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MonkeyFudge - This Ones For You

  • 14-09-2007 3:18pm
    #1
    Kintarō Hattori
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,039 ✭✭✭✭


    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6994415.stm
    The Indian government has withdrawn a controversial report submitted in court earlier this week which questioned the existence of the Hindu god Ram.
    Hindu hardliners say the project will destroy what they say is a bridge built by Ram and his army of monkeys.
    More and more I'm starting to believe that monkeys may very well be the best thing EVER.


Comments

  • #2
    Slow Motion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭Slow Motion


    Between his monkey army and Tars bird army we're all fcuked !


  • #3
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,125 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    What about my cushion army? Wait no, that sucks.


  • #4
    Kintarō Hattori
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,039 ✭✭✭✭Kintarō Hattori


    AlmightyCushion wrote:
    What about my cushion army? Wait no, that sucks.
    Yes, yes it does. Let's not speak of that again.


  • #5
    connundrum
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,563 ✭✭✭connundrum


    This is ludicrus.


  • #6
    AlmightyCushion
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    eo980 wrote:
    Yes, yes it does. Let's not speak of that again.

    Damn inanimate objects.


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  • #7
    Kintarō Hattori
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,039 ✭✭✭✭Kintarō Hattori


    AlmightyCushion wrote:
    Damn inanimate objects.
    Ya Big Fecker!


  • #8
    thelordofcheese
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,368 ✭✭✭thelordofcheese


    ... army of monkeys.

    This is the best 3 words in the english language, together at last


  • #9
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    AlmightyCushion wrote:
    What about my cushion army? Wait no, that sucks.


    Sucks big time.....you said it yourself.


  • #10
    monkeyfudge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    There's no way monkeys would let themselves be bossed around by some stupid ram.

    Oh.. and I'm pretty sure I saw a short film once with evil cushions from another dimension.... it may have been a dream though.


  • #11
    AlmightyCushion
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    monkeyfudge wrote:
    There's no way monkeys would let themselves be bossed around by some stupid ram.

    Oh.. and I'm pretty sure I saw a short film once with evil cushions from another dimension.... it may have been a dream though.

    I'm hoping it was a film. i really don't like the thought of being in your dreams.

    *shudders*


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  • #12
    monkeyfudge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    In other monkey news...
    A man in Zhengzhou, Henan province, China, read in a local paper that monkeys in Zhengzhou Zoo had mistreated cats placed on their hill to eliminate mice. Incensed he stood in front of the monkey hill holding up a sign censuring the zoo's management. A monkey grabbed the sign and ripped it to pieces.

    Monkeys: Best thing ever! FACT!!!


  • #13
    Earthhorse
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    I dunno, I'm all for an army of monkeys but an army of cushions sounds pretty sweet too. I would totally enlist. Imagine the drills.

    "At ease men. Oh, you already are. Cool."


  • #14
    AlmightyCushion
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    Earthhorse wrote:
    I dunno, I'm all for an army of monkeys but an army of cushions sounds pretty sweet too. I would totally enlist. Imagine the drills.

    "At ease men. Oh, you already are. Cool."

    It would be the comfiest army that's for sure.


  • #15
    MrJoeSoap
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,117 ✭✭✭✭MrJoeSoap


    14 posts on a thread about monkeys and not a mention of the legend that is Karl Pilkington. For shame people.


  • #16
    pretty-in-pink
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    I have a cat army. Thats pretty cool right?

    edit: Monkeyfudge, you could be the boss of the monkey army. he he. monkeys with guns.


  • #17
    Doctor DooM
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,872 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    pretty-in-pink wrote:
    I have a cat army. Thats pretty cool right?

    edit: Monkeyfudge, you could be the boss of the monkey army. he he. monkeys with guns.

    Gunkeys?


  • #18
    pretty-in-pink
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    SDooM wrote:
    Gunkeys?


    ooh i like it. I can picture it now, very....umm what was that band? they are cartoons? whatever, very like them


  • #19
    Tar.Aldarion
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    Slow Motion wrote:
    Between his monkey army and Tars bird army we're all fcuked !
    I have a million albatross' lined up for this monkey 'army'


  • #20
    Doctor DooM
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,872 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    Albatross Vs Monkey. Soulds like a great name for a band


  • #21
    thefinalstage
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    Tar.Aldarion wrote:
    I have a million albatross' lined up for this monkey 'army'

    They were meant for fighting? I thought they were for eating.....Sorry :(


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  • #22
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,716 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    pretty-in-pink wrote:
    I have a cat army. Thats pretty cool right?

    An army of cat macros might be more appropriate.


  • #23
    Zillah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,371 ✭✭✭✭Zillah


    More evidence that religion is retarded.

    + 1 support for Monkeys however.


  • #24
    Setun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,805 ✭✭✭Setun


    MrJoeSoap wrote:
    14 posts on a thread about monkeys and not a mention of the legend that is Karl Pilkington. For shame people.
    "Family looked in the kitchen, monkey sat there cookin veg."

    Roflmao.


  • #25
    JIZZLORD
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,484 ✭✭✭JIZZLORD


    connundrum wrote:
    This is ludicrus.

    This is ludacris

    [img][/img]http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Sections/Newsweek/Components/Photos/Mag/041206_Issue/041127_Ludacris_vl.widec.jpg


  • #26
    projectmayhem
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    JIZZLORD wrote:
    This is ludacris

    [img][/img]http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Sections/Newsweek/Components/Photos/Mag/041206_Issue/041127_Ludacris_vl.widec.jpg

    i actually lmao'd there.

    people are looking at me weird... and possibly thinking i'm racist. but my god did that make my morning less miserable


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