Aren't parents hilarious when they're drunk?

fakearms123

Maybe its just me but I think my folks are hilarious when they're hammered. People I know tend to get embarrassed around drunken parents but I find it brilliant and can't help but say to friends "see that guy over there in the gutter eating mustard from a shoe, yeah?! well thats my dad!" haha just joking. A funny story about my dad, we were at a wedding and he proceeded to put his tie around his head on the dancefloor to Kung Fu Fighting, he probably thought he was the sh*t doing Chuck Norris round house kicks, after a messy night he ended it by tripping and running head first into the side door of his car, absolutely fantastic! Am I on my own here or do people agree?

WindSock

Not when they are alcoholics, no.

mcauley

Can:Open
Worms: Everywhere

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OP, you are going to be a crap parent.

Ruu_Old

Hehe I just stay away from my Dad when he gets drunk. There was a wedding last year that I missed and I heard the dancing was ..ehh well. My brother said that he started doing a jazz hands type of dance and that sort of thing I've only seen with AC/DC (hopping about the stage). This from the lad who hasn't a word to say to anyone when sober. Brilliant.

Pighead

fakearms123 wrote:

Maybe its just me but I think my folks are hilarious when they're hammered. People I know tend to get embarrassed around drunken parents but I find it brilliant and can't help but say to friends "see that guy over there in the gutter eating mustard from a shoe, yeah?! well thats my dad!" haha. A funny story about my dad, we were at a wedding and he proceeded to put his tie around his head on the dancefloor to Kung Fu Fighting, he probably thought he was the sh*t doing Chuck Norris round house kicks, after a messy night he ended it by tripping and running head first into the side door of his car, absolutely fantastic! Am I on my own here or do people agree?

Too right fakearms123, respect to the alcohol! After all you probably wouldn't be posting here today if it weren't for your drunken daddy.

Thomas_S_Hunterson

boreds wrote:

Not when they are alcoholics, no.

I don't think getting pissed at a wedding constitutes alcoholism.

And this is after hours.

patrickc

nah my mother gets too loud and thinks she's right no matter what,

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patrickc2006 wrote:

nah my mother gets too loud and thinks she's right no matter what,

I know.

missmatty

I've never seen my dad actually drunk, just slightly more chatty than usual. And that's after a LOT of drink. He's a horse

My mum is hilarious when she's drunk. I had the pleasure recently and it was worth being dessie for the night to see that!

Mr. CooL ICE

My mother once came home from the pub and painted one of my toenails. Came home from the pub the next night and removed the paint. Very odd.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Haha that is weird... So can I have her phone number?

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Smellyirishman

My dad's a pioneer and I've never seen my mam drunk.

mcauley

missmatty wrote:

My mum is hilarious when she's drunk. I had the pleasure recently

So did I

xzanti

patrickc2006 wrote:

nah my mother gets too loud and thinks she's right no matter what,

Love your avatar... been racking my brain for ages trying to remember what Wurzl looked like

On topic.. My I once witnessed my dad dancing drunk at a birthday party.. Not an image I care to resurrect... *shudder*

patrickc

xzanti wrote:

Love your avatar... been racking my brain for ages trying to remember what Wurzl looked like

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ah yeh saw him online recently and had to have him, we are related too!!

xzanti

patrickc2006 wrote:

ah yeh saw him online recently and had to have him, we are related too!!

You're related to Wurzl Gummage???

Niamho!

My mam would be funny. altough my Friends find her funnier than i do when she's drunk. When they come in from the Pub my Dad just Yap yap yaps. and gives out that bit more than usual. very Fookin annoying if you're dug into somethin on Telly!

My mam also tends to go into "Lets have a deep Heart to Heart Discussion now" mode. i normally Run up and pretend to be asleep when i see those ones coming.

I've never EVER seen my sister drunk and i dont think i ever will. She's one of those ppl. ....just thought i'd throw that in there.

fakearms123

boreds wrote:

Not when they are alcoholics, no.

Well the reason i've brought up this thread is because I've only seen him drunk recently at the wedding (a few weeks ago) and last weekend, im 20 years old, so its not a frequent thing, and those two rare times i've seen him were hilarious. From your comment Im going to presume you were a sheltered child.

fakearms123

DesF wrote:

OP, you are going to be a crap parent.

Okay Dr Phil

WindSock

When did I imply that Your parents where alcoholics? The title of the thread reads 'Aren't parents hilarious when they're drunk?' By which my understanding is that you want confirmation that all parents are funny when drunk. I was giving an example when parents aren't funny when drunk. Not specifially mine or yours.

fakearms123

it sounded like it was implied, just clearing it up.

patrickc

xzanti wrote:

You're related to Wurzl Gummage???

yeh im his twin brother

Piste

Mine are just embarrassing tbh.

Once when I was in primary school my mum had a glass of wine too many at the restaurant and when we came home she tried to text my principal telling her exactly what she thought of her (she really really disliked her, thought she was a horrible woman!) but thankfully she didn't have her number!

xzanti

patrickc2006 wrote:

yeh im his twin brother

Grrrrrr

Ishmael

I don't find my mother funny when she is drunk, as she usually decides to inform anyone in the general vicinity every embarrassing thing i did as a child. Everyone else seems to think its great though.

chopperbyrne

My ma doesn't drink, but my da can be proper funny when he's drunk.

Unfortunately he's a complete lightweight these days and tends to just get sloppy drunk instead.

patrickc

xzanti wrote:

Grrrrrr

I even have a few heads like him, my drinking head, sleeping head and working head and then of course my head for the ladies:D

xzanti

patrickc2006 wrote:

I even have a few heads like him, my drinking head, sleeping head and working head and then of course my head for the ladies:D

Yeah? Do you give Aunt Sally one every now and again too

Caliden

Strange that this topic has come up after my dad was all day in the pub yesterday.

He came home and then went on to tell my brother, mother and myself the same story 4 times!!
After this he went to his bed and collapsed on the bed asleep at 9pm and if he snored any louder the roof wouldve come off!

Plug

When my mother and father work late they talk different:(


My mother always says she loves me when drunk trys to hug me but i shugger:(
My father used to batter me around the place but thats a different storey, other than that parents are cule when drunk. I love bumming money from them at peak drunkness.

patrickc

xzanti wrote:

Yeah? Do you give Aunt Sally one every now and again too

i wish shes so hot!!!!

Sangre

I wouldn't know, they're dead.

Niamho!

Oh theres nothing worse than a drunk person repeating the same things over and over. i tend to wonder do they do that if i'm drunk with them and do i still find it interesting/amusing after the fifth go.

xzanti

patrickc2006 wrote:

i wish shes so hot!!!!

Here lol..
http://img208.imageshack.us/my.php?image=sallyyo6.jpg

Do your worst...

mise_me_fein

hilarious? I wouldn't say that....you must not see it too often.

I just take the piss.....they'd do the same to me.

Plug

xzanti wrote:

Here lol..
http://img208.imageshack.us/my.php?image=sallyyo6.jpg

Do your worst...

She dosen't look too bad, cule!

xzanti

Plug wrote:

She dosen't look too bad, cule!

Would ya?

patrickc

xzanti wrote:

Would ya?

good job the office wasn't free over lunch, or there'd be a mess everywhere, lol

echter

when they have (drunkren) heart to hearts with you, yes, yes they are

Plug

xzanti wrote:

Would ya?

you don't be looking at the mantle peice when your pokin the fire now.
why would you?:D

Crea

No - my father becomes a know it all and is boring when drunk, except when he dances then it's class.
My mother slurs after 1 drink and sounds a bit thick and she keeps telling the same stories over and over.

I of course am witty, charming and vivacious after a few tipples.

Zaph

No they're not