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Words Fail Me!!

Volvoboy · 2007-07-07 18:20:33

http://www.barryboys.co.uk/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=26789 *SPEECHLESS* -VB-

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http://www.barryboys.co.uk/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=26789

*SPEECHLESS*

-VB-

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#2 07-07-2007 6:29pm

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A very high-pressure power hose will fix that!

Who puts a gauge in the engine bay!?

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#3 07-07-2007 6:30pm

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Max_Damage wrote:

A very high-pressure power hose will fix that!

I was thinking of €3 unleaded and Jerry-can:D

-VB-

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#4 07-07-2007 6:35pm

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Volvoboy wrote:

I was thinking of €3 unleaded and Jerry-can:D

-VB-

More like a few sticks of dynamite!

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#5 07-07-2007 7:34pm

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Almost as bad as this:
http://www.carzone.ie/usedcars/index.cfm?fuseaction=car&carID=719949

120mph, not pushing that body kit!

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#6 07-07-2007 7:40pm

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Eww! OY reg!:D

-VB-

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#7 07-07-2007 7:42pm

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I'd hate to be near that yoke when the airbag goes off.

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#8 07-07-2007 7:46pm

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When I was in primary school about 12 or more years ago, a girl in my classes dad used to drive a battered old opel corsa that was caked in ****ty stickers, even as a ten year old I thought what a fuc*ing mong he must be.

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#9 07-07-2007 7:57pm

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Max_Damage wrote:

A very high-pressure power hose will fix that!

A very high-pressure crusher!

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#10 07-07-2007 8:16pm

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Wow! That is hideous. Imagine having all that crap inside (and outside) your car. Total cringe!

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#11 07-07-2007 9:06pm

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cantdecide wrote:

I'd hate to be near that yoke when the airbag goes off.

Its just a big nail bomb really!

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#12 07-07-2007 9:11pm

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Sweet tap-dancing Jebus!!!

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#13 07-07-2007 9:43pm

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It looks like some family cars I've seen knockign around where the kids obviously got bored sticking the football stickers in the albums and start on the windows. It has to be a piss take with the amount of pen holders and stuff randomly stuck around the interior.

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#14 07-07-2007 9:55pm

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bazz26 wrote:

Almost as bad as this:
http://www.carzone.ie/usedcars/index.cfm?fuseaction=car&carID=719949

120mph, not pushing that body kit!

Sweet jumpin Jehosevah's camel, €16k spent :eek: :eek: :eek: I hope they kept the receipts

120 km/h maybe. but then again a corsa can do 100mph with a smaller engine and more weight..go figure

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#15 07-07-2007 9:58pm

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ninty9er wrote:

Sweet jumpin Jehosevah's camel, €16k spent :eek: :eek: :eek: I hope they kept the receipts

120 km/h maybe. but then again a corsa can do 100mph with a smaller engine and more weight..go figure

Assuming its not a lie a Corsa has half the BHP though.

The bodykit makes it looks like a Suzuki Wagon R.

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#16 07-07-2007 10:08pm

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Stekelly wrote:

Assuming its not a lie a Corsa has half the BHP though.

The bodykit makes it looks like a Suzuki Wagon R.

Corsa has even less than half 55 BHP stated, but I doubt mine has that much left. I won't say 100 is ideal comfort wise, but was worth getting past articulated lorries on the M7

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#17 07-07-2007 11:07pm

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Jeez, imagine if you dropped your keys in that boot, you'd never find them.

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#18 07-07-2007 11:26pm

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bazz26 wrote:

Almost as bad as this:
http://www.carzone.ie/usedcars/index.cfm?fuseaction=car&carID=719949

120mph, not pushing that body kit!

>full one off body kit......

One off - there is a god afterall...

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#19 07-07-2007 11:38pm

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bazz26 wrote:

Almost as bad as this:
http://www.carzone.ie/usedcars/

Oh god no...

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#20 08-07-2007 11:45am

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The Motorola Flare phone on the dash is so 1997. Anyone remember when the AA used to give away a bright yellow one of these when you joined?

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#21 08-07-2007 4:17pm

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bazz26 wrote:

Almost as bad as this:
http://www.carzone.ie/usedcars/index.cfm?fuseaction=car&carID=719949

120mph, not pushing that body kit!

It looks like the bumpers have just melted to the ground!

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#22 08-07-2007 6:05pm

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Originally Posted by bazz26
Almost as bad as this:
http://www.carzone.ie/usedcars/index...r&carID=719949

120mph, not pushing that body kit!

In fairness, without that monstrosity of a bodykit, that would probably be quite a laugh of a car...

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