crappy niteclubs

scruff321

anyone else getting sick of going to niteclubs? i find that every weekend its the same i go to a niteclub,get locked,try talkin to some dopey stuck up irish bird often with little success and wake up in the morning with no money left in my wallet and a whopper hangover to put up with for the rest of the day. great nite!wheres a good place to meet and talk to women? i suppose pubs arent bad is there any alternatives?

The_B_Man

join a club. go travelling!


lol i always wanted to say that!!

John Mason

take out the phone book and ask everyone if they would like to go an a date with you - someone is bound to say yes

The_B_Man

why dont u go on a date with him?

Rob_l

nightclubs are ****e but maybe the problem here is the alcohol comsumption if your waking wiht monster hangovers that might be an indication to lessen your over all alcohol intake in a night

John Mason

The_B_Man wrote:

why dont u go on a date with him?

i would be i am washing my hair that night

bushy...

If they were allowed open much later it'd improve the setup . Should reduce crowds waiting for transport /food etc too since they wouldn't all be on the street at the same time.

biko

In a club I have to get locked to be able to stay and endure the crowds/crap music/stupid shouting/conversation.

John Mason

bushy... wrote:

If they were allowed open much later it'd improve the setup . Should reduce crowds waiting for transport /food etc too since they wouldn't all be on the street at the same time.

how is that going to help meet a girl in a night club?

super_furry

irishbird wrote:

i would be i am washing my hair that night

I'm not, I'll go. But only to a nightclub.

Rob_l

biko wrote:

In a club I have to get locked to be able to stay and endure the crowds/crap music/stupid shouting/conversation.

dont stay then!

The_B_Man

irishbird wrote:

how is that going to help meet a girl in a night club?

how do u know that isnt his fetish? he might WANT to wash you!

zoos

scruff321 wrote:

anyone else getting sick of going to niteclubs? i find that every weekend its the same i go to a niteclub,get locked,try talkin to dopey stuck up irishbird often with little success and wake up in the morning with no money left in my wallet and a whopper hangover to put up with for the rest of the day. great nite!wheres a good place to meet and talk to women? i suppose pubs arent bad is there any alternatives?

Uh oh insults a flying irishbird! that was a bit mean!

Cuddlesworth

As said above, if you are waking up the next day with a whopper hangover then you are doing something wrong. The drunken grope and fumble don't really work any more.

Firetrap

The_B_Man wrote:

join a club. go travelling!


lol i always wanted to say that!!

You forgot Join A Gym Apparently beautiful friendships start there too :rolleyes:

Niamho!

only been gettin sick of them lately. its actually been AGES since i been in a niteclub now that i think of it. maybe thats why i started Goin to Doran's. not goin there anymore though so i dunno what im gonna do..... Is it just a phase? i reckon ill be back to niteclubs as soon as i find a new "spot" :cool:

Niamho!

Firetrap wrote:

You forgot Join A Gym Apparently beautiful friendships start there too :rolleyes:

Try and hold in any wobbly bits on the Treadmill. Beautiful.

Schlemm

biko wrote:

In a club I have to get locked to be able to stay and endure the crowds/crap music/stupid shouting/conversation.

True.
Can't stand clubs...the eejits, the music, the dancefloor, the groping, and so forth. It always feels like you've been mugged and assaulted when you wake up the next day...a sore head and an empty wallet!

Was in Coppers there the other night............dear lord the horror of the place was unreal:eek: .

TBH I find clubs really odd as well as crap...you get dressed up to the nines in your gladrags, get pished drunk, go out in the middle of the night to this dark room and dance to really loud crap music while trying to get a man/woman. If you're looking to hook up with someone you're better off seeing them sober, face to face in broad daylight and being themselves rather than in some weird club atmosphere imo.

John Mason

zoos wrote:

Uh oh insults a flying irishbird! that was a bit mean!

er, i havent been to a nightclub in at least 4 years due to the fact they are full of drunk idiots trying to chat you up when they have problems holding themselves in an upright position while dribbling or vomiting on your shoes

faceman

The_B_Man wrote:

join a club. go travelling!


lol i always wanted to say that!!

c'mon B_Man, thats old school PI stuff. All the new PI stuff says:

"grow up"
"cop on"
"sort yourself out"

Altho we will always have a place in our heart for join a club!

"....you used to bring me flowers......"

back on topic, OP as you get older you will despise clubs more!

c-dog

Niamho! wrote:

Try and hold in any wobbly bits on the Treadmill. Beautiful.

I know how attractive!! but yeh must agree not bein to a club wer id say yeh i'd defo go back for a very long time!!

Firetrap

Yes, nightclubs are Hell's Toilets. Once you go over the age of 25 you'll feel like a pervert in there.

Niamho!

that gives me 10 months. Sh*te. better get myslef back Clubbing. :eek:

Plissken1

scruff321 wrote:

anyone else getting sick of going to niteclubs? i find that every weekend its the same i go to a niteclub,get locked,try talkin to some dopey stuck up irish bird often with little success and wake up in the morning with no money left in my wallet and a whopper hangover to put up with for the rest of the day. great nite!wheres a good place to meet and talk to women? i suppose pubs arent bad is there any alternatives?

Move to England, it's easy to score in the nightclubs, because over there the girls will let you know if they are up for it, rather than here, where they goto a nightclub and then wonder why they get chatted up ? and they act all snotty (because your in a ****ing nightclub you dim bint, do you think we come here because we like the decor !!!). The girls in the UK are just more confident and laid back about the whole thing, they are not as needy or easily offended, they understand that blokes go out on the pull, because they do aswell. When you feel like settling down, just come back to Ireland. Problem sorted

Niamho!

Plissken1 wrote:

Move to England, it's easy to score in the nightclubs, because over there the girls will let you know if they are up for it, rather than here, where they goto a nightclub and then wonder why they get chatted up ? and they act all snotty (because your in a ****ing nightclub you dim bint, do you think we come here because we like the decor !!!). The girls in the UK are just more confident and laid back about the whole thing, they are not as needy or easily offended, they understand that blokes go out on the pull, because they do aswell. When you feel like settling down, just come back to Ireland. Problem sorted

Is that where you are then? where they're easy? lol. ah no im jokin....i get what you're saying but i dont agree completely. i do agree that there are alot of girls out there (Ireland) that are like the way you described.

Siogfinsceal

Was in a nightclub at the weekend and am so glad I was drinking I would have gone mad in there sober.
Drunken idiot men stumbling up to women and pinching them on the ass (what are you 16?), a fat woman dancing with elbows going all over the shop knocking into everyone, people constantly banging into you so you spent a fortune on spilled drinks and one one fella puching another through a glass paned door......scary

Rob_l

Plissken1 wrote:

Move to England, it's easy to score in the nightclubs, because over there the girls will let you know if they are up for it, rather than here, where they goto a nightclub and then wonder why they get chatted up ? and they act all snotty (because your in a ****ing nightclub you dim bint, do you think we come here because we like the decor !!!). The girls in the UK are just more confident and laid back about the whole thing, they are not as needy or easily offended, they understand that blokes go out on the pull, because they do aswell. When you feel like settling down, just come back to Ireland. Problem sorted

you make england sound so nice when this is in fact not the case for much of the cities i have seen

Steve_o

Rob_l wrote:

you make england sound so nice when this is in fact not the case for much of the cities i have seen

London is exactly as he described....

Dragan

scruff321 wrote:

try talkin to some dopey stuck up irish bird often with little success

Maybe your ugly?

Niamho!

Dragan wrote:

Maybe your ugly?

:eek:

Wossack

you're using the 'lets meet between the holidays' chatup line I gave you, right?

baffling...

Dragan

Niamho! wrote:

:eek:

Valid point, no? It's pretty common to look at the girls and assume the problem is with them. Maybe the problem is with the OP?

a) Chronic Ugliness
b) Poor Social Skills
c) Giving off the vibe that he thinks the girl he is talking to is a "snob" because she is not instantly all over him.

As the old saying goes , "The first time someone calls you an asshole you punch them in the mouth, the second time someone calls you an asshole you think about it for a second then you punch them in the mouth.......the third time someone calls you an asshole you really gotta start wondering if your an asshole."

** Note, this is AH, ergo i am not being serious OP.

shane86

Plissken1 wrote:

Move to England, it's easy to score in the nightclubs, because over there the girls will let you know if they are up for it, rather than here, where they goto a nightclub and then wonder why they get chatted up ? and they act all snotty (because your in a ****ing nightclub you dim bint, do you think we come here because we like the decor !!!). The girls in the UK are just more confident and laid back about the whole thing, they are not as needy or easily offended, they understand that blokes go out on the pull, because they do aswell. When you feel like settling down, just come back to Ireland. Problem sorted

Have yet to go drinking in England (roll on Liverpool this November or so I hope )but the above is the same story in Scotland, absoloutely no effort beyond wowing them with yer smooth Irish accent

Im on my way to Prague for the match in September, and from what Ive been told its clubs are going to again reinforce my opinion that Ireland has some of the worlds worst clubs. Places here play vile cheese that simply wouldnt be accepted abroad.

magick

scruff321 wrote:

anyone else getting sick of going to niteclubs? i find that every weekend its the same i go to a niteclub,get locked,try talkin to some dopey stuck up irish bird often with little success and wake up in the morning with no money left in my wallet and a whopper hangover to put up with for the rest of the day.

WELCOME OT IRELAND!

mcauley

Dragan wrote:

a) Chronic Ugliness

LMFAO

Riesen_Meal

Theres feck all "proper" niteclubs in Ireland to be honest, loads of cheesefests, if you look at the likes of Fabric or the End in London or Cream in Liverpool and compare it to our ****ty clubs we just pale in comparison!

Or if your somewhere like Ibiza, look at the clubs there? For a 30km Island the clubs are up there with the best in the world....

Its a pity Ireland is only in the club market for D2/coppers kinda carry on...thats why most of these places are small pokey venues with not much goin on!

Dunno bout you guys if I go to a nightclub regardless what country im in, I wanna hear a good dj, good tunes and on a proper soundsystem, in Ireland we get ripped off walkin in (€15 average entry to most places?), ripped off puttin in our jacket in 2 or even 3 quid in some places and ripped off buying drink, no happy hr or special offers? As soon as we're in the door sure we get kicked out and its time to go home, not get a taxi for ages and be pissed off....

Liverpools a great spot for drinky fun you'll love it shane86, loads of craic!



Old rambling raver of how **** Irish clubs are - rant over!

Niamho!

What music do you want out of Interest? coz that real fast Dancey- rave sh*te or whatever ya call it. ya cant dance to that. Cream in Ibiza is well and good if you're an E head?

Rob_l

Niamho! wrote:

What music do you want out of Interest? coz that real fast Dancey- rave sh*te or whatever ya call it. ya cant dance to that. Cream in Ibiza is well and good if you're an E head?

you dont have to be an e-head and that rave ****e has many many forms cream being one fo the worts in my opinion

DarkJager

Yeah, Irish nightclubs are a waste of time. The women here seem to have this superiority complex and are so far up their own arses they're lickin the back of their ****in tonsils. Go to Prague for a lesson in what nightclubs should be like. Gorgeous women, cheap booze and decent music.

monkeyfudge

Eh... you do know that the term 'Nightclub' means a very different thing in Prague?

DarkJager

Yep