13 Reasons Why it is so cool to be a man

awhir

1)Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

2)You can go to the bathroom without a support group.

3)You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

4)If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.

5)Your underwear is 10e for a three-pack.

6)Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

7)Same work, more pay.

8)Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.

9)Wedding dress: 2,000e. Tuxedo rental: 75e.

10)If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.

11)You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.

12)The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

13)Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes.

Karoma

lol I WILL NEVER TIRE OF THAT LOLLERS NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES IT IS EMAILED TO ME OR POSTED ON A FORUM ROFL LOL You, sir, are a comic genius - nice pasting, but realy nice copying. Bless you, sir.

Tak3n

14) Not controlled by hormones (except when it comes to sex)
15) Not afraid to piss in public
16) Stronger (in most cases)
18) We dont get pregnant
19) No periods
20) Takes 5 mins to get ready in the morning
21) Are able to take jokes without getting insulted

Pighead

Pssst awhir, that means he hates it. Pigheads seen this before. Whenever Karoma uses capital letters like that it means he's being sarcastic. A rough translation to what he really means would be something along the lines of

"Your threads a load of crap buddy, copying and pasting shows all the imagination of a gnat, do us all a favour and stop regurgitating inane shite from the 90's."

He's pretty harsh that Karoma. Don't mind him awhir.

Jesus Wept

ah give him a break, that email just reached galway, and they are clearly very excited.

Karoma

Pighead wrote:

He's pretty harsh that Karoma. Don't mind him awhir.

21) Are able to take jokes without getting insulted

He'll be grand, sher.

Wertz

We also get a penis....which easily out does all 15 other benefits on the list.


Unless you got a small one...

Wompa1

I'm in Galway and even I taught that was lame.

Wompa1

Wompa1 wrote:

I'm in Galway and even I taught that was lame.

To whom did you teach it?

Nehpets

Just rented a tuxedo.. €159

tolosenc

Still, 159 euros < 2k euros.

6th

Wompa1 wrote:

I'm in Galway and even I taught that was lame.

Tourist?

Pherekydes

Tak3n wrote:

14) Not controlled by hormones (except when it comes to sex)
15) Not afraid to piss in public
16) Stronger (in most cases)
18) We dont get pregnant
19) No periods
20) Takes 5 mins to get ready in the morning
21) Are able to take jokes without getting insulted

I see that. Why is that? Did they not do punctuation in your school or were you out that day?

projectmayhem

Slow coach wrote:

I see that. Why is that? Did they not do punctuation in your school or were you out that day?

way to make a bad joke worse

The_B_Man

that was actually quite pathetic! More so by the fact that we call them Full Stops!

bronte

Grr.....feck it... ...I'm getting a sex change :mad: Oh to be free of pms and all pms related activities

princess-lala

Oh its so cool to be a woman - one simple reason - Cheap car insurance!!!:D

Steez

bronte wrote:

Grr.....feck it... ...I'm getting a sex change :mad: Oh to be free of pms and all pms related activities

Er...*looks around* PICS!

bronte

:eek: Actually...I really wouldn't like to have a part of my anatomy I couldn't fully control.

2 stroke

19 posts and no sign ofYORE MA

thefinalstage

princess-lala wrote:

Oh its so cool to be a woman - one simple reason - Cheap car insurance!!!:D

Pfft. Woman only have cheaper insurance than males because according to the insurance companies they drive less hours on average each week than men. You aren't safer or better drivers you just aren't as lazy.

2 stroke wrote:

19 posts and no sign ofYORE MA

I'm right here.

Black Swan

22. Being a lad means that you only fight over important things that affect the course of humanity and the world order, like not putting the lid down.

Red Hand

23. We get to pee standing up (related to 22)

Black Swan

24. Part of the privilege of being male is to read in the W/C (along with appropriate grunts).*




*Ever shared a unisex toilet in Belgium with a lad in the next stall girls? The newspaper shuffles and... well?

Reku

25. We get somewhere else to stare when we can't bring ourselves to make eye-contact.:D

The_B_Man

man, i copied and pasted this and all the girls gave me abuse coz im an "idiot" for forgettin 17!!! grrrrr my woman bashing became defunct! i demand retribution!!!