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Made me laugh

  • 10-08-2007 12:34pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,207 ✭✭✭


    One day a 12-year old boy was walking down the street when a car
    Pulled up beside him and the window was wound down.

    "I'll give you a bag of lollies if you get in the car", said the male
    Driver "No way, get stuffed", replied the boy.

    How about a bag of lollies and £10?" asked the driver?

    "No way", replied the irritated youngster.

    "What about a bag of lollies and FIFTY QUID, eh"? Quizzed the driver,
    Still rolling slowly to keep up with the walking boy.

    "No, I'm not getting in the fricken car!" answered the boy "OK, I know what
    You want; I'll give you £100 and a bag of lollies",
    The driver offered. "NO," screamed the boy.

    "What will it take to get you into the car"? Asked the driver with a long
    Sigh.

    The boy replied, "Listen Dad, you bought the Skoda, you live with it."


Comments

  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 10,440 Mod ✭✭✭✭Mr Magnolia


    Very good.

    *5 stars*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    I kinda saw it coming, but bravo


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Great joke :D

    excellent joke man!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 991 ✭✭✭endplate


    snyper wrote:
    Great joke bollox :D

    excellent joke man!

    Did you just call Meditrator a bollox?:D

    Good joke BTW


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    good one!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    endplate wrote:
    Did you just call Meditrator a bollox?:D

    Good joke BTW


    NOOOOO! I thought "The bollox" posted the joke, the i realised he didnt and went "o sh1t" and deleted it ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 991 ✭✭✭endplate


    snyper wrote:
    NOOOOO! I thought "The bollox" posted the joke, the i realised he didnt and went "o sh1t" and deleted it ;)

    He He only messing with your head I guessed that but just had to put you in the spot. Also by me quoting your earlier post everybody still thinks you think Meditraitor is a bollox:D :D:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 968 ✭✭✭Oliverdog


    ...and presumably, that Bollox is a Meditraitor? It seems to make sense. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    ...and presumably, that Bollox is a Meditraitor? It seems to make sense. :D


    Lets stop all this bollox talk :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,233 ✭✭✭darkskol


    :d


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