This is hilariously awful

daniel3982 · 22-09-2007 12:02pm #1

Probably the sickest thing I have ever read!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2004360349,00.html

Mum had sex with son, 18

By ROBIN PERRIE

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A MUM faces jail after she admitted having sex with her 18-year-old son.

A court heard how Sylvia Payne, 45, and teenager Mark were lying on a bed when he suffered a panic attack.

Payne comforted him with a hug and “one thing led to another”, magistrates were told.

Another member of the family found out and was so disgusted they alerted police.

At first Payne, a jobless mother of seven, denied the allegations. But she later admitted having full consensual sex with the teenager. They arrived together for the hearing in Workington, Cumbria.

Prosecutor David Handsford told the magistrates: “It seems they were in bed watching a video. Mark had suffered a panic attack and when she gave him a cuddle and comforted him one thing led to another.”

Mike Woolaghan, defending, said: “There is a lot that has gone on in terms of abusive behaviour within the family and Mrs Payne is perhaps as much a victim in this as anyone else.”

Payne, of Maryport, admitted an offence under the 2003 Sexual Offences Act. The case was adjourned until August 25 for sentencing but she faces up to two years in prison.

22-09-2007 12:05pm

Nothing quite like reading about incest to brighten up a Saturday afternoon.

daniel3982 · 22-09-2007 12:08pm

Myth wrote:

Nothing quite like reading about incest to brighten up a Saturday afternoon.

It's all about the picture though, what a scorcher! :eek:

bronte · 22-09-2007 12:11pm

I just threw up a little..... :eek:

RoundyMooney · 22-09-2007 12:14pm

Chavs will get up on anything.

Bottle_of_Smoke · 22-09-2007 12:15pm

Don't think you would have called this hilariously awful if it was a father & daughter. The guy had a panic attack. It's possible it was rape if she had psychological control over him

phasers · 22-09-2007 12:21pm

she looks like Vicky Pollard in Mourning

Plug · 22-09-2007 12:22pm

Myth wrote:

Nothing quite like reading about incest to brighten up a Saturday afternoon.

OMG I thought today was Friday:eek:
Im fcuked now!

Jesus Wept · 22-09-2007 12:25pm

daniel3982 wrote:

Payne comforted him with a hug and “one thing led to another”, magistrates were told.

As it does.

Close family.

Binomate · 22-09-2007 12:27pm

The most disgusting thing about this article is the paper its written in. Thank you for linking "The Sun"....

Twinkers · 22-09-2007 12:30pm

How exactly was she calming him down so that "one thing led to another..."

Jebus

GhostInTheRuins · 22-09-2007 1:37pm

I can't stop laughing at that picture, pure gold. Reminds me of a film I saw the other day - Bad Boy Bubby. "Good boy bubby, you're a good boy"

MayMay · 22-09-2007 2:26pm

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :eek:

Terry · 22-09-2007 2:33pm

Panic attacks are not something you should joke about.
It's a serious problem.

I want to buy him a present to help cheer him up.

timmywex · 22-09-2007 2:38pm

thats minging, and seeing the pics is worse

just ta get it over with, is it YORE MA?

Dyr · 22-09-2007 3:07pm

this is, quite possibly, the first genuine YOREMA thread ever in AH :eek:

Genghiz Cohen · 22-09-2007 3:30pm

Bambi wrote:

this is, quite possibly, the first genuine YOREMA thread ever in AH :eek:

And I pray it's the last.

Tar.Aldarion · 22-09-2007 3:35pm

Incest shouldn't be illegal over the age of consent. Injustice.

Anto McC · 22-09-2007 3:54pm

Incest is best. Keep it in the family.

Binomate · 22-09-2007 4:00pm

Anto McC wrote:

Incest is best. Keep it in the family.

It's all fucking relative(s).

MooseJam · 22-09-2007 4:11pm

poor guy lol imagine the stick he is getting off his mates

Anto McC · 22-09-2007 4:14pm

Yeah but think of how much he saves on phone credit, now in order to call "his burd" he just has to shout downstairs.

MarkR · 22-09-2007 4:28pm

Binomate wrote:

It's all fucking relative(s).

It's the game the whole family can play.

rannerap · 22-09-2007 4:41pm

why go across the road when you can go across the hall

bubonicus · 22-09-2007 4:41pm

I think he has been tak3n for a ride.

lezizi · 22-09-2007 4:42pm

LOL I feel sick.:eek:

Jesus Wept · 22-09-2007 5:11pm

MooseJam wrote:

poor guy lol imagine the stick he is getting off his mates

He should of thought about that before he fúcked his mum.

Mr.Nice Guy · 22-09-2007 5:19pm

This guy has a poor understanding of the term 'MILF'.

_blank_ · 22-09-2007 5:31pm

What a legend.

Jesus Wept · 22-09-2007 6:28pm

Now he can say to his siblings 'I fúcked Yore Ma!'

jb91 · 22-09-2007 6:43pm

:eek: Eeewwww

johnnyskeleton · 22-09-2007 6:49pm

Bottle_of_Smoke wrote:

The guy had a panic attack. It's possible it was rape if she had psychological control over him

No it's not, unless his panic attack caused her to grow a penis.

estebancambias · 22-09-2007 6:50pm

HOT....C'mon....c'mon.

Wait, wait, it would have been hot, if she was in anyway attractive..after seeing that 'woman' I have lost a lot of respect for God, how could God create something so delightfuly awful.

Dudess · 22-09-2007 7:05pm

God she's hard looking. Cumbria - another very depressed area of England devastated by mining closures (see "man urinating on dying woman" thread). A bit of a hillbilly-ish spot I'd say.

eoin5 · 22-09-2007 7:10pm

Haha, I'm expecting a deliverance esque movie on sh1thole english towns in the near future

kelle · 22-09-2007 7:20pm

daniel3982 wrote:

Another member of the family found out and was so disgusted they alerted police.

They weren't even disgusted with what they did that they had to go telling a family member!

Dudess · 22-09-2007 7:24pm

eoin5 wrote:

Haha, I'm expecting a deliverance esque movie on sh1thole english towns in the near future

Oh there's already been some. Well not quite Deliverance but you get an insight into the sheer hopelessness and ugliness of these places.
And don't forget Wales. These former mining towns are rural areas with problems you'd associate with the inner city.
http://www.tantrumfilms.co.uk/awayoflife/main.html
http://www.amber-online.com/exhibitions/the-scar-1997
http://www.bbc.co.uk/tyne/hollywood_on_tyne/amber.shtml

Some of the people depicted are truly hateful (I've never scum like the teenagers in "The Scar") but you can kind of understand - even if you can't excuse - their behaviour because of the sheer horror of their lives. It's like they're not equipped to tell the difference between right and wrong. They've kind of been reduced to almost feral beings - constantly paranoid and on the defensive.

Gekko · 22-09-2007 7:52pm

just plain wrong

Mossy Monk · 22-09-2007 8:22pm

Hilarious yet wrong.

eoin5 · 22-09-2007 8:30pm

Dudess wrote:

Oh there's already been some. Well not quite Deliverance but you get an insight into the sheer hopelessness and ugliness of these places.
And don't forget Wales. These former mining towns are rural areas with problems you'd associate with the inner city.
http://www.tantrumfilms.co.uk/awayoflife/main.html
http://www.amber-online.com/exhibitions/the-scar-1997
http://www.bbc.co.uk/tyne/hollywood_on_tyne/amber.shtml

Some of the people depicted are truly hateful (I've never scum like the teenagers in "The Scar") but you can kind of understand - even if you can't excuse - their behaviour because of the sheer horror of their lives. It's like they're not equipped to tell the difference between right and wrong. They've kind of been reduced to almost feral beings - constantly paranoid and on the defensive.

Kewl, I'll keep an eye out for these films.

Daelus · 22-09-2007 9:59pm

Disgusting, but it's ridiculous that she could go to prison for it.

Dudess · 22-09-2007 10:00pm

Yeah I agree. What's criminal about it?

MooseJam · 22-09-2007 10:07pm

it's a crime thats whats criminal about it, if everybody did it the gene pool would suffer, deformities would balloon

Dudess · 22-09-2007 10:37pm

So every incest case (obviously I'm not talking about the child abuse ones) is actually a crime? Just asking since I don't know much about the law in this particular area. Would cousins who have sex with each other be breaking the law? Or do the parties concerned have to be more closely related?

_blank_ · 22-09-2007 11:07pm

Dudess wrote:

So every incest case (obviously I'm not talking about the child abuse ones) is actually a crime? Just asking since I don't know much about the law in this particular area. Would cousins who have sex with each other be breaking the law? Or do the parties concerned have to be more closely related?

Cousins can get married, in the Catholic church, with special dispensation from the Pope.

So I'd say ridin' is allowed.

I think any sexual relations between Father/Son/Daughter or Mother/Son/Daughter or Brother/Sister would be illegal.

Must suck to be Jim Corr.

Also, I wonder what happens if a child who was adopted later meets their sibling in a club and cops off with them.

MooseJam · 22-09-2007 11:08pm

this is the results of incest

http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2007-02/south-africa-brothers-roger-ballen.jpg

Dudess · 22-09-2007 11:16pm

WAAAAH!!! There is no god!!!

But is it definitely illegal?

MooseJam · 22-09-2007 11:19pm

definitely, you can't be taken to court if it's not !

Dudess · 22-09-2007 11:29pm

Very good point. I've been looking at other work by that guy Roger Ballen. *shudder* - the third guy...
http://bp2.blogger.com/_ZFT8UsMNbUk/RsDqxFWsxAI/AAAAAAAAAt4/BROGQL5SJGs/s1600-h/ballenshadowcomp1.jpg

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 22-09-2007 11:31pm

rofl

wtf is that

the fourth pic.. hahaahhaha

_blank_ · 22-09-2007 11:33pm

Dudess wrote:

But is it definitely illegal?

There is a Punishmnt of Incest Act, 1908, in Irish Law.

It mentions Incest by a male and covers Grand-Daughters, Daughters and Sisters.

There are a number of amendments, one was to change the punishment from penal servitude of 3 years to a maximum prison sentence of twenty years.

I can't see anything mentioning Incest by a female however.

This is hilariously awful

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