I need ideas!!

SpitfireIV · 13-09-2007 9:20am #1

Hey,

In college now (doing Ind. Design) need to come up with ideas for a possible new product to design, but I just cant think of anything!!

Tell me of any ideas you have for literally ANYTHING and EVERYTHING, products you'd like to see, things you'd like made easier or better!!

TELL ME, there could be the nucleous for something great in a simple idea you have

Ishmael · 13-09-2007 9:24am

I always wished there was an easier way to come up with inspiring thoughts that i could share with people!

biko · 13-09-2007 9:37am

An in-sink dish washer.

irishfeller · 13-09-2007 9:41am

An automatic orange peeler - hate havin to peel them before puttin em in the juicer...

prendy · 13-09-2007 9:42am

nice idea biko!!!!

Wacker · 13-09-2007 9:42am

A pair of goggles that have a DVD player built in. That way you could watch violent or sexually explicit movies on public transport without people beside you judging.*

*Until you whip it out, naturally.

nobodythere · 13-09-2007 9:55am

A joint-passing robot.

humanji · 13-09-2007 9:58am

If we give you an idea do we get your degree too? Or do we only get that when we do your exams for you

monkeyfudge · 13-09-2007 9:58am

A self lubricating monkey?

Schism · 13-09-2007 10:03am

An automatic lawnmower.

justindublin · 13-09-2007 10:05am

Automatic Defibrillator Alarm Clock

Why crawl out of bed like a slug? A morning that begins with 5000 volts is how mornings should begin for life’s over-achievers! Includes a defibrillator, digital clock face, easy-to-attach hand-held electrode conductors, 2000-5000 voltage setting, two tubes of conductor gel, AM-FM radio, nero probe system and pulse oximeter!

Good morning? CLEAR!!

AlmightyCushion · 13-09-2007 10:08am

monkeyfudge wrote:

A self lubricating monkey?

Please that contradicts the basic laws of physics.

connundrum · 13-09-2007 10:20am

AlmightyCushion wrote:

Please that contradicts the basic laws of physics.

Unless said monkey is put on a new diet causing him/her to sweat lubricant.

AlmightyCushion · 13-09-2007 10:24am

connundrum wrote:

Unless said monkey is put on a new diet causing him/her to sweat lubricant.

But that could create a rift in the space time continuum. Monkey self lubrication is a very dangerous area of physics that's why a lot of physicists steer clear of it. The thermo-fluid dynamics alone are completely unstable.

monkeyfudge · 13-09-2007 10:29am

BUT THINK OF THE POWER!

With an army of self lubricating monkeys at my command no one would dare oppose me!

AlmightyCushion · 13-09-2007 10:31am

monkeyfudge wrote:

BUT THINK OF THE POWER!

With an army of self lubricating monkeys at my command no one would dare oppose me!

You're reckless ways have no place in science. I thought you became a physicist to better the world not to destroy it.

6th · 13-09-2007 10:32am

Well maybe if you learnt to talk dirty to them there wouldnt be a problem?

OP is a lzy bitch :P

humanji · 13-09-2007 10:35am

6th wrote:

Well maybe if you learnt to talk dirty to them there wouldnt be a problem?

OP is a lzy bitch :P

He's a student, what do you expect?

Orange69 · 13-09-2007 10:46am

A wankbox

Schism · 13-09-2007 10:51am

monkeyfudge wrote:

BUT THINK OF THE POWER!

With an army of self lubricating monkeys at my command no one would dare oppose me!

The guy with 2 armies of self lubricating monkies of course. :rolleyes:

muppetkiller · 13-09-2007 11:00am

Red wine that doesn't stain your teeth...

Drift · 13-09-2007 11:13am

Never fear ... Drift is here to save your project with more than one suggestion:

1. Underwater Hairdryer
2. Waterproof Teabag
3. Left-handed Teacup

But on a more serious note ...... what you need is to invent a computer keyboard with a YORE MA button

Edit:

Felt guilty so came back with a real one that someone on the boards mentioned in a similar thread before. An automatic wheel jack built into the car for when you get a flat. One just near each wheel.

BaZmO* · 13-09-2007 11:18am

muppetkiller wrote:

Red wine that doesn't stain your teeth...

It's already invented, it's called white wine!

nice1franko · 13-09-2007 11:18am

get some idea from www.halfbakery.com or http://www.headfuzz.co.uk/?q=ideas

Varkov · 13-09-2007 12:25pm

Hoverboard.........

whassupp2 · 13-09-2007 12:29pm

An automatic turf footer. Its what all us here in the Wesssshhht have been waiting for

Archeron · 13-09-2007 12:32pm

monkeyfudge wrote:

BUT THINK OF THE POWER!

With an army of self lubricating monkeys at my command no one would dare oppose me!

My own army of well oiled rhinos would argue that fact.

On topic though, an arse silencer for when you really need to fart at a posh dinner party.

Nikko · 13-09-2007 12:55pm

new soft drink:- Holy Water. You could have a tag line: "refreshes the soul"????

SpitfireIV · 13-09-2007 1:04pm

humanji wrote:

He's a student, what do you expect?

I heard that! If I werent so damned lazy I'd give you a right keyboard lashing!!

Yeah, the ideas are somewhat......eemm.....different for the most part, but interesting non the less. Amazing what goes through your heads!

Thanks!!

nice1franko · 13-09-2007 1:11pm

This thread reminded me of an idea I had. a yokeymabob to arm your house alarm when you lock your door from the outside. some w@anker already invented it though.

Schism · 13-09-2007 2:57pm

CroppyBoy1798 wrote:

I heard that! If I werent so damned lazy I'd give you a right keyboard lashing!!
Thanks!!

.. but you are lazy right?

(not that I can talk

)

Wook · 13-09-2007 3:15pm

a robotic window cleaner, like the lawnmowers but then for windows, fire and forget and place it on another window when its done. also useable in cars in and outside

please ?

muppetkiller · 13-09-2007 4:40pm

BaZmO* wrote:

It's already invented, it's called white wine!

NO you drink white wine to Clean your teeth after

I need ideas!!

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