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Hate it when this happens..

smcelhinney · 2007-06-18 09:07:29

So Im standing in the cattle-crowd that is the 8:31 from Donabate to Connolly this a.m. There's this ultra-cool looking, gorgeous girl in front of me.. wow.. amazing.. Somebody behind me farts... (Where to look?)

18-06-2007 9:07am

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So Im standing in the cattle-crowd that is the 8:31 from Donabate to Connolly this a.m. There's this ultra-cool looking, gorgeous girl in front of me.. wow.. amazing..

Somebody behind me farts...

(Where to look?)

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#2 18-06-2007 9:10am

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Ha Ha, oh man that must've been fun. That's the typical thing to happen to anyone.

If it makes you feel any better I left my wallet on the train yesterday with all my ATM cards, ID, etc.

Stupid trousers with ridiculous-sized pockets!!!

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#3 18-06-2007 9:13am

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smcelhinney wrote:

Somebody behind me farts...

Yeah. We believe you.

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#4 18-06-2007 9:16am

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Laslo wrote:

Yeah. We believe you.

Ha!!!:D

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#5 18-06-2007 9:25am

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smcelhinney wrote:

Somebody behind me farts...

(Where to look?)

Ha ha gotta love the dart fart.

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#6 18-06-2007 9:27am

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Nothing like having a captive audience

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#7 18-06-2007 9:28am

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lol@"dart fart"

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#8 18-06-2007 9:34am

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smcelhinney wrote:

lol@"dart fart"

Yeah I sometimes have nasty farts the morning after a night out. Nothing like whipping out a rank, silent one and watch everyone's face turn as the gaseous monstrosity hits them.

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#9 18-06-2007 9:39am

Slow Motion

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Ah yes ! The good 'ol fart thread

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055065730

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#10 18-06-2007 9:47am

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Slow Motion wrote:

Ah yes ! The good 'ol fart thread

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055065730

Thank God this thread hasn't been moved to beer guts.

edit: Thought this was the sitting piss thread. Really don't want to see that in beer guts.

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#11 18-06-2007 5:01pm

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i hate losing all them cards the effort to get them back

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#12 18-06-2007 5:04pm

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AlmightyCushion wrote:

Yeah I sometimes have nasty farts the morning after a night out. Nothing like whipping out a rank, silent one and watch everyone's face turn as the gaseous monstrosity hits them.

agreed although its a luas one for me...

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#13 18-06-2007 5:05pm

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I love letting em slip in a busy pub

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#14 18-06-2007 5:41pm

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Kold wrote:

I love letting em slip in a busy pub

Careful you don't get caught!

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#15 18-06-2007 8:17pm

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My biggest problem when I'm in a crowd and someone farts, is trying to hold back a snigger. The harder you try, the funnier it gets
I'm in my mid 20's. Does it get easier with age, or do farts never fail to amuse some?

Edit: Still laughing at the thought.

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#16 18-06-2007 8:42pm

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smcelhinney wrote:

Somebody behind me farts... (Where to look?)

U sure it wasnt her???? What way was the wind blowing????

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#17 18-06-2007 8:56pm

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ah ...What ever you think off the Smoking Ban, it did cover a-lot of smells in the pub

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#18 18-06-2007 8:57pm

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Damn you chocolate digestive! Tea ruined now. Hate when that happens.

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#19 18-06-2007 8:58pm

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Jaysus, its rotten when someone farts on the dart. :mad:
I guess they should stop eating Cheerio's. They give you a mad case of the early morning farts!

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#20 18-06-2007 8:59pm

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claire-g wrote:

U sure it wasnt her???? What way was the wind blowing????

Probably from someones behind

OT:Oh God, they killed the wrong Beatle. Piss of Paul mcCartney.

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#21 18-06-2007 9:05pm

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boreds wrote:

Probably from someones behind

My dad comes up with "jokes" like that regularly.........he'd enjoy that one!!

To my shame.....i also laughed

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#22 18-06-2007 9:08pm

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http://break.com/index/how-to-escape-a-fart.html

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#23 18-06-2007 9:30pm

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damn... i was in that very crowd too!

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#24 18-06-2007 9:36pm

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boreds wrote:

My biggest problem when I'm in a crowd and someone farts, is trying to hold back a snigger. The harder you try, the funnier it gets
I'm in my mid 20's. Does it get easier with age, or do farts never fail to amuse some?

Edit: Still laughing at the thought.

It is alway's funny,
It's the one thing we take from the cradle to the grave.

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#25 18-06-2007 9:43pm

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joe robot wrote:

I guess they should stop eating Cheerio's. They give you a mad case of the early morning farts!

:eek: i did not know that!!!!

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#26 18-06-2007 9:49pm

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smcelhinney wrote:

...
(Where to look?)

her chest?

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