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Hypothetical shagging dilemmas

  • 05-09-2007 10:45pm
    #1
    Fanny Wank
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,288 ✭✭✭


    Have you ever played this gane? Someone thinks of 2 people who you wouldn't touch with your worst enemies and see who you'd do if you had to do one of them. Example:

    Maggie Thatcher or Mary O'Rourke?

    others much appreciated.


Comments

  • #2
    stepbar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,123 ✭✭✭stepbar


    Mary Harney TBH :eek:


  • #3
    Dozyart
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 765 ✭✭✭Dozyart


    Vera Duckworth or Dot Cotton!!!!!


  • #4
    Fanny Wank
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,288 ✭✭✭Fanny Wank


    Dozyart wrote:
    Vera Duckworth or Dot Cotton!!!!!

    Dear god!!!

    How about a live animal or a dead body?


  • #5
    TerrorFirmer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    Your father or your brother.


  • #6
    Savman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,323 ✭✭✭Savman


    stepbar wrote:
    Mary Harney TBH :eek:
    /vomit


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  • #7
    simu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


    Marty Whelan v. Ray D'Arcy

    :eek:


  • #8
    smartypants
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 197 ✭✭smartypants


    what about choosing between...ooooh i dunno ...hmmm let say...

    all YORE MA'S!!!!


  • #9
    patrickc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,972 ✭✭✭patrickc


    man-v-man


  • #10
    The_B_Man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,893 ✭✭✭The_B_Man


    Jack Charlton or Bobby Charlton


  • #11
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Clare Daly

    Mary Hannafin

    Marian Harkin

    Marian Finucane


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  • #12
    DaBreno
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,156 ✭✭✭DaBreno


    Janet St Porter vs Nell Mccafferty

    Choose you sick b*stard.


  • #13
    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    Jacqueline Stallone. :eek:

    /me hides


  • #14
    Caliden
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,982 ✭✭✭Caliden


    Carmen Electra with a yeast infection


  • #15
    Zapp Brannigan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,326 ✭✭✭Zapp Brannigan


    Caliden wrote:
    Carmen Electra with a yeast infection
    I'd still tap that sh*t raw.


  • #16
    doonothing
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,745 ✭✭✭doonothing


    Zapp Brannigan wrote:
    I'd still tap that sh*t raw.

    *doffs hat*

    too fcuking right you would.


  • #17
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,537 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    George Bush I or George Bush II... YUK! YUK! Never ever! Not if the last males on earth!


  • #18
    Red Hand
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    Blue_Lagoon wrote:
    George Bush I or George Bush II... YUK! YUK! Never ever! Not if the last males on earth!

    How about the two together though?:p


  • #19
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    anne widdecombe or liz taylor


  • #20
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,537 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Jeremiah 16:1 wrote:
    How about the two together though?:p
    Yor Ma didn't teach you to add? 0 + 0 = 0 !


  • #21
    Red Hand
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    Where did that ! come from? Somehow got seperated from its, ahm, base? Chop, chop!


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