Wheel-y good one.

Mental Mickey

Mick, Paddy & Tom are in the pub one night. After one pint, Mick falls flat on his face. He struggles to his feet, and manages to finish his pint before falling flat on his face again. "Screw this", he thinks to himself.

He manages to get back to his feet again, and decides that a bit of fresh air might do the trick!? So, he staggers outside to get a blast of fresh air. No sooner is he at the door of the pub, when, "Smack"..... he falls flat on his face again. This time, he can't be bothered attempting to struggle back to his feet, so he crawls home on his hands & knees. When he finally gets home, he manages to haul himself up to the front door handle,open the door, and flop into the hallway.

After pausing for breath for a few minutes, he slowly, agonisingly, crawls upstairs into his bedroom. He's out for the count as soon as his head hits the pillow.

The next morning, he slowly opens his eyes which were stuck together from the previous nights alcohol induced sleep, only to see his wife Mary standing beside the bed.

"And what time did you get in at last night?", she scowls. "Jaysus, I can't remember"?, groans Mick.

"Did you forget anything?", asks Mary. Paddy pauses for a minute, before answering: "Sh!t, I left my wheelchair at the pub again, didn't I"??

Zapp Brannigan

I like it but I heard a different punchline for it:

The husband denies being in the pub and the wife confronts him about it, and eventually says "I know you were in the pub, they rang here. You left yer f*ckin wheelchair there again!"

Mental Mickey

Zapp Brannigan wrote:

I like it but I heard a different punchline for it:

The husband denies being in the pub and the wife confronts him about it, and eventually says "I know you were in the pub, they rang here. You left yer f*ckin wheelchair there again!"

I thought I kinda f**ked it up. LOL.

Right. I'm off to watch the rugby.

MOH

Mental Mickey wrote:

Right. I'm off to watch the rugby.

Anyone got a punchline for that display?