it?" The guy gently smiles
    at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes, and says, "Help
    yourself to any prize from the middle shelf."


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