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The difference : Guts or Balls

  • 01-07-2007 8:27am
    #1
    dohouch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,567 ✭✭✭


    Guts and Balls

    We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know
    the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the
    definition for each is listed below...

    GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by
    your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning,
    or are you flying somewhere?"

    BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
    perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt
    and having the balls to say: "You're next."

    I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

    Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both
    ultimately result in death.

    🧐IMHO, God wants us all to ENJOY many,many ice-creams , 🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦



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