Laura

Tabnabs

Is it just me, or is Laura very touchy feely with the other female housemates and showed clear signs of distress when she kissed Brian earlier;
"You stuck your tongue in my mouth! Bloody hell, you idiot," exclaimed Laura."

xzanti

Maybe she's a carpet muncher

MikeHoncho

MMM Carpet.

Pigman II

She prefers tongues up her bum. Her mouth is for food.

woo-jocks

That was bad form! I think she is lovely! Her accent is GAS!

Also Starring LeVar Burton

Pigman II wrote:

She prefers tongues up her bum. Her mouth is for food.

It's funny, because it's true.

charley is fool

the fattest BB contestant yet!still i fink she shud get out! dnt lyk her shud put her under charley, the 2nd most h8d BB contestant! jus h8 her! wat about all those pranks done by seany?? LAURA WAS WID HIM ALL ALONG BUT NEVA STUK UP FOR HIM!!!!!!!!!! 2 faced just lyk charley!!:mad:

Pigman II

Ah, Laura ain't the fattest ever is she? Gos was fatter, surely?

That said she can be pretty cute looking sometimes. I like her accent too. I'd sooner shag her than Chanelle anyway! Needless to say I'd shag her sooner than Charley too (who is effectively a simple arrangement of pipe-cleaners topped off with a baboon head).

Jumpy

charley is fool wrote:

the fattest BB contestant yet!still i fink she shud get out! dnt lyk her shud put her under charley, the 2nd most h8d BB contestant! jus h8 her! wat about all those pranks done by seany?? LAURA WAS WID HIM ALL ALONG BUT NEVA STUK UP FOR HIM!!!!!!!!!! 2 faced just lyk charley!!:mad:

My god. The way you write destroys my brain.
See that keyboard in front of you? Yeah that one. Use it. Are you twelve?

Hydroquinone

How can Laura be the fattest housemate ever? She's not even the fattest housemate in this feckin' series. :rolleyes:

little miss

Wasn't Alison really overweight? Anyone else remember when she was jumping up and down on a picnic bench and it broke? Classic...

Laura's not that overweight. I think she just dresses really badly and really unflattering to her figure.

Naos

Little miss - Laura is overweight. However she has massive breasts and apparently this does not help.

As for her accent, how can you find it sexy? I do not understand why Channel 4 do not put subtitles up as I cannot understand a word she says.

llester

Mear wrote:

As for her accent, how can you find it sexy? I do not understand why Channel 4 do not put subtitles up as I cannot understand a word she says.

LOL!! Me neither, I can't make up my mind about her coz I can't understand a flippin word she says!!!

little miss

Mear wrote:

Little miss - Laura is overweight. However she has massive breasts and apparently this does not help.

I said that she's not that overweight. Her breasts do make her seem much bigger than she really is...

Gran Hermano

little miss wrote:

I said that she's not that overweight. Her breasts do make her seem much bigger than she really is...

I'm struggling to understand how her breasts make her fat face and large
derriere "seem much bigger". She's blatantly obese and her personality
is obnoxious, she's forever causing trouble behind the scenes and
side-sniping. She's the involved in the root of a lot of arguments
in that house but rarely has the guts to say anything directly to the person
she bitches about.

tosh_thedude

I think some people need to understand that Laura is Fat. If your Half as Wide as you are tall then you have a weight problem.

As for her Accent, I'd like to point out she's clearly got Sinus problems, With words coming out her nose and Arse as I find her very annoying. She Dose nothing in the house, She's Boring as hell.... The only reason shes there is to make up the numbers, and nobody's voted for her coze she dose nothing.
And On top of being from Whales... My God, Last years Glynn was a Retard and she's worse.

As for the original subject of this Thread, I think she's a 'Carpet Licker', Defo Lesbo's and a fat Boring annoying one at that.

Tabnabs

Does she have any day time clothes with her or is she just going for a Welsh Hugh Hefner look?

tosh_thedude

Is this the offical, I Hate Laura Thread...coze if it is... please sign me up. This girl needs to be put down... seriously! I get annoyed just looking 'it'.

templetonpeck

tosh_thedude wrote:

Is this the offical, I Hate Laura Thread...coze if it is... please sign me up. This girl needs to be put down... seriously! I get annoyed just looking 'it'.

LMAO!!!! I think we need a Chill Out Corner for you!!!

little miss

I really don't think she's that bad! I just think BB bosses edit her really badly. She seems genuinely quite funny. She's not my favourite housemate, but I don't find anything to hate about her.