Public Nudity

fakearms123

A recent operation amoung friends almost got us in a lot of trouble recently with the law. At a mate's house in Finglas recently, there was a good few of us just having a bit of a gathering and drinking, watching family guy and getting stoned. We're all from Glasnevin except our friend in Finglas, anyway he had a free house and we were all pretty drunk and very much stoned, it was 4 in the morning on a weekday so somehow we all decided to go for a naked walk around Finglas. So there was six of us just walking ass naked from my friend's house through Finglas, in absolute hysterics laughing, high as a f*cking kite!
We walked past a few scumbags... who didnt say anything, they didnt laugh or anything, just sat against their done-up honda blank faced. Six naked lads walking down the road. Our plan was to get to the 24hr Tesco and get a few pizzas, we got them, the indian guy didnt make eye contact with any of us, even when i put my nipples up against the glass. On our journey home we were so close to getting caught by the gards, that scene from there's something about mary came into my head, im just taking a p*ss, we're all just taking a p*ss, haha, but we made it home, threw our clothes back on and ate pizza, naked boys 1 - garda 0

How are the boardies view on public nudity?

Dave!

Just started this thread so that you could tell your story, huh?

Anti

Its a beautiful thing to behold.

mise_me_fein

DaveMcG wrote:

Just started this thread so that you could tell your story, huh?

Nice one Dave. Spot on there.

It's probably only funny if you know the person.
I know someone that ran across a pitch during a GAA match naked with a scream mask on.

Now that was funny.

BrotherTotz

Pictures???

fakearms123

DaveMcG wrote:

Just started this thread so that you could tell your story, huh?

Thats right dave! Giggadee giggadee gou!!!

Dave!

fakearms123 wrote:

Thats right dave! Giggadee giggadee gou!!!

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeeeeeeahhhhhhhhh

Rhyme

I have to say, i laughed at that story.

Cold night?

mcauley

I'm very surprised you are still alive I must admit.....

togster

My 2 cousins me and another guy ran home from a country pub one night. Starkers.The other guy was hammered dropped his kacks and started to run. Needless to say he fell flat on his face. Got up tried again and again. He was oblivious to the fact that his pants around his ankles were the reason he kept falling. You only appreciate the effect a freezing cold night has on your todger untill your starkers. :mad:

Dyr

mcauley wrote:

I'm very surprised you are still alive I must admit.....

Nobody wants to fight a bunch of neekid mens

The Bollox

me and the lads keep trying to out do each other with nakedness, one of the lads holds the title for streaking around The Pav in Trinity on the last day of exams last year (or maybe it was results day, dunno) it was the same day GnR played the RDS. he also got himself into the paper for starting a pitch invasion at Croker last year dressed as Spiderman

Pompey Magnus

I don't get nudism myself, 4 am isn't too bad I guess, but I hate streakers at football matches with a passion, "Ooh look at me, I have a knob". Imbeciles like that deserve a taste of police brutality when they are arrested.

fakearms123

Rhyme wrote:

I have to say, i laughed at that story.

Cold night?

We all had baby carrots, so cold you didnt know if it was your johnson or your belly button

magick

Cool story Hansel

jackdaw

Here in Barcelona it's a recognized right to be naked !!!

you can go anywhere naked .. so long as you aren't causing a disturbance ..

check out this guy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=it4XTdwmD9U


hes always wondering about here .. COPS talk to him ..
maybe advise him to put some clothes on .. but they can't arrest him.

fakearms123

jackdaw wrote:

Here in Barcelona it's a recognized right to be naked !!!

you can go anywhere naked .. so long as you aren't causing a disturbance ..

check out this guy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=it4XTdwmD9U


hes always wondering about here .. COPS talk to him ..
maybe advise him to put some clothes on .. but they can't arrest him.

im going to Barcelona on tuesday!! thats gas! I hope I dont burn my willy

Exit

jackdaw wrote:

Here in Barcelona it's a recognized right to be naked !!!

you can go anywhere naked .. so long as you aren't causing a disturbance ..

check out this guy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=it4XTdwmD9U


hes always wondering about here .. COPS talk to him ..
maybe advise him to put some clothes on .. but they can't arrest him.

I don't want to be all gay or anything but check out the next related video of him. If I had one that long, I'd probably be walking around naked too.

Reku

Anti wrote:

Its a beautiful thing to behold.

Except if the nudie is old.:eek:

Cuddlesworth

Exit wrote:

I don't want to be all gay or anything but check out the next related video of him. If I had one that long, I'd probably be walking around naked too.

To cover my own inadequacies I'm going to say your gay.

monkey tennis

farohar wrote:

Except if the nudie is old.:eek:

Unfortunately, the kind of people who like to have it/them out and swingin' are usually the ones who everyone really wishes would keep them put away :eek:

User45701

i dont get it tbh, what age r u btw? also high as a kite? it never rmakes any sense, you should give more details because each group seems to have vastly different tolerence leves ive met groups of people who would smoke and be high as a kite for a week 4 thw week(lasts 4 of them a week) lasts one other person a single day

Blitzkrieger

You have to draw a line between "good naked" and "bad naked". Anything involving one or more hairy assed men is usually "bad naked".

dodgyme

Women yes... Men no! - ye are idiots and being stoned is no excuse.

Nevyn

fakearms123 wrote:

How are the boardies view on public nudity?

Well if you were caught you would have been charged with indecent exposure and put on the sex offenders register.

patrickc

dodgyme wrote:

Women yes... Men no! - ye are idiots and being stoned is no excuse.

agreed

rossie1977

i am all for it as long as the naked person(s) are young, fit, 20-30 something females

I have seen so many public nudity displays by guys at this stage that I am used to it now. C'mon Irish girls get your act together

fakearms123

Thaedydal wrote:

Well if you were caught you would have been charged with indecent exposure and put on the sex offenders register.

It would of been worth it! I've always preferred to be on the offensive instead of the defensive when it comes to sex

It was a funny experience but a close call is a close call so we're not going to be doing that ever again.

NeMiSiS

Fair play.
Fight the power! More nakedness = more uh.. nakedness!
But next time.. bring some female friends take pics, and then we will all be happier.

TK