Right who would eat this?

TwoShedsJackson

http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0744/

Mmmmm delicious, and just check that nutrition label, 231% of my daily cholesterol allowance, 98% of the fat allowance, and 87% of the salt.

tuxy

TwoShedsJackson wrote:

Right who would eat this?

Americans?

whiskeyman

TwoShedsJackson wrote:

Right, who would eat this?

The same people who eat here:
http://www.heartattackgrill.com

I-like-eggs,mmm

tuxy wrote:

Americans?

Haha

r3nu4l

These guys!

connundrum

I would have ate it yesterday.

I'd say homeless people would eat it too

Dragan

It's only a thousand calories.

When bulking i would go through about 5and half times that a day.

It's all about where it comes from folks!!!!

Dord

On the plus side, it has got 2% Vitamin C.

Duggy747

Yer man on the back of the box looks like Tom from Father Ted.

And yea, I would so eat that!!

6th

Yore Ma!

Can't believe no one said it yet

AlmightyCushion

r3nu4l wrote:

These guys!

You bet me to it.

petes

Not a chance. It looks disgusting.

Naikon

The ape **** sausages look very appetising indeed:D
The nutritional equivalent of smoking crack= Swanson's Hungary man breakfast.

nice1franko

I'd save myself the time, sweat and p-p-pushing by fukcing it straight into the jax.

Adam

whiskeyman wrote:

The same people who eat here:
http://www.heartattackgrill.com

QFT, and check out the little fox on the Fox News Youtube video at the top of that page. She ate a quadruple-bypass burger in just over eight minutes! :eek:

Ruu_Old

Well those Hungry Man things are very cheap and you can just microwave them..uuughhhhhh.:(

Exit

Have had some of the Hungry Man dinners. They're convenient and a couple of them taste really good, but usually it'll be in the jax 15 minutes later. Don't touch them now, and would never touch that breakfast. That looks disgusting.

Rb

A fry up from a box?Eugh.

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rb_ie wrote:

A fry up from a box?Eugh.

You've never eaten out a box before?

_blank_

Sorry, there should be an 'of' between the 'out' and the 'a' in that last post.

Apologies.

Kintarō Hattori

That does look horrible alright and the nutritional content is horrifying.

Jesus Wept

I think a lot of us would think it a great idea if we were drunk and hungry.

Naos

I would love one of those heartattackgrill burgers.

That microwave sh1t looks like, well, sh1t. They serve serve similar looking sasuages in places over in America such as Dennys and they taste awful.

swingking

can you imagine the consipation after eating that shíte

Lirange

Ruu wrote:

Well those Hungry Man things are very cheap and you can just microwave them..uuughhhhhh.:(

Ruu you didn't?! Need to get back to Éireann for some home cooking stat!

Lirange

whiskeyman wrote:

The same people who eat here:
http://www.heartattackgrill.com

It's not just the burgers that'll make your blood run thick there!

Nailz

Yep, I'm going with Americans.

Rowley Birkin QC

Homer Simpson???

Voodu Child

Only an American would eat scrambled eggs from a fvckin packet.....lazy cnuts.

TerrorFirmer

I don't get where all the saturated fat comes from. It's just a few tiny sausages, some egg and 2 limp hash browns?

WhiteWashMan

TwoShedsJackson wrote:

http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0744/

Mmmmm delicious, and just check that nutrition label, 231% of my daily cholesterol allowance, 98% of the fat allowance, and 87% of the salt.

get off this forum you slacker!

Wacker

I never should have read about this yesterday.

Last night I dreamt I ate that rubbish, and I awoke feeling rather unwell.

biko

The author of that text is a leeettle OTT

Careful. It's poison. Okay, it's not really poison,
enough cholesterol to kill anything that's ever lived.
But this stench! This stench was no corpse! This stench was breakfast!
I know, I'm exaggerating things a little.

Shut up, damn veggie

Terry

Yeah.
It's people like him who had McDonalds stop serving the super size crap.
That super size coke used to last me for an hour after lunch. Great on dry days when the dust was kicking up.

Mahatma coat

they still do supersize cokes over here,

I generally get 2 hash browns a bacon and egg roll and a supersize coke for brekkie

oh and a cappachino for the seccy

BaZmO*

seansouth wrote:

Sorry, there should be an 'of' between the 'out' and the 'a' in that last post.

Apologies.

Actually didn't notice the mistake until you pointed it out!

Mahatma coat wrote:

they still do supersize cokes over here,

I generally get 2 hash browns a bacon and egg roll and a supersize coke for brekkie

oh and a cappachino for the seccy

You're obviously a Fat Fúcker then?


Sausages??? Yeah riiiiight!!!

Mahatma coat

Bazmo wrote:

You're obviously a Fat Fúcker then?

well not quite, tho I am workin on addin a few extra stone to my frame, trying to fill myself out a bit. the brethren of BGRH have ben most helpful in this regard with advice and support.

you however are are obviously a Fúcking W*nker

jester77

meh, got to say it doesn't look very appetising!

Give me a full Irish with a side plate of jumbo breakfast rolls any morning over this!

biko

Mahatma coat wrote:

they still do supersize cokes over here,

I generally get 2 hash browns a bacon and egg roll and a supersize coke for brekkie

oh and a cappachino for the seccy

cappuccino
Good thing you have a "seccy"

BaZmO*

Mahatma coat wrote:

well not quite, tho I am workin on addin a few extra stone to my frame, trying to fill myself out a bit. the brethren of BGRH have ben most helpful in this regard with advice and support.

And what better way to do that then to Supersize your arteries. You go girl!!

Mahatma coat wrote:

you however are are obviously a Fúcking W*nker

you did mean Winker didn't you?

Mahatma coat

yeah if I didnt get her a Cappachino in the morning I would feel her wrath all day.

cjt156

Fat F*cks who eat this sh*t should be taxed an extra 10% to pay for the burden they'll be on the health service. And then they should be melted down for bio-diesel so I can run my fleet of Pollut-o-mat-3000s on them...

dulpit

On first look i was like, mmm Breakfast.... Then i saw the pictures, i'd rather eat 2day old vomit...

nice1franko

If it was cooked fresh and made from decent ingredients I'd scoff it but the fukcing state of it... I wouldn't let my dog eat those sausos, the eggs look like they were scraped from the bottom of a bin and they're not rashers it's a bit of pig fat.

My Ma's fry ups would be more calorific, cholestrolific, fatarific hyyyyyyydroific, why they're greased lightenin

makes you wonder exactly what would be the fat n cholestrol in the standard irish fry.

maybe some things you're better off not knowing

L31mr0d

I wanted to be pedantic and say it doesn't look that bad, but I could never eat a microwaved dinner or breakfast like that. These have to be for people with really sh!tty lives where they can't spend 5 minutes in the morning to pick up a coffee somewhere or get a decent breakfast.

These could be a good thing, as they act like a form of euthanasia for losers (like the guy on the box), and as a plus, they will act as a form of ethnic cleansing, purifying the gene pool by killing off people stupid enough to eat it.

nice1franko

nah, they've time to breed before it kills them.

Niamho!

oh mother of god..... the "Sausages" :eek: i'll be seeing those in my nightmares.

JCDUB

Niamho! wrote:

oh mother of god..... the "Sausages" :eek: i'll be seeing those in my nightmares.

I know, I think I saw them on the end of an arm that came out of a red n black sleeve that belonged to a red n black jumper that belonged to a scaldy lookin burned fooker, think his name was Freddy or something...:D

8k2q1gfcz9s5d4

Duggy747 wrote:

Yer man on the back of the box looks like Tom from Father Ted.

And yea, I would so eat that!!

yes, but duggy last year in college you lived on microwaveable lasagna that looked like an infected would!!!!

Mahatma coat

Mahatma coat wrote:

yeah if I didnt get her a Cappachino in the morning I would feel her wrath all day.

And what, of hers, would you feel when you do get her a Cappuccino?