Oh Crap

Shiva

Oh God.
I have a serious problem lads....need some advice.

I'm not quite sure how it happened, but I think I could be in serious trouble.
I had a couple of beers while I was online last night, and I think I surfed to a page I should have kept well away from. Honest to God, I wasnt drunk, but I guess I was a bit light-headed, since I hadn't been drinking since the baby arrived nearly 4 weeks ago.

I dont know what I'm going to do - I'm extremely ashamed, and I'm not sure I can live with myself God help me if my family find out what I've done.
I'll be ostracised.

I've gone and joined the Ugly Gun Club.

O1S1n, Bullets....I'm looking to you guys specifically to help me...what can I do ?

Fallschirmjager

you are lost, maybe ye could all meet up in a dark shady car park and show off your equipment to each other...:D

to be honest what ye do among yourselves as adults is up to yourselves but i dont want to see it...


i certainly for one will be contacting the justice department to ensure this type of behaviour is not made legal...

hahahaha

kdouglas

There, there, it's ok *pats shiva on the shoulder* Through many many months, and maybe years of counselling and meetings, you can be cured, you have the support of us all Shiva, god speed.

Hivemind187

Shiva you total B*astard! You scared the smeg out of me. I was thinking all sorts of horrible things ...

... Dont scare the IAA like that

as for the Fal, well, there are worse things. I own a FAMAS for example. there are others who own FN2000's ...

... actually what is up with FN and ugly ugly guns?

Dave!

Gah! It's hideous! Put it away!

Someone get this guy locked up :mad:

gandalf

/me shakes head and looks away in disgust from Shiva.

Its always the quiet ones....

Fallschirmjager

gandalf wrote:

/me shakes head and looks away in disgust from Shiva.

Its always the quiet ones....

hahahaha...they will be hanging around toilets before you know it...

gandalf

Fallschirmjager wrote:

hahahaha...they will be hanging around toilets before you know it...

Yep all up on Killiney Hill after dark rubbing each others FAL's. I dunno what is the world coming to !!!

CrazyRabbit

They are not THAT bad.

Add a scope and a Krylon(tm) paint job on it and it will be fine. It was fairly popular at Salute with a few people pointing at the one on display asking what it was. Of course, maybe they were pointing out of disgust!

ScumLord

What?! I like it.

ambro25

I've always maintained drink surfing was potentially as dangerous as dring driving, and should be likewise policed. Doesn't look good Tony, I'm not sure what the Defense will be able to use to get you off the charge

As and when the IAA starts off good, might be an idea to grow an AA (Airsoft Anonymous) support group as well.

bullets

Shiva wrote:

Oh God.
I've gone and joined the Ugly Gun Club.
O1S1n, Bullets....I'm looking to you guys specifically to help me...what can I do ?

And then there were three.

Ya can put it down to a moment of weakness.
Well I was so ashamed of mine that I went and locked it away in the
dark in a steel vault so nobody would ever see it again. I carry the key
in my pocket so nobody can ever witness the sheer horridness of the
thing they call the FAL.


~B

Fallschirmjager

CrazyRabbit wrote:

They are not THAT bad.

Add a scope and a Krylon(tm) paint job on it and it will be fine. It was fairly popular at Salute with a few people pointing at the one on display asking what it was. Of course, maybe they were pointing out of disgust!

oh good christ...another one outed!!!!

well they do say 15% of the population are secret fal lovers...so i guess there is more on these boards to admit their need for lusty fal loving...BAWHAHAHA

gandalf

fuppin FAL's the lot of em!

bullets

I nearly had an affair with one and confess I slept with a FAL on night.

It was a dark moonless rainy night and I was on night tactics in the middle
of a big Forrest. I was all alone under a make shift shelter made from a smelly
old poncho with one end of the Sling of the FAL tied to my wrist so I would
not loose her in the dark. The gentle aroma of Cordite that lingered in the air
had a smell of satisfaction and comfort as her butt lay by my side.

AAhhhh the memories
~B

N.O.I.P.

Hey hey hey take it to after hours there are innocent women and children here

iceage

Jeez man, you had me worried there for a bit, :eek: but if its any consolation mate, your not alone(smiles at o1s1in and bullets) now that its out, be bold and proud!! their all just jealous, the FAL will be a loyal and trustworty ally, just like the real steel:cool:

Dar

It's high time us FAL lovers took a stand. No more shall we be forced into the shadows!

Fallschirmjager

Dar wrote:

It's high time us FAL lovers took a stand. No more shall we be forced into the shadows!

oh christ...they are marching now...before we know it we will have a fal section in the IAA...

davvowl

fal - now thats some serious 7.62. :cool:

Voodoomelon

God, I feel sick...

Shiva, how about you give me all your money? You obviously don't need it...

o1s1n

CrazyRabbit wrote:

They are not THAT bad.

Add a scope and a Krylon(tm) paint job on it and it will be fine. It was fairly popular at Salute with a few people pointing at the one on display asking what it was. Of course, maybe they were pointing out of disgust!

There were no FALs at the stand at salute. You're confusing it with the Scar. Which I will now have to kill you for.

extremetaz

Hi, <waves>

My name is TAZ

.....and I like the FN2000.... <hangs head in shame>

o1s1n

As for the FAL you bought Shiva...tsk tsk. It's the LONG king Arms version or nothing! Didn't I tell you? It's amazing the difference a longer hand guard and flash hider make. The goal is to make it into a L1A1.



*Licks his lips*

Any Aramlite owners opinions are completely void in this thread. Run and hide now, or face the wrath of Fabrique Nationale.

Hivemind187

o1s1n wrote:

As for the FAL you bought Shiva...tsk tsk. It's the LONG king Arms version or nothing! Didn't I tell you? It's amazing the difference a longer hand guard and flash hider make. The goal is to make it into a L1A1.



*Licks his lips*

Any Aramlite owners opinions are completely void in this thread. Run and hide now, or face the wrath of Fabrique Nationale.

Um ... I have one of each, what does that make me?

Hi I'm Hive and I own a FA-MAS SV *joins taz in the corner of shame*

o1s1n

Hivemind187 wrote:

Um ... I have one of each, what does that make me?

Hi I'm Hive and I own a FA-MAS SV *joins taz in the corner of shame*

You are the sanity which holds this insanity together. The living Yin Yang. You may stay.

In all honestly now, the FN FAL L1A1 is the only FN I actually like (Probably as it's the most traditional looking). I find the rest of them to be very very odd looking creations.

Hivemind187

LIGHTNING wrote:

I think the Fn2000 is a really nice looking piece, and as I said before if its good enough for Sam Fisher then its good enough for us!

But ... but ... It looks like a fish! :eek:

CrazyRabbit

o1s1n wrote:

There were no FALs at the stand at salute. You're confusing it with the Scar. Which I will now have to kill you for.

Well and truly deserved.

<---Hangs head in shame. (that's getting quite common around here)

[--SC(+)PE--]

Scar L's ? Fn 2000's ?? FAL carbines :eek: ??? this thread is scaring me.

Dar

o1s1n wrote:

In all honestly now, the FN FAL L1A1 is the only FN I actually like (Probably as it's the most traditional looking). I find the rest of them to be very very odd looking creations.

The para version is the bees knees. Slightly shorter barrel + folding stock.

Harekin

N.O.I.P. wrote:

Hey hey hey take it to after hours there are innocent women and children here

You for example, yes?

fletch...

What?! The FAL is a beuty! Its near the top of my wishlist, was gonna buy a sniper of some sort or a FAL but somehow ended up spending a big fortune on a pedigree pup (dont ask)

So Please please please let me fondle it next time our paths cross!

MaxForce

:eek: AHH Good one Shiva. My heart was pounding as I read through it. Thats one of those Fugly guns isnt it:D

On a serious note though, dont forget to erase your browser cache so no one can ever find evidence that you even looked at the thing.:D

Fallschirmjager

MaxForce wrote:

:eek: AHH Good one Shiva. My heart was pounding as I read through it. Thats one of those Fugly guns isnt it:D

On a serious note though, dont forget to erase your browser cache so no one can ever find evidence that you even looked at the thing.:D

bawhahahaha ...priceless...yes you would want to erase all info on that!!!

iceage

Is there an ugly list? I always thought that every piece had some redeeming features, but I have to admit when the Styer AUG first appeared, i wasn't that impressed!!!Easy now guys, don't all lynch me me at once....

So how do you fancy the idea of an ugly list? Hopefully it might be quite short.

ambro25

Ugly list:

1. FAL
2. FAMAS
3. G36
4. OC14
5. P90
6. UMP
7 .Vector CR 21

Jury still out on the TAVOR TAR-21

Ranked in alphabetical order, not ugliness factor (all ugly that it is, at least the FAL still looks like an assault rifle. Not like something out of a Manga or Start Trek)

Hivemind187

ambro25 wrote:

Ugly list:

FAL

er... that's it

+ Styer Aug

Shiva

Well...eHobby emailed me today to say it has shipped, and they very thoughfully provided contact details for a support group to help me with my problem. Now *thats* customer service.

iceage

conselling as awell as AEG'S that thoughtful of them, don't worry Shiva you can always talk to us!!

Shiva

iceage wrote:

conselling as awell as AEG'S that thoughtful of them, don't worry Shiva you can always talk to us!!

Can I shoot at you with it too ?

iceage

how can you shoot at what you cannot see?:D

Shiva

iceage wrote:

how can you shoot at what you cannot see?:D

Spray and pray ?

And I got some Madbull shells for my M203.
And they ...*gasp*...work !

Beware anyone going to HRTA tomorrow ....I'm looking for guinea pigs

iceage

Oh sh*t, now thats just not cricket, is it!:p saw the buy, looked like a good deal, 5 for 100, if folks at HRTA weren't scared before, they is now!! if we ever get there, would like to see them in action.

MaxForce

ambro25 wrote:

Ugly list:

1. FAL
2. FAMAS
3. G36
4. OC14
5. P90
6. UMP
7 .Vector CR 21

Jury still out on the TAVOR TAR-21

Ranked in alphabetical order, not ugliness factor (all ugly that it is, at least the FAL still looks like an assault rifle. Not like something out of a Manga or Start Trek)

Ah the Tavor. If its good enough for the Isreali Army.

iceage

check it out on tubes, ladies and gentlemen, may i introduce the latest addition from Isreal!!!!

MaxForce

iceage wrote:

check it out on tubes, ladies and gentlemen, may i introduce the latest addition from Isreal!!!!

I see a Discovery Channel program on the design and manufacture of it a while back It was impressive.

[--SC(+)PE--]

the Tavor makes a glock look pretty :eek: and by god that aint right