Strike Team

DarkJager

Fellow Brothers. This afternoon we witnessed one of our regulars (IrishBird) being viciously taunted and slagged in After Hours for innocent remarks made regarding mental health and orgies. For this reason I have decided we need to form a Strike Team.A team that will strike fear into the hearts of those who dare to assault members of BGRH. A team that will descend quickly on any thread that this occurs in, and hand out swift verbal beatings to all those involved.

Brother Smashey is already with me. Who else is going to grow a pair of balls and sign up for this once in a lifetime oppurtunity???

Zaph

Nobody makes a mockery of BGRH or its members, that's our job!

DarkJager

Damn right Zaph.... All we need now is someone to make a really cool sig for the team. Plus another few members of course!!! lol

super_furry

'Strike team'? Sounds awfully energetic.

Thrill

I will whole heartedly join this strike team so I may uphold irishbird's honour and my first action is to throw myself, ninja style, on my own sword for attacking our fair maiden in the thread in question.

May my soul go to Beer Gut and Receeding Hairline Heaven, where the beer trees are always in bloom and pink shirts are nowhere to be seen.

aidan_dunne

I'm in!

I call first dibs on the either the M16 with the M203 grenade launcher attached or the 7.62mm GPMG! [homer simpson mode]Mmmm, heavy firepower! Drool![/homer simpson mode]

DarkJager

Yeah I'll be putting in weapons orders tomorrow Aidan, I'll keep your choice in mind

aidan_dunne

Mmmm, sweet!

Feck it, you know what DarkJager, put in the order for both. I'll duel-wield the two of them together, one in each hand ala Chuck Norris and his two Mac10s! GRRRRRRR!

DarkJager

Sounds good Aidan. I'll order in a box of skin tight muscle tops as well for that vintage macho look. Lol

SligoBrewer

aidan_dunne wrote:

Mmmm, sweet!

Feck it, you know what DarkJager, put in the order for both. I'll duel-wield the two of them together, one in each hand ala Chuck Norris and his two Mac10s! GRRRRRRR!

go on.. im in...

for the brotherhood!

DarkJager

Excellent, now we have 6 members. Do we need some cool transport a la "The A Team" or will we just randomly appear in the thread, ready to dispense keyboard justice on those who have wronged our members??

Ruu_Old

I can't offer much but can probably make a few siggies later on and post them 'ere.

Watch this man, in all his glory.

aidan_dunne

DarkJager wrote:

Excellent, now we have 6 members. Do we need some cool transport a la "The A Team" or will we just randomly appear in the thread, ready to dispense keyboard justice on those who have wronged our members??

Yeah, I think transport might be in order. A couple of 'A-Team'-style vans, perhaps an old 1970's brown Ford Granada (for that 'Sweeney' look), a silver 1983 Ford Capri (for that 'Professionals' look)* and any other cool vehicles we can muster together.








* I really shouldn't have looked at that 'Sweeney' thread in All Things Retro earlier today!

Zaph

Brother Aidan prepares to defend the honour of BGRH

scojones

Count me in brother DarkJager!

HAPPYGIRL

aidan_dunne wrote:

Yeah, I think transport might be in order. A couple of 'A-Team'-style vans, perhaps an old 1970's brown Ford Granada (for that 'Sweeney' look), a silver 1983 Ford Capri (for that 'Professionals' look)* and any other cool vehicles we can muster together.


wouldn't dream of calling myself a member, but actually do have a 1970's ford granada to donate to the worthy cause. will just 'borrow' my dads on the qt.

Collie D

HAPPYGIRL wrote:

wouldn't dream of calling myself a member

That's because you don't fit the criteria

DarkJager wrote:

grow a pair of balls

Bazzy

i'm in and propose we get a tank anything else is just effort

SligoBrewer

no.. think brethren

what would al bundy do?

DarkJager

I'm afraid we can't reference Al Bundy for this task SligoBrewer. We need to be in the mindset of Chuck Norris, or Steven Segal for this. This team is all about kicking ass...

SligoBrewer

Collie D

SligoBrewer wrote:

what would al bundy do?

Well if sitting there with your hand down your bags is what you want, there are probably better sites than Boards for you

DarkJager

Gettin away from Al Bundy..... Once we have enough members, we will decide a plan of action. This act that occurred this afternoon will indeed incur the wrath of the BGRH Strike Team. Planning will need to be done, but it may involve taking the fight to AH, exacting revenge on Pighead and all those who were involved.

Thrill

DarkJager wrote:

Gettin away from Al Bundy..... Once we have enough members, we will decide a plan of action. This act that occurred this afternoon will indeed incur the wrath of the BGRH Strike Team. Planning will need to be done, but it may involve taking the fight to AH, exacting revenge on Pighead and all those who were involved.

*Gulp*

Bazzy

i made my feelings clear will all need to post a picture of a jcb or the n1 on the forum

Collie D

DarkJager wrote:

Once we have enough members

Request to be allowed to join your honourable Band of Brothers..? Usually a neutral but been slightly pissed off by more than AHer this week. Plus my lack of beer gut (I qualify under the hair rule) will let me blend in and infiltrate the infidels.

DarkJager

Agreed Collie D, welcome to the team

trout

Brothers & Sisters .... can I please be in the Strike Team ?

I am admirably qualified ... weighing in at 125 Kilos, I am a 1st Dan Judoka and more importantly, I have several string vesty tank-tops and my next door neighbour has a camoflage Transit van we can borrow (it has St. Donagh's Freedom Fighters spray-painted on, but it's quite the chameleon)

Collie D

DarkJager wrote:

Agreed Collie D, welcome to the team

Thank you, I have already struck a blow by questioning the quality ofthe town where the evildoer's leader Pighead lives

Zaph

Brother trout, you are long an esteemed member of the Brethren, you do not need to ask to join, but I'm glad you're on our side and not their's!

DarkJager

The team is growing nicely. Welcome brother Trout....

scojones

Once we win this battle, we will have to arrange a savage session.

DarkJager

Indeed. We will drink gallons of beer over the offline bodies of our enemies....

scojones

DarkJager wrote:

Indeed. We will drink gallons of beer over the offline bodies of our enemies....

I'll get the kegs ready!

/me hunts for Pighead.

John Mason

aw - you guys, i am so touched

so can i get any of you a beer and bacon butty, i know its hard work planning all of this

Robbo

I'm pretty sure Viktor is ex-Polish Special Forces. Or was that Special Needs, either way he's the kind of mentalist you want around in a ruck.

aidan_dunne

zaph wrote:

Brother Aidan prepares to defend the honour of BGRH

Ah, good old Tackleberry, another fella who was always found of his heavy weaponary, just like meself. A man after me own heart!

If poor David Graf was with us today I'd be nominating him as an honourary member of the BG&RH brotherhood and as gunnery sergeant of the 'BG&RH Strike Team'. Sadly, he was taken from us all too soon.

Collie D

irishbird wrote:

so can i get any of you a beer and bacon butty

Make the sambos from the finest cuts of Pighead

SligoBrewer

irishbird wrote:

aw - you guys, i am so touched

so can i get any of you a beer and bacon butty, i know its hard work planning all of this

bulmers for me..

extra bacon...:):)

*pat*

trout

irishbird wrote:

aw - you guys, i am so touched

so can i get any of you a beer and bacon butty, i know its hard work planning all of this

See! that's the kind of gal worth fightin' for

aidan_dunne

irishbird wrote:

so can i get any of you a beer and bacon butty, i know its hard work planning all of this

Plenty of YR Brown Sauce on my bacon butty please, love! *pat*

irishbird wrote:

aw - you guys, i am so touched

No problem, "juggsey"! The brotherhood will always stand up to defend the honour of our favourite woman who always keeps us in beer!

trout

So ... ehhh .... how will we, in fact-a, Strike ?
Have we a plan of attack Brothers & Sisters ?

Will we use the dreaded image bomb loaded with killer kat pictures ?

aidan_dunne

Robbo wrote:

I'm pretty sure Viktor is ex-Polish Special Forces. Or was that Special Needs, either way he's the kind of mentalist you want around in a ruck.

So I take it he's going to be our "Howling Mad Murdoch" then, yeah?

aidan_dunne

trout wrote:

So ... ehhh .... how will we, in fact-a, Strike ?

Bertie, is that you? What are you doing in BG&RH? Shouldn't you be off making fun of suicidal people?

trout

Zaph

I like it Brother Trout, they won't be expecting a rabbit.

aidan_dunne

Nah, I'm afraid that doesn't really work for me, trout. Too cuddley and fluffy and cute. Rabbits are just meant for shooting (with the bigger the gun, the better! ), skinning, slicing up and putting into stews in my opinion!

We need something more evil, perhaps something representing Pighead being torn to shreads by something methinks!

trout

zaph wrote:

I like it Brother Trout, they won't be expecting a rabbit.

Brother Zaph, this is an attack rabbit .. loaded with cuteness and disease.
Viktor keeps them out back, I don't like to think why

trout

aidan_dunne wrote:

Nah, I'm afraid that doesn't really work for me, trout. Too cuddley and fluffy and cute. Rabbits are just meant for shooting (with the bigger the gun, the better! ), skinning, slicing up and putting into stews in my opinion!

We need something more evil, perhaps something representing Pighead being torn to shreads by something methinks!

Ummm ... how about this ?

Zaph

trout wrote:

Brother Zaph, this is an attack rabbit

Ah, one of these

aidan_dunne

I don't think you've quite grasped the idea behind this attack yet, brother trout, have you?