If you could only sleep with one person for the rest of your life ...

6th

... who would it be?

I wonder how many threads I can start that are magnets for "Yore Ma" comments?

Spud83

Yore ma

Jus to get it out of the way, continue

Kimbot

YORE MA!!!

Or else YORE SISTER!!

bubonicus

there before me

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bastards got there before me!

smartypants

Yore Aul One!

better late than never

AnonoBoy

Would it be weird if I said Meatloaf?

DarkJager

Hmmmm.....Jennifer Aniston

Schism

AnonoBoy wrote:

Would it be weird if I said Meatloaf?

Yes. yes it would.

Kintarō Hattori

The girlfriend!!!! Oh wait............ I already do! :eek:

CountryWise

Reese Witherspoon.......but thats not possible anymore god rest her soul!!

ahhh, classic

Nala

DarkJager wrote:

Hmmmm.....Jennifer Aniston

Are you joking, she looks like the most boring person ever, even her mousey coloured hair is boring, she is probably similar to a dead fish in the sack.

challengemaster

not saying

Schism

This is going to go over a lot of peoples heads but Christina Scabbia.

DarkJager

Nala wrote:

Are you joking, she looks like the most boring person ever, even her mousey coloured hair is boring, she is probably similar to a dead fish in the sack.

You're only saying that cause you're a woman!!! She's a ****in minx, and even if she was like a dead fish, I'd soon put some life into her.

Edit: Christina Scabbia?? Na man. You do know that she doesn't use deodarants and only washes every 3 or 4 days???

Lifes_a_Witch

Hilary Clinton

The Bollox

if I could I'd sleep with myself because I'm great

Lola123

Johnny Depp! *drools*

Schism

DarkJager wrote:

Edit: Christina Scabbia?? Na man. You do know that she doesn't use deodarants and only washes every 3 or 4 days???

eep... *frantically changes choice* umm I'l have one Kelly Brook please... thanks

Retr0gamer

I'd say Kate Winslet but I'm too fond of my teddy bears to neglect them.

thefinalstage

Lifes_a_Witch wrote:

Hilary Clinton

"I'm not sending my men in there, the toxic environment created from 20 years without sunlight would kill them!"

BrotherTotz

Quagmire: Taylor Hanson.
Joe Swanson: Taylor Hanson is a guy.
Quagmire: [Laughs] You guys are yankin' me. "Hey, let's put one over on Quagmire."
Peter: No, he's actually a guy, Quagmire.
Quagmire: What? That's insane. That's impossible.
[Pause]
Quagmire: Oh God. Oh my God. I've got all these magazines. Oh God.

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Beth Ditto
http://shinymedia.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/05/18/beth_ditto_at_barfly.jpg

jdivision

Jessica Alba ftw

Niamho!

DarkJager wrote:

You're only saying that cause you're a woman!!! She's a ****in minx, and even if she was like a dead fish, I'd soon put some life into her.

Edit: Christina Scabbia?? Na man. You do know that she doesn't use deodarants and only washes every 3 or 4 days???

im a woman and i think she's beautiful. i'd lover her Bod! ......

thefinalstage

Lochlan Careful Skipper wrote:

Beth Ditto
http://shinymedia.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/05/18/beth_ditto_at_barfly.jpg

She looks like she would do anything.....ANYTHING!

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thelastangryman wrote:

She looks like she would do eat.....ANYTHING!

fixed it for you,

her face is like a coporse that was out in the sun for 2 days in the pic!

patrickc

lucey lu

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patrickc2006 wrote:

lucey lu

il never forget you fry......MEMORY DELETED!

humbert

Morena Baccarin or mila jovovich

Pighead

Its been a very hard decision to make, what with the thousands of beautiful girls who've received Pigheads man juices over the years, but after long hard consideration, the person who Pighead is going to sleep with for the rest of his life will be.........

whoever posts next.

DarkJager

*slaps 18 inch black dildo against his hand* Hello piggy..:D

bronte

Pighead

(not actually true)

Pighead

DarkJager wrote:

*slaps 18 inch black dildo against his hand* Hello piggy..:D

Well done DJ, you've just made the most important post of your boards life. Say goodbye to that big fat belly of yours. Daddy Pighead is gonna get you back into shape. Hang tight big boy.xxx:cool:

DarkJager

Ooooh I like dirty talk Pighead. Come here till I tickle the back of your tonsils with "The Impaler" Muwhahahaha

cance

CountryWise wrote:

Reese Witherspoon.......but thats not possible anymore god rest her soul!!

ahhh, classic

i dont get it, what happened to reese?

Edit,

nvm, saw crappy joke, all is clear.

patrickc

Lochlan Careful Skipper wrote:

il never forget you fry......MEMORY DELETED!

why wats wrong with lucy?

6th

bronte wrote:

Pighead

(not actually true)

Sure it isn't

Orlee

Dermot O'Leary - to go asleep with


Johnny Depp to sleep with

Orlee

patrickc2006 wrote:

why wats wrong with lucy?

Dont you watch Futurama man?

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patrickc2006 wrote:

why wats wrong with lucy?

she is on an episode of futurama, and they make robot copies od her. good episode actualy

ejmaztec

Do they have to be alive?

Spud83

ejmaztec wrote:

Do they have to be alive?

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

bronte

I can't lie, I want him. I've tried resisting him but I'm a woman godammit I have NEEDS!

The Bollox

ejmaztec wrote:

Do they have to be alive?

LMFAO!!!!!

I know what you meant, but that is hella funny!

ejmaztec

The Bollox wrote:

LMFAO!!!!!

I know what you meant, but that is hella funny!

Well, I need to know, or I'll be making a grave mistake:D

patrickc

Orlee wrote:

Dont you watch Futurama man?

not a big fan of it tbh, love family guy though... anyhow i just remeber her from charlies angel's now she's all girl...

The Bollox

you'd be making a stiff decision

DarkJager

ejmaztec wrote:

Well, I need to know, or I'll be making a grave mistake:D

Ah good old Necrophilia: the urge to crack open a cold one

Nevyn

Pff easy, Mystique that way she could who and what ever I wanted.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mystique_%28comics%29

the-furbo

lip from shameless....soooo hott!!!