Bigger women

imeddyhobbs

This is not a personal issue,I would just like to hear opinions

I met a woman with a huge arse and her belly is not so small neither(as you can see i have a way with words)but she looks nice and sounds nice

The thing is that I like smaller women but yet I want to be with a woman but Im not sure about her

We have been texting and looks like we are going to meet at the weekend

What do I do If she is even bigger than i think she was at stradbally last weekend (the night i drank a bottle of vodka and took a pill)

I sound like an asshole dont I?

Tanabe

Drank a bottle of Vodka & took a pill. Sounds like you have a problem!

To answer your question:

Personality is what counts. Big girls are beautiful too ya know. Give me a curvy chick anyday!

Binomate

Make an excuse to go to the bathroom, and try make it out a window if possible. Do you drive? If you're driving to meet her, park somewhere with a quick easy escape route.

Tak3n

never date a fat girl they are the biggest moaning bitches ever and your food bill will be enormous.
Tell her to fcuk off politely and find yourself a normal sized girl.

patrickc

curvy/bigger for me all the way

Binomate

And they take up most of the bed too. Actually, you could be really vulgar about it and call her a lard arse. That way you'll probably never be in contact with her ever again. It also might damage her emotionally which might result in her going on a diet to lose weight. You'd almost be helping her if you called her a lard arse in that case.

Mkl

More cushion for the pushing.

Gangsta

It's all the same when the lights are off anyway;)

Binomate

Gangsta wrote:

It's all the same when the lights are off anyway;)

Not if you've to go trough multiple layers of flab to get to what you need. Then when the lights come back on and you've no more food in the house you wont have the same attitude.

imeddyhobbs

Tanabe wrote:

Drank a bottle of Vodka & took a pill. Sounds like you have a problem!

To answer your question:

Personality is what counts. Big girls are beautiful too ya know. Give me a curvy chick anyday!

Well when i say a bottle of vodka what i really mean is 4 cans a bottle of vodka 1 1/2 pils

AARRRGH

Tak3n wrote:

never date a fat girl they are the biggest moaning bitches ever

This is true. Fat women are unhappy (there is a reason why they're fat...) and are extremely angry at the world.

I avoid fat women at all costs.

AARRRGH

Gangsta wrote:

It's all the same when the lights are off anyway;)

Yeah, if you've no sense of touch... or smell, cause of all the food in the room.

imeddyhobbs

Binomate wrote:

And they take up most of the bed too. Actually, you could be really vulgar about it and call her a lard arse. That way you'll probably never be in contact with her ever again. It also might damage her emotionally which might result in her going on a diet to lose weight. You'd almost be helping her if you called her a lard arse in that case.

Yea i can see it now,we have sent dozens of texts over the past few days,made arrangements to meet for a coffee or something,we meet and then i tell her ... Your A Lard Arse
Im not sure Im up to that

Thrill

imeddyhobbs wrote:

I sound like an asshole dont I?

Act like one if you don't like her and she'll dump you and your conscience will be clear.

Mezcita

Gangsta wrote:

It's all the same when the lights are off anyway;)

No its not. Its like throwing a sausage down the M50.

stovelid

Hi all

I was at the electric picnic last weekend and I met this guy. He's been texting me and wants to meet up at the weekend!!?

I would never have looked at such a minger usually but I'd had a bottle of jamey, a gram of gak and a few pills.

From his texts, he sounds a bit desperate and worse still, I reckon he has a fetish for fat birds.

How do I let him down gently?

imeddyhobbs

Wheres a feminist
when ya need one

Are ye all taking the piss?

imeddyhobbs

stovelid wrote:

Hi all

I was at the electric picnic last weekend and I met this guy. He's been texting me and wants to meet up at the weekend!!?

I would never have looked at such a minger usually but I'd had a bottle of jamey, a gram of gak and a few pills.

From his texts, he sounds like a bit of a knob and worse still, I reckon he has a fetish for fat birds.

How do I let him down gently?

Tell her you would never go out with the same girl that you are sharing your tent with

FlutterinBantam

Eddie ,my advice to you is take the purple fella to the girl or ring her and tell her its all off.

You seem to think you are Gods gift, and maybe fattie reckons you are a bit of a knob.


Can't say I blame her.

HAPPYGIRL

+1

The_B_Man

looks like ur gonna meet her anyway. hav a mate ring ya after an hour with an emergency, like ur granny caught leprosy or sumtin! it'll give ya an excuse to bugger off! simple!

imeddyhobbs

FlutterinBantam wrote:

Eddie ,my advice to you is take the purple fella to the girl or ring her and tell her its all off.

You seem to think you are Gods gift, and maybe fattie reckons you are a bit of a knob.


Can't say I blame her.

Now thats advice!:)

Schism

Jesus its simple.

A. You don't like fat chicks, stay away.
B. You don't care how she looks, go for it.

Tbh the fact that your posting up here looking for advice before you've even gone to meet a fair indication of your choice. Just get out of it, you obviously dont want to get involved with her.

imeddyhobbs

FlutterinBantam Answered my questions and doubts,thanks man!

FlutterinBantam

No probs Ned, hope you did the right thing.

Nothin wrong with a big arse now;)

imeddyhobbs

FlutterinBantam wrote:

No probs Ned, hope you did the right thing.

Nothin wrong with a big arse now;)

There never was anything wrong with a big arse

Its not that i think im gods gift to women its actually the oppisite,I try to get a woman all the time but they all say no but as soon as one comes looking for me i think "whats wrong with her"

Gonna meet her tomorrow

nesf

imeddyhobbs wrote:

I sound like an asshole dont I?

No tbh. You're allowed not to be attracted to "bigger women". I don't get people's issue with this at all.

BrandonBlock

Walks into the room, just like a big balloon, big girls you are beautiful! Ya gotta love Mika http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcRiXOONqf0

Terry

I see the male models are out in force.

Anti

Bring some vaseline, coz you gonna get raaaaaped.

Kinetic^

Your brave pantaloons warrior should only have 1 rule.....no fat chicks!!!

randylonghorn

nesf wrote:

You're allowed not to be attracted to "bigger women".

True, but ...

imeddyhobbs wrote:

I try to get a woman all the time but they all say no but as soon as one comes looking for me i think "whats wrong with her"

you've just summed up perfectly the mindset that keeps so many guys dependent on Pam.

I'm not saying I haven't been there myself ... I'm just saying you need to get over it.

patrickc

Kenny 5 wrote:

Your brave pantaloons warrior should only have 1 rule.....no fat chicks!!!

size 12-14 is nice

K-9

imeddyhobbs wrote:

Wheres a feminist
when ya need one

Are ye all taking the piss?

Look, she mightn't like you either. She might not like skinny/tall/small etc. men. If the attraction's there it won't matter on both sides.

bronte

Is size 12-14 fat these days??

Op If ya had a good buzz with her I'd meet up.

Nothing to lose!

admiralofthefleet

Gangsta wrote:

It's all the same when the lights are off anyway;)

you'll need the lights off, you dont want to get you're arse burned now do ye

nesf

randylonghorn wrote:

True, but ...

I don't disagree, I just don't get this "you're an asshole because you don't like fat women" attitude. As if someone actually having preferences for one body type over another automatically made them shallow.

randylonghorn

And I don't disagree with you.
It's the "she likes me, so there must be something wrong with her ... wtf is it? ... oh wait, she's fat / skinny / small-boobed / whatever-the-fúck ... right, she's dumped" attitude I'm talking about. I think a lot of us go / have gone through that stage at some point ... and it's really all about our own self-confidence, not the girls at all.


Here, wait! ... this is AH, not PI!

/kicks sense out the window, and yells "yore ma!" at nesf.

layke

Just hit it and don't tell yer mates.

BrotherTotz

randylonghorn wrote:

And I don't disagree with you.
It's the "she likes me, so there must be something wrong with her ... wtf is it? ... oh wait, she's fat / skinny / small-boobed / whatever-the-fúck ... right, she's dumped" attitude I'm talking about. I think a lot of us go / have gone through that stage at some point ... and it's really all about our own self-confidence, not the girls at all.


Here, wait! ... this is AH, not PI!

/kicks sense out the window, and yells "yore ma!" at nesf.

Lol!! Quality post!!..


OP to solve this problem.....pictures??

Red Alert

Watch mika's video and then decide

8k2q1gfcz9s5d4

BrotherTotz wrote:

OP to solve this problem.....pictures??

+1:D

One Cold Hand

Fat chicks are either very angry or disturbingly jolly. There's no in between. Personally I hate fat in my ladies. Anyhoo she could be sound so maybe meet her for drinks and see how it goes (don't go for food, you'll be there all day waiting for her to finish!).

Niamho!

imeddyhobbs wrote:

Yea i can see it now,we have sent dozens of texts over the past few days,made arrangements to meet for a coffee or something,we meet and then i tell her ... Your A Lard Arse
Im not sure Im up to that

Dont listen to the Fat-phobes for god's Sake!!
meet her and see how it goes.....decide from there. you're already goin to meet her with the idea you're probably not gonna be into her though so unless she's totally diff to the way you're picturing her your opinion is not gonna change. Looks are an issue aswell but you're better off clearing the Negative stuff outta your head....go with the flow.

magick

Tak3n wrote:

never date a fat girl they are the biggest moaning bitches ever and your food bill will be enormous.
Tell her to fcuk off politely and find yourself a normal sized girl.

quote of the year!

Steez

If that mika twat had kept his mouth shut there wouldn't even be a discussion here. Igor, fetch my rifle!

biko

imeddyhobbs wrote:

This is not a personal issue,I would just like to hear opinions

I met a woman with a huge arse and her belly is not so small neither(as you can see i have a way with words)but she looks nice and sounds nice

The thing is that I like smaller women but yet I want to be with a woman but Im not sure about her

We have been texting and looks like we are going to meet at the weekend

What do I do If she is even bigger than i think she was at stradbally last weekend (the night i drank a bottle of vodka and took a pill)

I sound like an asshole dont I?

Leave her alone. You don't deserve her.
Have a **** instead.

It's fine to not like fat women. But then don't string her along just to get sex when she wants more.

John Mason

dublindude wrote:

This is true. Fat women are unhappy (there is a reason why they're fat...) and are extremely angry at the world.

I avoid fat women at all costs.

are you kinda generalising there? i suppose some people would consider me fat (and have told me this) but i am not unhappy or angry at the world. i know loads of skinny girls are unhappy and angry at the world. each to their own i say.

you should give this girl a chance, as they say beautiful is in the eye of the beholder. i have met some very beautiful men who are ugly people and after a while all you can see is the ugliness. on the other hand, i have met men who on first impressions, i think i am so never going there. then i got to know them and they were the nice people i have ever met in my life and their features changed and all i see was the beauty inside

jaysis that is far to deep for friday morning - i think i need a beer now

zuutroy

lol@this thread!

Vegeta

Mika is as gay as christmas so what the fcuk would he know about women anyway.

Rob_l

As the god Nike taught me "just do it"