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Truly horrifying news

  • 17-08-2007 1:06pm
    #1
    joe_chicken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,287 ✭✭✭


    Remake of Enter the Dragon


    This is really disturbing. How do these people sleep at night?


Comments

  • #2
    Karl Hungus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    joe_chicken wrote:
    This is really disturbing. How do these people sleep at night?

    On a big bed of money, surrounded by many beautiful women.


  • #3
    humanji
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,976 ✭✭✭✭humanji


    Well if it's directed by the guy who did the Shield, then it might be watchable. Of course, once the studios realise that a proper film might be made, they'll force the director to add plenty of CGI, a female lead who can't act but looks pretty, a male lead who can't act but looks pretty, a comedy sidekick who explains the plot to us because we're all to stupid to figure it out ourselves and a brilliant character actor set as a really hammy bad guy (the rusult of which makes us lose all respect for him), and possible some sort of killer penguin named Derek as the final boss and then they'll send it straight to video. They will then blame piracy for the decline in movie sales.


  • #4
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    If the guy behind the Shield is doing it, you can be guaranteed it will be good. As much sacrilige as it is to remake it, I'm looking forward to it.


  • #5
    joe_chicken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,287 ✭✭✭joe_chicken


    No Bruce Lee = no good Enter the Dragon remake.

    They may make a good movie, but they really should try and distance themselves from comparisons with the original (seems like they are already doing it with a name change).


  • #6
    Wacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,057 ✭✭✭Wacker


    I doubt I'll see this when it comes out, but I didn't think Enter the Dragon was any good either. It is about as badly shot a film as I have ever seen. Remember the bit when Bruce is walking through the caves (although it was many years ago that I saw it)? The camera is just square on him the whole time, and as guys attack, you just see limbs flying into the shot before they all get dispatched. I really had no idea what was going on!


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