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Another deathtrap from our Chinese friends

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,259 ✭✭✭Rowley Birkin QC


    The words barge and pole come to mind. Frightening.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,272 ✭✭✭✭Atomic Pineapple


    holy f**k :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,461 ✭✭✭Max_Damage


    I reckon my '90 Micra would fair better in a crash than that heap of scrap.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,233 ✭✭✭darkskol


    :eek: shocking


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,863 ✭✭✭✭crosstownk


    Is it made from paper? That's useless. I'd have more of a chance in a go-kart!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,722 ✭✭✭maidhc


    It looks like an old toledo?

    ...to answer my own question, so it is:
    http://www.gminsidenews.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1140153&postcount=53


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 88,972 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    But its cheap as chips!

    I wonder was the old Toledo as bad or is the engineering and metal gauge noticably worse?

    Mike.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,863 ✭✭✭✭crosstownk


    mike65 wrote:
    But its cheap as chips!

    And the same NCAP rating by the looks of things...............


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,334 ✭✭✭OfflerCrocGod


    Give them 15 years.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 38,247 ✭✭✭✭Guy:Incognito


    Deathtraptastic,


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,575 ✭✭✭junkyard


    You get a free crash helmet though if you buy before the 31st of September.:) I think the Chinese are recycling our rubbish into these yokes and selling them back to us.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 66,125 ✭✭✭✭unkel
    Chauffe, Marcel, chauffe!


    Give them 15 years.

    To accomplish what?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,575 ✭✭✭junkyard


    unkel wrote:
    To accomplish what?
    The next space shuttle I believe.:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 66,125 ✭✭✭✭unkel
    Chauffe, Marcel, chauffe!


    junkyard wrote:
    the Chinese are recycling our rubbish into these yokes and selling them back to us.

    Trying to sell. They haven't been successful over here (EU) and I doubt they will in all but the distant future but the appealing market must surely be the US one?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 88,972 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    That car is sold in Russia so safety not an issue!

    Mike.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,647 ✭✭✭impr0v


    Is that an official test, i.e. NCAP speeds or whatever? To play devil's advocate, it's hard to judge on an unbranded test clip like the above - perhaps it was done at 100 kph or something, with the engine bay emptied...

    Or perhaps it is a biscuit tin suicide shuttle.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 88,972 ✭✭✭✭mike65




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,479 ✭✭✭Volvoboy


    Know how fast that was?



    -VB-


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,363 ✭✭✭✭bazz26


    Yeah it looks like a cloned MkI Seat Toledo. That Toledo was introduced in 1991 and was based on the MkII VW Golf. So your looking at a car copied on a 23 year old design. :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 451 ✭✭Rhonda9000


    From Wikipedia:

    An amulet (from Latin amuletum; earliest extant use in Natural History [Pliny], meaning "an object that protects a person from trouble".

    Nice try


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 66,125 ✭✭✭✭unkel
    Chauffe, Marcel, chauffe!


    Good find, Mike!

    @Rhonda9000 - perhaps wearing a Chery Amulet all around you, it will protect you from ever being in a crash? :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,918 ✭✭✭Terrontress


    It's no big deal, so long as you don't intend to crash.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,537 ✭✭✭joseph brand


    Who has ever intended to crash??

    These guys are gonners. No hope whatsoever. Actual Dummies.

    http://www.motorpasion.com/2006/03/29-coches-chinos-de-competicion


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 73,520 ✭✭✭✭colm_mcm


    It's a Seat Toledo. If they NCAP'd a MK2 Golf, A Citroen ZX or a Fiat Tempra, it'd come out the same. Many manufacturers build cars that would fail NCAP tests. VW are still building the Samba minibus, Toyota are still building the late 80's Corolla in Africa.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,819 ✭✭✭✭peasant


    The Chinese have a knack though for making their copies even worse then the original.

    The "Landwind" was one example. The old Isuzu it was based on was never a NCAP performer, but the Landwind just crumbled.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 73,520 ✭✭✭✭colm_mcm


    The Izuzu MU wasn't exactly safe either. Some perspective is needed here. These cars are very cheap and not on sale here. Many people here are driving cars that are just as "unsafe" as these Chinese cars.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,722 ✭✭✭maidhc


    colm_mcm wrote:
    The Izuzu MU wasn't exactly safe either. Some perspective is needed here. These cars are very cheap and not on sale here. Many people here are driving cars that are just as "unsafe" as these Chinese cars.

    Indeed.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 66,125 ✭✭✭✭unkel
    Chauffe, Marcel, chauffe!


    colm_mcm wrote:
    These cars are very cheap and not on sale here

    The only reason they're not for sale here is these safety tests. The Landwind was actually for sale with a EU distribution system in place, but it was withdrawn after the infamous ADAC test

    But I see where you're coming from. Millions of people in the developing world would love to own one of these cars, even if it had minus 5 safety stars :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,352 ✭✭✭alias no.9


    colm_mcm wrote:
    The Izuzu MU wasn't exactly safe either.

    That can't be right ;), it's a jeep, it must be big and strong and safe to bring the little darlings to school :rolleyes:.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,407 ✭✭✭G Luxel


    colm_mcm wrote:
    Toyota are still building the late 80's Corolla in Africa.
    Is this model known as the Tazz? If so, production stopped since 2006 but I suppose there are probably some unregistered models left on garage forecourts throughout South Africa.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,473 ✭✭✭✭Our man in Havana


    mike65 wrote:
    That car is sold in Russia so safety not an issue!

    Mike.
    Your joking right. There are some deathtraps on the roads in Russia.


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