Building an ark

G&T

The rain is never going to stop so im building an Ark,

Anyone have anything they want to put in.

What should we leave to drown.

Zapp Brannigan

In before the lock!

FunkZ

Noah made one mistake, please don't make the same mistake. Take no gingers dammit!

Zapp Brannigan

LazyFingers wrote:

Noah made one mistake, please don't make the same mistake. Take no gingers dammit!

You sir, have offended my people. Apologise now or we shall abduct you in the night!

G&T

LazyFingers wrote:

Noah made one mistake, please don't make the same mistake. Take no gingers dammit!

Edited the thread,think more people will want to leave thing's to drown
rather than save them.

Thanks for the idea.

Dave!

Christianity forum tbh....

Ruu_Old

Bring Mary Harney, good floatation device.

FunkZ

Slurms wrote:

You sir, have offended my people. Apologise now or we shall abduct you in the night!

Children of the Corn style or Cartman in South Park style?

Crea

Bring: chocolate, wine & Take That

Leave: Diet books and Westlife

Zapp Brannigan

LazyFingers wrote:

Children of the Corn style or Cartman in South Park style?

Your choice. Either way there'll be a whole load of creepy smiles!

oneeyedsnake

G&T wrote:

The rain is never going to stop so im building an Ark,

Anyone have anything they want to put in.

What should we leave to drown.

lets have pighead and that collins chap have fight to death for the last place.

Aisling(",)

midges...the annoying little fly things that are everywhere on summer evenings and just love to bite you!!!>:(

Jumpy

Aisling(",) wrote:

midges...the annoying little fly things that are everywhere on summer evenings and just love to bite you!!!>:(

They can fly.

FunkZ

Slurms wrote:

Your choice. Either way there'll be a whole load of creepy smiles!

Feck I think I'll just say sorry, 'cause being attacked by redheads where I live is life killing, there's no one to help, no one!

SORRY!!!

FunkZ

Jumpy wrote:

They can fly.

Good man. *Nods head*

Fremen

If he builds one, be sure not to look directly at it. I hear the nazis found one during World War II. Things didn't go too well for them when they opened it.

randylonghorn

G&T wrote:

What should we leave to drown.

Anyone who has ever been associated with Big Brother.

Politicians.

Alternatively, just lock up all politicians in a Big Brother type environment, and throw away the key.

AlmightyCushion

Crea wrote:

Bring: chocolate, wine & Take That

If you're taking that, you can leave me behind.

Oriel

We can use CSG as an anchor.

Duggy747

Well, we'll need beer..........lots of it.
A lot of guns and ammunition in the case that zombies come around.
Do bring Mary Harney, in the unlikely case we run outta food we can eat her.
Leave the gingers, they freak me out.
Do bring Take That, if anything goes wrong we can beat them up in their cells or use them as bait when the zombies break into the boat.
Bring more beer.
Some porno might be nice too.

Slow Motion

Bring : Beer and Skittles

Leave : Chuggers and Roma Gypsies

Blackhorse Slim

Don't bring any woodworm or termites.



Come to think of it, how did Noah get around this?

Floppybits

Ruu wrote:

Bring Mary Harney, good floatation device.

or an good anchor.:D

If drink advertisments have taught us anything, its not to forget the unicorns this time.

Sofaspud

Ruu wrote:

Bring Mary Harney, good floatation device.

Me bollocks, that'd be like driving a van full of jelly on to the ark, it'd bring us right down.

Dyr

Slow Motion wrote:

Bring : Beer and Skittles

Leave : Chuggers and Roma Gypsies

why not just bring skittlebrau?

Now, are we bringing a PS3 or 360?

We can take the sys and admins but no mods

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Bring: YORE MA!!!! (dont think anyone's said it yet )


Leave Mary the Hutt: She'll eat all the other animals... Just like she ate the unicorns

Dublin1983

i wud bring ur sister.

G&T

Dublin1983 wrote:

i wud bring ur sister.

Which one I have 5

G&T

G&T wrote:

Which one I have 5

All of them.

Giggidy.

Wossack

Blackhorse Slim wrote:

...
Come to think of it, how did Noah get around this?

by being mythical

jester77

Blackhorse Slim wrote:

Come to think of it, how did Noah get around this?

I would presume the same way Santa overcame gravity!

mc nuggets

Don't forget the wimmens

trout

a shedload of home brew kits ... mostly beer & some wine for teh ladies
baccy (waccy and non-waccy) matches & papers for camberwells
pizza ovens - must be top quality!
some cows for milk, butter, lard and beef (and more cows)
grass & cereal seeds for feeding cows
seeds for growing things that go into pizzas (leave this for teh ladies to manage)
seeds for spuds for making chips and roast potatoes (I'll take care of this one lads)
lots of porn ... for when teh ladies setup their own civilisation
toothbrushes, toothpaste and mouthwash
triple ply bog roll and swords ... lots of swords :cool:

Jumpy

Bambi wrote:

why not just bring skittlebrau?

Such a beer does not exist, I think you dreamed it.

FunkZ

trout wrote:

a shedload of home brew kits ... mostly beer & some wine for teh ladies
baccy (waccy and non-waccy) matches & papers for camberwells
pizza ovens - must be top quality!
some cows for milk, butter, lard and beef (and more cows)
grass & cereal seeds for feeding cows
seeds for growing things that go into pizzas (leave this for teh ladies to manage)
seeds for spuds for making chips and roast potatoes (I'll take care of this one lads)
lots of porn ... for when teh ladies setup their own civilisation
toothbrushes, toothpaste and mouthwash
triple ply bog roll and swords ... lots of swords :cool:

Oh and a surgeon and a bypass machine!

Deleted User

Deleted User wrote:

If drink advertisments have taught us anything, its not to forget the unicorns this time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3W36jl1Lj8