Music to do the dirty by...

louisecm

Well, you were bemoaning the lack of women (note I did not say wimmin), so here I am with the eternal question...well, its not really the eternal question...more like just a question.

What kind of music is the best during sexual relations? It has become quite the debate in my office. Input please.

cormie

Je Taime by Serge Gainsbourg?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHiMDB19Dyc

the cheeky lad:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMAHstZ565w

AlmightyCushion

Banana phone ftw.

Pighead

It only takes a minute girl by Take That

Dreamer 7

Depends on the type of sex you want on the night really.
I always like California Love etc when I would dance b4 sex or for a slow grinding one.

Frank Sinatra and the walrus of love are obvious ones for a bit of romance.
But over all I like something fast paced with a good beat to keep up to esp if I'm in a diirrty mood

AlmightyCushion

Pighead wrote:

It only takes a minute girl by Take That

I don't think the person that wrote that and retards that sang that really thought that much when they released this song.

funky84

Get on top by Red hot chili peppers

petes

None.

Dragan

Ulver , if your in to that type of thing.

Loomis

NIN - Closer
You let me violate you.
You let me desecrate you.
You let me penetrate you.
You let me complicate you.

Help me; I broke apart my insides.
Help me; I've got no soul to sell.
Help me; the only thing that works for me
Help me get away from myself.

I want to **** you like an animal!
I want to feel you from the inside!
I want to **** you like an animal!
My whole existence is flawed.
You get me closer to God.

You can have my isolation.
You can have the hate that it brings.
You can have my absence of faith.
You can have my everything.

Help me; tear down my reason.
Help me; it's your sex I can smell.
Help me; you make me perfect.
Help me become somebody else.

I want to **** you like an animal!
I want to feel you from the inside!
I want to **** you like an animal!
My whole existence is flawed.
You get me closer to God.

Through every forest, above the trees.
Within my stomach, scraped off my knees.
I drink the honey inside your hive.
You are the reason I stay alive.

Duggy747

Slayer - Angel Of Death

Always makes the chicks melt at their knees.

Or slap on The Lord Of The Rings soundtrack, let the bitch know she's in for an epic night!!

louisecm

Yeah, I always thought closer was a bit obvious but it defo does the job. Personally, Massive Attack never fails for me. Or sometimes Kelis. Depends on the mood.

challengemaster

jesus christ. is there something in the water or what?

so far thats 2 today. 1 here, 1 in music... 1 already somewhere else... :rolleyes:

garthv

Slipknots first album from start to finish

randylonghorn

Pighead wrote:

It only takes a minute girl by Take That

Pighead!! :eek:

Dude!! Even if it's true, you're old enough to know that we NEVER admit that in public! And certainly not associated with Take (nonce) That! Go get some coffee, mate, you're still half asleep!


Back OT: Tchaikovsky - 1812 overture ... 'tis something about the cannon fire ... <_< (For a change: Aaron Copland: Ode to the Common Man ... damn, those drums!)

For a more leisurely second time around: Red Hot Chili Peppers: Californication ... preferably on auto-replay ...

cance

tenacious D, Fúck her gently...

jobonar

cance wrote:

tenacious D, Fúck her gently...

we have a winner

Terry

Any porn soundtrack will do.

AlmightyCushion

The prodigy - smack my b!tch up.

Duggy747

Terry wrote:

Any porn soundtrack will do.

Well, that's got to be the daftest choice yet!! What purpose would a porn soundtrack have for when you're doing the dirty?

In fact, playing that music would just make everything normal:

*Baow-chicka-ba-ba-(guitar squeal)-ba-ba* "Aw, yea! That's it! How about you get on the ground and I do a Cleveland Stea.........*ba-ba-wikka-wikka-ba-wa*

The_B_Man

I freestyle! do some beatboxin wit me mouth while im givin it socks! works a charm every time!

Terry

Duggy747 wrote:

Well, that's got to be the daftest choice yet!! What purpose would a porn soundtrack have for when you're doing the dirty?

In fact, playing that music would just make everything normal:

*Baow-chicka-ba-ba-(guitar squeal)-ba-ba* "Aw, yea! That's it! How about you get on the ground and I do a Cleveland Stea.........*ba-ba-wikka-wikka-ba-wa*

Porn is all I have in my pathetic and miserable life.

louisecm

The_B_Man wrote:

I freestyle! do some beatboxin wit me mouth while im givin it socks! works a charm every time!

Hm. Depending on where you are "givin it socks" that could be quite pleasurable...;)

Alanthroneus

maynards-dick. except i would edit it to say alan everytime it says maynard....

Ishmael

Camel, Eric Johnson or Mr. Bungle - The Girls of Porn

rudie-

Jungle boogie!

=P

NutJob

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esl2NNOtHQE

Contraceptive music

randylonghorn

Duggy747 wrote:

Well, that's got to be the daftest choice yet!! What purpose would a porn soundtrack have for when you're doing the dirty?

Well, I've had some success with the "hey! let's put on a porno and do whatever they do" gambit ...

Not much success ... but some ...

Enough to try it again ...

jor el

Terry wrote:

Porn is all I have in my pathetic and miserable life.

Cheer up, some people don't even have porn.

O Fortuna from Carmina Burana should get ya pumpin', so to speak.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqw3KWb9bH4

Riesen_Meal

Sia - Colour The Small One, its as if her clothes just drop off to the music!





http://www.amazon.co.uk/Colour-Small-One-Sia/dp/B00018HULS/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/203-9097199-1426315?ie=UTF8&s=music&qid=1186741880&sr=8-1

Or if im in the humour for a bit of Fieldoggystyle :

http://www.citydiscs.ie/product-detail/18668/SNOOP+DOGGY+DOGG/DOGGYSTYLE

SEXY TIME!

biko

Boléro by Maurice Ravel.
Starts slow and works up to a frenzy.

judas101

'21 seconds to go' by that rapping posse would go down well i'd say

Pauleeeeeeee

This thread might as well be closed because this album is the winner:

http://www.amazon.com/Music-Make-Love-Your-Lady/dp/B00005RTSV/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/002-7640191-7246448?ie=UTF8&s=music&qid=1186743001&sr=8-1

louisecm

Fieldog wrote:

Sia - Colour The Small One, its as if her clothes just drop off to the music!





http://www.amazon.co.uk/Colour-Small-One-Sia/dp/B00018HULS/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/203-9097199-1426315?ie=UTF8&s=music&qid=1186741880&sr=8-1

Or if im in the humour for a bit of Fieldoggystyle :

http://www.citydiscs.ie/product-detail/18668/SNOOP+DOGGY+DOGG/DOGGYSTYLE

SEXY TIME!

Sia is one of my favourites too! And the stuff with Zero 7.

Zzippy

louisecm wrote:

Yeah, I always thought closer was a bit obvious but it defo does the job. Personally, Massive Attack never fails for me. Or sometimes Kelis. Depends on the mood.

Louise. My house, tonight! Bring your CDs...

crazy angel

Duggy747 wrote:

Slayer - Angel Of Death

Always makes the chicks melt at their knees.

Or slap on The Lord Of The Rings soundtrack, let the bitch know she's in for an epic night!!

ahhh angel of death! i loves that song :D

JCDUB

Ah Jaysus, are most dudes on this thread rockers or what? Slayer, Slipknot ffs??

You can't beat a bit of Flight Of The Valkyrie

greine

soundtrack to Lock, Stock & Two smokin' barrells..."i'm 18 with a bullet..." have my socks off before he has his... "finger on the trigger and gonna pullit":D

jdivision

Can't beat a bit of Richie Kavanagh ftw

Lola123

smack that by akon/eminem.
Or else **** her gently by tenacious d. "I've got somethin in my teeth, can you get it out for me? Thats ****in team woooork".
But I have to say, Almighty cushion was spot on with banana phone!!

iceman777

7 Nation Army by The White Stripes - building up from a slow beat!! Put in on replay and you'll love it especially if you keep to the rhythm

jester77

I like to throw on Kid Loco's Jesus Life[SIZE=-1] for Children Under 12 Inches[/SIZE]

The Bollox

AlmightyCushion wrote:

Banana phone ftw.

LOL! only good if you are doing a rim job though

"rim, rim, rim, rim, rim, rim, rim... banana phone"

beans

Curses, I thought you meant 'take a dump'...

Screwin' aint dirty, unless you're doing it wrong.

For me, any dirty, steady funk a la Parliament, Headhunters etc.

GerryRyan

Snow Patrol usually does the job ...

Nothin too sleazy and you're set (in my limited 19 y.o opinion).

iceman777 wrote:

7 Nation Army by The White Stripes - building up from a slow beat!! Put in on replay and you'll love it especially if you keep to the rhythm

Genius

layke

Terry wrote:

Any porn soundtrack will do.

Larf! Bow wakka wakka...

Xzibit, Choke me spank me pull my hair.

browler

Air's - Moon Safari album all great tracks

fits

Harvest Moon Neil Young.. so romantic *sigh*

louisecm

Galwayguy99 wrote:

Louise. My house, tonight! Bring your CDs...

I'm not that kind of girl...I expect at least to be taken out to dinner.

Ruu_Old

Erotic Chillout Sessions, stick it on repeat.

Zzippy

louisecm wrote:

I'm not that kind of girl...I expect at least to be taken out to dinner.

LOL
Dinner's no problem, bring your CDs anyway for later......!