Innie or Outie?

Jesus Wept

Re: Bellybuttons

Which do you possess, an innie or an outie?

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Do you agree that outies are the work of Beelzebub?

(Answers to the poll are anonymous to protect the children of beelzebub)

MooseJam

innie

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Innie.

Outies are just weird.

JCDenton

My laziness has resulted in a beer belly with an innie so far in, I've got a pen in there now.

Spud83

DesF wrote:

Innie.

Outies are just weird.

Hey!!! Us outies aren't weird.

h8red

Innie

Terry

I feel sorry for outies.
They can't pick their bellybutton fluff.

seamus

I have the grand canyon of innies.

Lola123

Terry wrote:

I feel sorry for outies.
They can't pick their bellybutton fluff.

How come boys get bellybutton fluff??

8k2q1gfcz9s5d4

alanmurphy83 wrote:

Hey!!! Us outies aren't weird.

he is one of them!!!

you have to be sent to monster island!!! (dont worry, its just a title)

AlmightyCushion

alanmurphy83 wrote:

Hey!!! Us outies aren't weird.

FREAK! I'm an innie.

Plug

alanmurphy83 wrote:

Hey!!! Us outies aren't weird.

Yeah im an outie too! Yeahhhh

To the innies it is simuler to havin' 2 dicks.

Caliden

Question: Can pregnant women in possession of an Innie convert to an outie during the late stages of pregnancy?

Jesus Wept

Plug wrote:

Yeah im an outie too! Yeahhhh

To the innies it is simuler to havin' 2 dicks.

In medical terms, that's called a mirco-penis, right?

Spud83

Terry wrote:

I feel sorry for outies.
They can't pick their bellybutton fluff.

Yes we can we just have to dig harder.

Ulises Great Vehemence wrote:

he is one of them!!!

you have to be sent to monster island!!! (dont worry, its just a title)

Pheww you had me worried there.

Plug wrote:

Yeah im an outie too! Yeahhhh

To the innies it is simuler to havin' 2 dicks.

I'm feel sorry for you if the size of your outtie is big enough to act like a dick, or your dick is small enough to be compared to an innie.

The Bollox

Ulises Great Vehemence wrote:

he is one of them!!!

you have to be sent to monster island!!! (dont worry, its just a title)

it's really a penninsula

I used to have an outie but over the years it transformed to an innie. it is so much better having an innie, outie was just weird

Ruu_Old

Innie and like many brothers, working towards the outie.

Kintarō Hattori

Lola123 wrote:

How come boys get bellybutton fluff??

I think because the hairs around the bellybutton rub against your shirt/t-shirt all day and it just ends up in there.

Anywhooo, yeah outties are just weird. I can't look at them, they are horrible.

Smellyirishman

Outie!

I even posted a picture of it on boards once where it was confused for a nipple .

JC 2K3

A mixture between an innie and an outie.

It's an outie, but it doesn't stick out, if you know what I mean.

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alanmurphy83 wrote:

Yes we can we just have to dig harder.

Are you a bit confused as to the nomenclature being used here?

You can't 'dig' in an Outie.

Oryx

Caliden wrote:

Question: Can pregnant women in possession of an Innie convert to an outie during the late stages of pregnancy?

yes, and its freaky.


im an innie apart from just before having children.

xzanti

Innie

Spud83

DesF wrote:

Are you a bit confused as to the nomenclature being used here?

You can't 'dig' in an Outie.

What I meant is that you can still get abuild of fluff, that requires a fair amount of work to remove.

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The Bollox wrote:

it's really a penninsula

at last somebody said it!!!

FlutterinBantam

Innie.. great for holding Maltesers on the bed.

Sometimes salt for the chips.

Steve_o

Innie...

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alanmurphy83 wrote:

What I meant is that you can still get abuild of fluff, that requires a fair amount of work to remove.

Remove from where?

I'm not getting that at all tbh.

This is an Innie, fluff collects in the cavern, and requires removing with the baby finger.

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This is an Outie, there is nowhere for fluff to collect, apart from on top. I can't imagine there is much build up, as it would just fall off

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Where am I going wrong?

Spud83

Maybe i have some kind of weird half in half as there is definitly some outtie but also hole too.

Jimoslimos

Innie

I'm interested to know what causes an outie. Is it due to sloppy workmanship from the midwife cutting the cord after birth? If so then you outies may have cause for reparation;)

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alanmurphy83 wrote:

Maybe i have some kind of weird half in half as there is definitly some outtie but also hole too.

Not just you tbh, ALL Outies are weird.

cance

FlutterinBantam wrote:

Sometimes salt for the chips.

*full body shudder*

Smellyirishman

Jimoslimos wrote:

Innie

I'm interested to know what causes an outie. Is it due to sloppy workmanship from the midwife cutting the cord after birth? If so then you outies may have cause for reparation;)

Mine was the result of an Umbilical Hernia. As is the case for some pregnant women.

JCDenton

Doesn't bellybutton fluff come from underwear instead of from shirts/t-shirts?

EDIT:

"Contrary to expectations, navel lint appears to migrate upwards from underwear rather than downwards from shirts or tops. The migration process is the result of the frictional drag of body hair on underwear, which drags stray fibers up into the navel."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Navel_lint

Spud83

JCDenton wrote:

Doesn't bellybutton fluff come from underwear instead of from shirts/t-shirts?

Who wears their underwear that high?

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JCDenton wrote:

Doesn't bellybutton fluff come from underwear instead of from shirts/t-shirts?

If you're Simon Cowell, yes indeed.

But who the fúck else wears their cacks that high up?

FlutterinBantam

Bertie Ahearn springs to mind.

DonalN

i once found the crud from between my toes lodged in my innie once....always wondered how it got there.

Orlee

[QUOTE="Contrary to expectations, navel lint appears to migrate upwards from underwear rather than downwards from shirts or tops. The migration process is the result of the frictional drag of body hair on underwear, which drags stray fibers up into the navel."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Navel_lint[/QUOTE]

That's just weird!

The Bollox

alanmurphy83 wrote:

Who wears their underwear that high?

old men. they were their trousers up to their ribs and over all other clothes, like these guys

Leeby

Innie!

Outies make me feel sick, this thread is makin me feel a little sick with all it's outie talk

JCDenton

alanmurphy83 wrote:

Who wears their underwear that high?

Nobody!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abdominal_hair

Hair is pointed upwards - it eventually finds its way there.

Try wearing a pair of bright red y-fronts for the day, and a white shirt; see for yourself!

(I think I saw this on "Brainiac" once before...)

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Y-Fronts?

Who the bleedin' hell wears them in this day and age?

Ball crushers they are.

Boxers ftw.

FlutterinBantam

JCDenton wrote:

Nobody!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abdominal_hair

Hair is pointed upwards - it eventually finds its way there.

Try wearing a pair of bright red y-fronts for the day, and a white shirt; see for yourself!

(I think I saw this on "Brainiac" once before...)

They call it "The Crabs Ladder" just checked it out myself... more like a frikken net!!!.

Caliden

KtK wrote:

yes, and its freaky.


im an innie apart from just before having children.

Way cool. Now I'm intrigued.

Does it just pop into an outie one day?

Example:

*pop* "awww shít now im a frickin' outie, well that's just great"

dubmick

alanmurphy83 wrote:

Hey!!! Us outies aren't weird.

yes you f*cking are!

The Bollox

to the OP. Homer does have a bellybutton. enfact in one episode he groans as his girth pushes it from being an innie to being an outie and then it does with a small pop

Kintarō Hattori

JCDenton wrote:

Doesn't bellybutton fluff come from underwear instead of from shirts/t-shirts?

EDIT:

"Contrary to expectations, navel lint appears to migrate upwards from underwear rather than downwards from shirts or tops. The migration process is the result of the frictional drag of body hair on underwear, which drags stray fibers up into the navel."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Navel_lint

That sounds like rubbish to me. My bellybutton fluff is coloured depending on what colour t-shirt I wear. If I have a wine coloured t-shirt the fluff is wine in colour, if I wear a blue t-shirt it's blue. I've never seen fluff that matched the colour of my boxer shorts.

I am willing and able to provide photographic proof if needed. I have MAJOR bellybutton fluff everyday.

Caliden

Personally I don't look at my navel fluff I prefer to take a shower everyday instead

Spud83

dubmick wrote:

yes you f*cking are!

Hey thats it a more people who call me a weirdo for having an outtie is getting reported for personal abuse.

Only then will i track you down and kill you all. Death to the Innies.

The Bollox

this thread should be merged with the ginger hair thread. imagine having both... you would have nothing to live for