Ironic Celebrity Deaths

Hagar · 09-09-2007 7:21am #1

10) Ellen DeGeneres -- Suffocates in the closet

9) Susan Lucci -- Trips and breaks her neck while running up steps to accept an Emmy

8) Farah Fawcett -- Struck by a random thought

7) Frank Sinatra -- Killed by Strangers in the Night

6) RuPaul -- Prostate cancer

5) O.J. Simpson -- Murdered by the "real killer" in an apparent suicide

4) Madonna -- Exposure

3) Unabomber -- Mail bomb returned due to "insufficient postage"

2) Al Gore -- Dutch Elm Disease

and the *Predicted* NUMBER ONE MOST IRONIC CELEBRITY DEATH IS:

1) Bill Gates -- Falls out of a Window

Love2love · 09-09-2007 4:09pm

Class!

Jesus Wept · 09-09-2007 4:26pm

Diana Ross singing: 'Aint no mountain High enough'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqsPamSUM6c

Diana Ross' former husband plunged to his death while scaling a rock face in the Franschhhoek Mountains.

..... I guess there was a mountain high enough.

dior1catboy · 10-09-2007 3:36pm

The-Rigger wrote:

..... I guess there was a mountain high enough.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

folan · 10-09-2007 3:52pm

Unabomber - brilliant!

Kojak · 11-09-2007 10:59am

Classic

mickrourke · 11-09-2007 11:06am

Hagar gets killed by the Humour section falling on him in some French library or biblioteque as they call it. God, those French have a different word for everything!