Strangest thing you've thrown up...

Dutchology

Here's the talking point for this evening...

Question: What is the strangest thing you've ever thrown up?

My Answer: I've been ill for 4 days now, throwing up sore stomach, and then at about 9 o'clock this morning... I threw up a bobbin... wow... Needless to say, I feel much better now!

Nordie

I once picked up my inhaler of the fireplace, took a blast and felt something lumpy go down my throat, I got sick at the thought of what I inhaled and lo and behold puked up an earwig:eek:

Steak

nothing too strange here. sweetcorn is about the height of it. it was perfect though, you'd think it was straight from the tin!!

Crazy Christ

a flower

m83

yore ma




(don't ask)

Karl Hungus

The head of a lego man.

So Glad

Karl Hungus wrote:

The head of a lego man.

Bwahahahaha!

Anyways! A man gets sick over a dog and says "Jaysis, I don't remember eating that!!"





...I'll get me coat....

Ruu_Old

Bits of an eraser (when I was in primary school) after chewing the top of a couple of pencils.

MooseJam

m83 wrote:

yore ma




(don't ask)

so you're trying to tell us you ate his ma, hope you enjoyed

FunkZ

About 9 pints and 7 shots of sambuka, classy.

Dutchology

LazyFingers wrote:

About 9 pints and 7 shots of sambuka, classy.

Meh, that seems to be the norm with the "young wans" these days...

Lego heads and earwigs make me feel better about my "incident" though! Don't feel like such a freak...

I swear I must have swallowed it in my sleep or something...

Nordie

LazyFingers wrote:

About 9 pints and 7 shots of sambuka, classy.

Ah, I love the sambuka shots and they never make me sick but tequilla shots get me all the time, I love them but they do make me puke and rip my stomach apart.

humbert

blood not so long ago, time to drink less.

Dave!

Dutchology wrote:

I swear I must have swallowed it in my sleep or something...

Don't lie, you know it was those bobbin sandwiches you had the other day!

m83

But seriously... I threw up a stone once. It was about the size of a baby bell cheese, no, make that a mini baby bell. We were playing doctors when I was about 5, I was the patient of course and swallowed it for its well publicised medicinal values of curing of ailments and such

Agamemnon

Karl Hungus wrote:

The head of a lego man.

Classic! You should have held it down so you'd be treated to the sight of a smiley Lego face embedded in your stool.

The strangest thing I ever threw up was a fly.

The sickest thing I've ever seen was a guy throwing up outside a pub one night and then rooting through the vomit to find a few undigested ecstasy pills. He picked them up, put them in a baggie and walked off. Freak.

monkeyfudge

Pancake sick is the worst I've ever had... It's so lumpy and chunky that it sort of crawls up your throat when you vomit.

I remember a girl telling me that she threw up some pancakes while giving head once but didn't realise it and thought that the guy had just blown a huge chunky load down her throat.

andrew

Nordie wrote:

I once picked up my inhaler of the fireplace, took a blast and felt something lumpy go down my throat, I got sick at the thought of what I inhaled and lo and behold puked up an earwig:eek:

I had an earwig in my inhaler too once. Though it just crawled into my mouth before i took a puff :eek:

Schlemm

Once I was as pissed as a fart, came home, and vomited some black and white fluff. I sobered up mighty fast when I saw that! And no, I had not been drinking Guiness.

Another time I puked red aftershock and I thought it was blood, scared the hell out of me!! Never again.

weeder

Steak wrote:

nothing too strange here. sweetcorn is about the height of it. it was perfect though, you'd think it was straight from the tin!!

Also Applies to Carrots!

WindSock

Carrots. ''But nnehhh thats just your stomach lining''

Also red wine, butterscotch liquer and baileys. A winning combie.

Zaph

andrew wrote:

I had an earwig in my inhaler too once. Though it just crawled into my mouth before i took a puff :eek:

Ah Jaysus lads, I'm going to be paranoid about what's in my inhaler every time I go to use it now.

StephenC_IRL

a friend of mine got drunk on alcopops and got sick green everywhere, we videod it and got another friend to start saying the power of christ compells you

m83

I remember being horribly sick before. Threw up for about an hour straight followed by an intense session of empty reaching. After about two hours of this a mysterious browny black ooze with the consistency of melted liquorice and the aroma of prolonged death arose from the depths of my stomach. I have no idea what it was but I fear it may have been poo that got sucked up through my guts by some kind of capilary action or vacuum effect from all the gawking. I shudder at the thought.

Steak

StephenC_IRL wrote:

a friend of mine got drunk on alcopops and got sick green everywhere, we videod it and got another friend to start saying the power of christ compells you

same. a couple of years back we were mad for the Fat Frogs, I however had one too many and started getting sick green. pretty freaky when you're so drunk that you don't know what's going on!

A piece of pizza with all the toppings still on, I swallowed without chewing! Looked really gross. I havent eaten pizza since.

boneless

A Rainbow.... after eating bags and bags of Skittles.

Schlemm

Why does it seem like you always puke carrots, even if you haven't eaten any?

I wonder to we digest them at all...

thefinalstage

Schlemm wrote:

Why does it seem like you always puke carrots, even if you haven't eaten any?

I wonder to we digest them at all...

Its not carrots. The lining of your stomach is orange so that comes up as you get sick.

im_invisible

i once puked up a balloon, it must have been bust at this stage, i dont know, leaving cert results night, i have no idea how or why i swallowed it??/

source

I drank about 6 bottles of lucozade sport once and went out on the tear, was vomiting luminous yellow at about 4am, not pleasent.

DublinWriter

im_invisible wrote:

i once puked up a balloon, it must have been bust at this stage, i dont know, leaving cert results night, i have no idea how or why i swallowed it??/

Was it one of those long 'balloons' with a nipple at the end? Hmmmm?

little miss

A crayon when I was at primary school. God knows what when I've been drunk, but it always looks disturbing. Though I think the black sambuca night was the scariest. Yuck...

Capt'n Midnight

not personally , but I've seen full length spagetti

Sam Vimes

not so much thrown up but when i was about ten i was eating spaghetti and got a tickle in my throat so i started to cough for about a minute. the tickle wasn't going away so i just gave up and turned back to the table.

then my sister told me there was a bit of spaghetti sticking out of my nose so i pulled it out. it was about 8 inches long. i then ate it