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I like monkies.

  • 31-08-2007 12:34am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭


    They make me laugh.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,759 ✭✭✭✭dlofnep


    Agreed.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,538 ✭✭✭Requiem4adream


    <<< Oblivious newby but can i ask 1 or 2 questions about yourself Terry? i dont wanna get banned so this is a pre-emptive looking for permission to land type thing


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    <<< Oblivious newby but can i ask 1 or 2 questions about yourself Terry? i dont wanna get banned so this is a pre-emptive looking for permission to land type thing
    Yes to all. Ask away.


  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47,351 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    I like The Monkees


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,080 ✭✭✭✭Random




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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,238 ✭✭✭humbert


    aren't we all monkeys?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,503 ✭✭✭✭Also Starring LeVar Burton


    zaph wrote:

    Ditto.

    "Here we come,
    Walking down the street,
    Get the funniest looks from,
    Everyone we meet..."


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,538 ✭✭✭Requiem4adream


    Do you actually ban people when you say "banned". like..."banned for dissing bono"? Bono's a ledge n all but....

    You're probably the only mod or poster even where i have to think twice if you're being sarcastic, sardonic, or somewhere totally out of left field ! what's the best way to descirbe your posting style? i hate reading posts and feeling like a stupid twat who cant appreciate the way it's meant to be written!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,919 ✭✭✭Schism


    I liked monkies first!!











    I'm also partial to ducks


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Do you actually ban people when you say "banned". like..."banned for dissing bono"? Bono's a ledge n all but....

    You're probably the only mod or poster even where i have to think twice if you're being sarcastic, sardonic, or somewhere totally out of left field ! what's the best way to descirbe your posting style? i hate reading posts and feeling like a stupid twat who cant appreciate the way it's meant to be written!
    I would never ban someone for expressing their taste in music.

    Generally if I ban someone, I just leave a note on the thread like; <name> banned for personal abuse.

    Yes, most of my posts are of a sarcastic nature and I can see where you are coming from with your query.
    I try to limit the jokes about bans to people who will get the joke.
    It's a long way down to the bottom of the warp core.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,503 ✭✭✭✭Also Starring LeVar Burton


    I liked monkies first!!











    I'm also partial to ducks

    Ducks kick a55. Tasty too. Is it not spelt monkeys? or have I been spelling it wrong for the last 20 years?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,644 ✭✭✭✭nesf


    Terry wrote:
    I would never ban someone for expressing their taste in music.

    I'm sorry, Daniel O'Donnell fans are shoot on sight for me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,919 ✭✭✭Schism


    Ducks kick a55. Tasty too. Is it not spelt monkeys? or have I been spelling it wrong for the last 20 years?

    I always wanted a duck. Now theres like 20 of them at home. they quack alot, thats it :rolleyes: . they still rock though :D

    Come to think of it monkies does look strange. someone needs to do some research here.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    nesf wrote:
    I'm sorry, Daniel O'Donnell fans are shoot on sight for me.
    Really?
    I always found them to be an easy lay.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,503 ✭✭✭✭Also Starring LeVar Burton


    I always wanted a duck. Now theres like 20 of them at home. they quack alot, thats it :rolleyes: . they still rock though :D

    Come to think of it monkies does look strange. someone needs to do some research here.

    Last year, I was down at the lake in UCD and a duck fight broke out between two male ducks who seemed to be fighting over a female duck who was watching them from a safe distance. The fight went on for ages and there was a crowd of students circled around them. It was great. We were all rooting for the smaller of the two. Why is it, that people always want to see the underdog win?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,538 ✭✭✭Requiem4adream


    Terry wrote:
    I would never ban someone for expressing their taste in music.

    Generally if I ban someone, I just leave a note on the thread like; <name> banned for personal abuse.

    Yes, most of my posts are of a sarcastic nature and I can see where you are coming from with your query.
    I try to limit the jokes about bans to people who will get the joke.
    It's a long way down to the bottom of the warp core.

    cheers nice one!! i knew there was no way of asking that without sounding like a Yank or a blonde ditz....leprechauns? really? ok wrong thread, not gonna start any bashing!!

    Back on topic, real life monkies arent actually that cool ! i was disappointed by a recent visit to the zoo, they're kinda ugly and lazy. As for the Lion he was a lazy bollix too....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,503 ✭✭✭✭Also Starring LeVar Burton


    Terry wrote:
    Really?
    I always found them to be an easy lay.

    *shudders*

    They're all old and stuff.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,503 ✭✭✭✭Also Starring LeVar Burton


    cheers nice one!! i knew there was no way of asking that without sounding like a Yank or a blonde ditz....leprechauns? really? ok wrong thread, not gonna start any bashing!!

    Are you a blonde yank? Because that would be ironic.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,919 ✭✭✭Schism


    Last year, I was down at the lake in UCD and a duck fight broke out between two male ducks who seemed to be fighting over a female duck who was watching them from a safe distance. The fight went on for ages and there was a crowd of students circled around them. It was great. We were all rooting for the smaller of the two. Why is it, that people always want to see the underdog win?

    Many a brave duck lost that way... so sad, so senseless.

    I know I'd root for the underdog because they don't usually win. Thats just me though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,919 ✭✭✭Schism


    Back on topic, real life monkies arent actually that cool ! i was disappointed by a recent visit to the zoo, they're kinda ugly and lazy. As for the Lion he was a lazy bollix too....

    Makes me think of Homer

    "Dont worry Lisa, daddy'll fix that broken animal" /throws something


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,644 ✭✭✭✭nesf


    *shudders*

    They're all old and stuff.

    So's Terry...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Yep.
    My legs are grey. My ears are gnarled. My eyes are old and bent.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    Monkey Magic was great when Bravo used to show it.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Monkey magic was great when bbc2 used to show it.
    Ruu is young.

    Back us off ensign, nice and slow.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭Reku


    Where would we be without monkeys, I mean we wouldn't even know that flinging poop is funny!:eek:
    :D
    Or that ladies love the red bottoms...:p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,914 ✭✭✭✭tbh


    you like monkies, I like fudge *sings* lets call the whole thing off.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,616 ✭✭✭8k2q1gfcz9s5d4




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,698 ✭✭✭✭BlitzKrieg


    Pffft.... this is clearly some sort of attempt to bait me into a trap.

    Well I'm not going to fall for it... even it if means borrowing Blitzkriegs account for a bit.


    But yes... monkeys are natures comedians.

    - MF


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2 DonkeySludge


    I like Donkeys


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,698 ✭✭✭✭BlitzKrieg


    BlitzKrieg wrote:
    Pffft.... this is clearly some sort of attempt to bait me into a trap.

    Well I'm not going to fall for it... even it if means borrowing Blitzkriegs account for a bit.


    But yes... monkeys are natures comedians.

    - MF

    OI!

    GIVE ME BACK MY ACCOUNT!


    *takes account away from monkeyfudge*

    BAD MONKEY!

    ...

    it does feel like we are some sort of gay fetish couple doesnt it?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2 DonkeySludge


    :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,367 ✭✭✭✭watna


    What about these evil monkeys?

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/6959209.stm

    Actually.... that is pretty funny!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    I fúckin' love monkeys!!! When I get rich the first thing I'm buying is a pet monkey, let him run around the house in his wee nappy causing mischief. Force him to bite ticket sellers and those foreigners that sell "paintings". Saw one on Veronica Mars last night too, cute little todger!

    Actually, a friend of mine moved over to Germany to go working with a few a travellers we knew. During his stay he bought himself a pet monkey for €500!! We couldn't believe it back home and thought it was hilarious but after a few days something happened to the monkey. Whenever my friend and his workmates left the house they'd let the monkey out of his cage to roam around the place. However, one day they came back and found his body in the toilet. The poor bugger went for a drink and ended up drowning! What a indignified way to go! :(:(:(

    Here's some pics of the lil' freaks:
    http://www.bluemorphotours.com/image/picture/flora_fauna/chavo_face_01.jpg
    http://www.ippl.org/apr-03-25.jpg
    http://www.billybear4kids.com/PrimateRescue/ScreenShotCover.jpg
    http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2006/players/08/08/monkey0814/t1_monkey.jpg
    http://www.interconnectedness.net/UserFiles/Image/monkey_dog.jpg
    http://www.pakblogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/monkey_eating_icecream.jpg
    http://www.yourdailymedia.com/i/u/86DCxVub.jpg
    http://chainsmokingbluemonkey.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/smokingmonkey.jpg

    God, I love monkeys!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 550 ✭✭✭mcauley


    I dislike monkeys


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,247 ✭✭✭✭6th


    Gorillas FTW


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