Odd encounter at a luas stop

Cunny-Funt

Right well, coming home from work. I get the Luas at the Red Cow stop.

This is about a 3:45pm today.

So as I'm waiting for it to arrive I notice a woman crossing over from the other stop across the tracks. And she was looking over in my direction.

Thought nothing of it.

A few seconds later she comes right up to me. And says in quite & gentle tone

"excuse me"




I look up







"Are you looking for sex?"








:eek:







I just politely said "no"
and then she walked over to the guy to my left and asked him while the two blokes to my right with their jaws on the floor asked me if she said what they thought she said.
So then the Luas pulls up. I get on, and she gets on too (remember she crossed over from the other side)
I was still kinda in shock, she sat down in front of me. And as the luas started moving. She got up, and then proceeded to ask any guy that was standing on his own if he was looking for sex.


She then got off at the next stop.



I mean, wtf she was a normal looking woman, early to mid 30's. Well spoken, in fact if I was pushed to place her accent, I would have to say she sounded British from the few words she spoke.
& she was just wearing normal cloths , black top and jeans. She had very short hair that was dyed that kinda redish purplish colour that women all seem to love since sharon osbourne had it (horrible colour, what are women thinking??)


Anyway she didnt seem like the typical "prostitute" you would see on TV.

& if she was, how the hell does she think she's gonna get business like that

Crazyness!

Huggles

Was it your one off Naked Camera?

Cunny-Funt

No she didnt look like her at all. There was no wind up, just a straight up blunt question then off she went to ask the next person.

Huggles

thats funny though lol

Pherekydes

You should have called her bluff!


She probably though you looked like a fvnny cvnt.

Guy:Incognito

Where did she expect to do the "deed"?

She'd waste an awful lot of "work" time commuting back and forward to peoples houses on the luas.:)

Cunny-Funt

TheGooner wrote:

thats funny though lol

true but since I had a fantastic view (when I was on the luas) of her asking different guys, 90% of the reactions were surprisingly tame. Just a quick no or a shaking of the head and they look back at their newspapers etc.

As if she was offering a cup of tea or something.


However my reaction + the blokes beside me when she 1st asked me may have looked pretty funny alright, no idea what face I pulled tbh! lol

Slow coach wrote:

You should have called her bluff!




She probably though you looked like a fvnny cvnt.

LOL

Stekelly wrote:

Where did she expect to do the "deed"?

She'd waste an awful lot of "work" time commuting back and forward to peoples houses on the luas.:)

yeah I know, I just dunno what the hell to think.

swingking

maybe it was YORE MA

ronbyrne2005

Could have been bipolar, people can become very promiscious while in manic stages of illness.

Cunny-Funt

swingking wrote:

maybe it was YORE MA

Nah coz I'm pretty sure it was YORE MA'S MA! :eek:


lol

ronbyrne2005 wrote:

Could have been bipolar, people can become very promiscious while in manic stages of illness.

Interesting, maybe so. She wasnt very incospicuous about it. She would just bluntly yet politely ask, not caring who over heard...

Terry

Which luas stop?
I'm on my way right now.

Hal1

Was she good looking at all details man , must start getting the luas again heh...

ircoha

What she should have said was
Lets
Undress
And
Screw

Cunny-Funt

lol it was the Red Cow stop and she was'nt ugly but she was about average I would say.

Tha Gopher

In fairness if she was alright looking id have said fcuk it

I like the oul English accents, preferably either filthy scouser or posh south of England tis the reason why English porn is far better than fake tanned silicone leaking Americans.

Alanthroneus

you should have just stuck your mickey in... whats the worse that could happen???

Cunny-Funt

Sure you say that now, but if you were there.. I highly doubt you would have said yes.

Terry

Cunny-Funt wrote:

Sure you say that now, but if you were there.. I highly doubt you would have said yes.

I don't know. It's been a while and a good Ah thread could have emerged from it.

"Disgusted by people having sex on the luas".

Kimbot

Terry wrote:

I don't know. It's been a while and a good Ah thread could have emerged from it.

"Disgusted by people having sex on the luas".

Could have been a fello boardsie looking to start thread of the year while getting laid!!

m83

i think that was ME MA!

Cunny-Funt

but if she really was some randy women just looking to have sex with someone, wouldnt it be better if she said "are you up for some sex" then "are you looking for sex"

lol?

Cunny-Funt

Cunny-Funt wrote:

"Are you looking for sex?"

You should have said that you're were "going all the way"

Cunny-Funt

har har har

marco murphy

I reckon she was mad in the head. Did you make eye contact with her?

Cunny-Funt

Well I noticed her crossing the tracks and looking in my direction but I didnt hold eye contact. I had only just sat down on the metal bench at the time.

She seemed quite sane.



.......apart from the whole, asking every guy around he if they wanted sex thing....:p

princess-lala

did anyone take her up on her offer?? any men around there offering it about????

marco murphy

You did'nt have sex with her on the sly and just seeing what peoples reaction are?

philstar

you say she had an english accent and was looking for sex??

must be an ESSEX girl then;)

Terry

philstar wrote:

you say she had an english accent and was looking for sex??

must be an ESSEX girl then;)

Do Wessex girls take it in the other area?

Snowbie

What, in the Sussex

Drift

Well in fairness that's what you get for taking the LUAS. I'll have you know that sort of carry on doesn't happen in my chaffeur driven merc with the taxi plates.

Cunny-Funt

princess-lala wrote:

did anyone take her up on her offer?? any men around there offering it about????

No one took her up on her offer. Ah sure I may go around next day offering it. May as well join in on the random insanity! :cool:

wonder how different women's reactions would be to some guy going around asking them politely "excuse me, looking for sex?"

lol

Poblachtach wrote:

You did'nt have sex with her on the sly and just seeing what peoples reaction are?

<_<

>_>

Drift wrote:

Well in fairness that's what you get for taking the LUAS. I'll have you know that sort of carry on doesn't happen in my chaffeur driven merc with the taxi plates.

Luas ftw tbh

Gran Hermano

OP: Admit it, you at least got a hand-job before you realised she'd escaped
from Dundrum.

monkeyfudge

RTE are currently shooting some sh*te programme around town called "I Dare Ya!"

I had a run in with it on Wednesday... it may well have been part of that.

Terry

monkeyfudge wrote:

RTE are currently shooting some sh*te programme around town called "I Dare Ya!"

I had a run in with it on Wednesday... it may well have been part of that.

That was nothing to do with RTE.
That was a bet myself and CSG had going.
You made the right choice.*

*I refuse to reveal what that choice was.

monkeyfudge

Well I got a free glass of Midleton out of it anyway...

Piste

Are you sure she was a prostitute? She could have been sick of the clichéd dating scene so decided if she asked enough guys then somehow she'd get laid.

MrVestek

Anyone know if the Luas stops off anywhere near Christchurch?

Pherekydes

Gran Hermano wrote:

OP: Admit it, you at least got a hand-job before you realised she'd escaped
from Dundrum.

Hey, she would have been on the other line, then!

MAYPOP

princess-lala wrote:

any men around there offering it about????

asl

princess-lala

quote to oneself "remember to go to the luas stop at the red cow"
mite just get a man for myself!!!

patrickolee

She was just looking for anon sex. What's wrong with that Common enough. OP, next time, just say yes.

princess-lala

why do men choose not to go around asking for randon sex???

00112984

I don't know. Take the OP's original story and replace the word "Luas" with "Coppers" and it ain't soooo strange.

gandalf

princess-lala wrote:

why do men choose not to go around asking for randon sex???

We do, we just need a skinfull of beer before we do and then the words don't come out right

You Suck!

If you thinks its strange that she was asking, just imagine how strange it must be to see men say no.

Ya bunch of metrosexuals ya

Karoma

You Suck! wrote:

If you thinks its strange that she was asking, just imagine how strange it must be to see men say no.

Ya bunch of metrosexuals ya

Hear, hear! Nothing more attractive than a woman asking random men for sex... First, there's fun with the sex. Then, there's the fun of STI checks & what not... STI's: The gifts that keep on giving \o/

The Mad Hatter

Piste wrote:

Are you sure she was a prostitute? She could have been sick of the clichéd dating scene so decided if she asked enough guys then somehow she'd get laid.

I want for more girls to think like this...

princess-lala wrote:

why do men choose not to go around asking for randon sex???

Case in point. You coming to the Boards Beers tonight?

layke

Wasn't yer wan from the Dart per chance?

MrVestek

layke wrote:

Wasn't yer wan from the Dart per chance?

Hrmm?

_Kaiser_

Achilles wrote:

Hrmm?

Think he's referring to the recent "young lady" who along with her "gentleman friend" performed various sex acts in front of shocked commuters on the DART lately.

IIRC there was a debate right here as to whether she was doable or not too! :rolleyes: