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Words that make you laugh.

  • 07-09-2007 12:09pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,415 ✭✭✭


    In conversation this morning, somebody made reference to a pair of mittens, and when I heard that, I just laughed, getting an odd look from the person talking.
    I always laugh at the word mittens (probably thanks to Ralph Wiggum).

    So do you have any words or phrases that make you smile? Other favourites of mine include:

    Bobble hat.
    Romper suit.
    Buttocks.
    Boobs.
    Wonky.


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Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,606 ✭✭✭Jumpy


    nibble.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,872 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    Indubitibly. Sorry for the ol spelling

    Sniffles

    Spleen is a personal favourite


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,125 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Poo because it just sounds stupid.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 421 ✭✭Rossibaby


    chair...gets `me every time


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Titmouse and Seattle.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,117 ✭✭✭✭MrJoeSoap


    Most words beginning with F.

    Frankly Francis, I'm Flabergasted.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,428 ✭✭✭randombar


    bosoms

    anonymity

    negligible


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,288 ✭✭✭Fanny Wank


    c unt

    especially when there are women around.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,606 ✭✭✭Jumpy


    They are letting you keep that name yes?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,067 ✭✭✭L31mr0d


    poop mouth... that bit in Anchorman when Ron gets called that has me in stitchs every time.

    Also, Micheal Buble *tee hee hee*


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭MooseJam


    mushy pees


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,669 ✭✭✭Colonel Sanders


    anomalogous

    hearing people (including myself) try say it is usually pretty funny!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 356 ✭✭Sengoku79


    c untstruck

    Just the pure imagery


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,367 ✭✭✭✭watna


    Wobbly and permanganate..... I like saying that word!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,708 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    Homogeneous, rohypnol, texaco and tits


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,509 ✭✭✭Jigsaw


    Ringpiece, roger, flange, fart, yore ma.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,017 ✭✭✭Bendihorse


    When someone says 'Stool' referring to Bowel Movement - gets me every time


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,125 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    roflcopter


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,067 ✭✭✭L31mr0d


    mahoosive dong is another good one :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,460 ✭✭✭Ishmael


    Teethabix as a description of someone with buck(ed?) teeth.

    elepepe - must be pronounced in French accent though

    shiza - in a german accent.

    Denied - in the Quake Voice


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 736 ✭✭✭johnp


    titillate


    *giggles*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,288 ✭✭✭Fanny Wank


    Jumpy wrote:
    They are letting you keep that name yes?

    why wouldn't they?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,922 ✭✭✭TechnoFreek


    one word gets me every time

    "Flute"


    My girlfriend is a music teacher is a secondary girls school.
    I love when she says that one of her students is playing the flute.
    :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,669 ✭✭✭Colonel Sanders


    one word gets me every time

    "Flute"


    My girlfriend is a music teacher is a secondary girls school.
    I love when she says that one of her students is playing the flute.
    :D

    ha ha!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Fanny **** wrote:
    why wouldn't they?

    Is it possible to "****" "fannies" these days?

    Imagine that.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,288 ✭✭✭Fanny Wank


    also possible to be wanked by a fanny.......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,563 ✭✭✭connundrum


    stovelid wrote:
    Is it possible to "****" "fannies" these days?

    Imagine that.

    I've heard that its all the rage in Germany.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,957 ✭✭✭trout


    the words panties, gusset, spanner, toerag and spatula ... crease me up every time*



    *but only in that order


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,379 ✭✭✭✭dulpit


    flaccid... lol...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,509 ✭✭✭Jigsaw


    one word gets me every time

    "Flute"


    My girlfriend is a music teacher is a secondary girls school.
    I love when she says that one of her students is playing the flute.
    :D

    I wonder if any of her students like to play the skin flute?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,399 ✭✭✭✭r3nu4l


    Scutterin'

    As in "Ya scuterin' gobsheen" or "What on Earth are ya scutterin' about now?"

    Love that word, hee hee, lol, etc.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Fanny **** wrote:
    also possible to be wanked by a fanny.......
    Right. We get the joke and have all had a giggle at your user name.
    Now start contributing or get the fúck out of here.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,288 ✭✭✭Fanny Wank


    Terry wrote:
    Right. We get the joke and have all had a giggle at your user name.
    Now start contributing or get the fúck out of here.

    you may not have noticed but I WAS contributing and others dragged this out and the thread off topic not me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 630 ✭✭✭Lucas10101


    Flatus....Posh version for what we call a fart.


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Politics Moderators Posts: 14,550 Mod ✭✭✭✭johnnyskeleton


    I quite the meter of the medical phrase "uncontrollable flatulence"


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 644 ✭✭✭Mackleton


    The word 'smashing' gets me every time also..

    'ninnymuggins' - from "Elf" with Will Ferrel
    'Scrumptious' so silly
    'bobble hat' and 'romper suit' also crack me up as well as
    'Toboggan' have no idea why really


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 630 ✭✭✭Lucas10101


    Skiddadle ye little prick.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Fanny **** wrote:
    you may not have noticed but I WAS contributing and others dragged this out and the thread off topic not me.
    Don't feed the trolls.

    Read the charter. Right up there at the top of the page.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,349 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    Flaps.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,373 ✭✭✭The guy


    Ishmael wrote:
    Denied - in the Quake Voice

    Humiliation - Also in a quake voice.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,197 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    Whenever i'm on holiday, i always say "Sprechen Sie <insert language here>?" no matter where i am.

    Gives me a laugh anyways to see the reaction


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 950 ✭✭✭Feral Mutant


    Coccyx


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,957 ✭✭✭trout


    gicksplash :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,230 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Back passage -

    I sh*t myself laughing every time I even think about these words.

    "I'm just going outside to sweep me back passage"

    "Leave the parcel in me back passage if there's no-one home"

    "There's a wheelie-bin in my back passage"

    There are endless possibilities - I need help!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,669 ✭✭✭Colonel Sanders


    flange


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,248 ✭✭✭Plug


    Clit.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 16,663 CMod ✭✭✭✭faceman


    the irish word for 'penalty' always made me laugh

    "pionós"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,248 ✭✭✭Plug


    faceman wrote:
    the irish word for 'penalty' always made me laugh

    "pionós"
    Thats a good one:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,715 ✭✭✭marco murphy


    Bastid in a cavan accent


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Chair!


    curtains!


    Gobsh*te!


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