Womens Bums

Macca07

Why do we stare at womens arses? On lunch today and noticed I kept staring at womens bums, why do we do it??? When they wiggle from side to side we go into a hypnotic state and just stare! what is so marvelous about them? And do women stare at mens behinds or is this just a male thing?

Tar.Aldarion

Because they look nice and want to have sex with them.
Moved to bum forum.

MayMay

Some girls do the same with fellas...personally the bum is the last thing I'd look at in a bloke.

stevejazzx

It's actually a manifestation of your own deep seated homo eroctic fantasties.

r3nu4l

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

Moved to bum forum.

Hey, is dat a privut forum? I can't find it on da menuuus!

Nevyn

stevejazzx wrote:

It's actually a manifestation of your own deep seated homo eroctic fantasties.

What rubbish.

Oryx

Macca07 wrote:

And do women stare at mens behinds or is this just a male thing?

Depends on the bum. Hard to find the quality these days. And personally I prefer a good torso.

whiskeyman

r3nu4l wrote:

Hey, is dat a privut forum? I can't find it on da menuuus!

Look down at the bottom...

AlmightyCushion

Because you want to stick your willy in it.

stevejazzx

Thaedydal wrote:

What rubbish.

I forgot the didn't think I needed it...

Ah tinto brass...those were the days

stevejazzx

AlmightyCushion wrote:

Because you want to stick your willy in it.

a pee hole in a poop hole is just wrong i tells ya

r3nu4l

whiskeyman wrote:

Look down at the bottom...

Black Swan

Macca07 wrote:

When they wiggle from side to side we go into a hypnotic state and just stare! what is so marvelous about them?

It took millions of years to evolve the appropriate wiggle to put lads under our spell!

And do women stare at mens behinds or is this just a male thing?

You bet your sweet ... ! But don't wiggle please... Viva la difference! And if they are fit, then other things will probably be fit too? Ha!

Killaqueen!!!

Women don't stare at the average blokes bum though cos we're all thinking jaysus what a horrible aul behind. It's probably really hairy too.

But every know and again a guy comes along with a cute behind.

flo8s967qjh0nd

The scientists tell us it is because they look like a cleavage (sort of) and men are attracted to cleavage because it's were we got all that yummy milk from when we were babies. It's an evolutionary thing.
Is there anything those boffins don't know??

chamlis

Isn't that you check out an arse instinctively to see how those "child-bearing hips" are doing?

stevejazzx

Genesis Damp Paycheck wrote:

Is there anything those boffins don't know??

Yes, the origins of matter otherwise they're tight.

arybvtcw0eolkf

I rarely get a chance to brag here, but here goes...

I was once voted "member of staff with the best ass" in a bar/club I was working in

Oh wimmins bum's, Mmmmmmmmmmm I'm defo an ass man and my other half as the cutest

_feedback_

Macca07 wrote:

On lunch today and noticed I kept staring at womens bums

that really is very .... cheeky.

Duggy747

Genesis Damp Paycheck wrote:

It's an evolutionary thing.
Is there anything those boffins don't know??

Why am I not immortal yet?

AlmightyCushion wrote:

Because you want to stick your willy in it.

ROFL, it's funny cuz it's true. Personally I love the whole area (torso, hips) if it's all in great ratio........I mean, nobody wants to look at a collapsed arse or big ol' wobbly ones that look more like the boot of a car.

Asses for smacking, FTW!

Tar.Aldarion

elviscostello wrote:

that really is very .... cheeky.

You would think his mother would have reared him better.

Macca07

Stop with all the ass puns please!!! Would it be wrong to start putting pics in of lovely arses?

Duggy747

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

You would think his mother would have reared him better.

Eurgh, that's a teribble pun How droll!

5starpool

Lovely wimmins are lovely.

6th

I love bums ... my wifes is very nice!

Tar.Aldarion

They all have lovely bottoms.
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/35/71226287_b622a6daf6.jpg

Blitzkrieger

Genesis Damp Paycheck wrote:

The scientists tell us it is because they look like a cleavage

I was under the impression that the conventional wisdom was because a big plump bottom signals a healthy mate and homo sapiens only evolved huge breasts when we stopped mating from behind.....allegedly.

Macca07

google vida guerra, got to have the hottest ass on the planet

Jimoslimos

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

You would think his mother would have reared him better

Come now, lets put all this bitchin behind us;)

Peyton Manning

Jimoslimos wrote:

Come now, lets put all this bitchin behind us;)

He didnt assk you to comment..

funky penguin

These puns have hit a bum note with me.

Ruu_Old

Time to bump this thread, no need to get the hump. Mmm puns and bums.

MooseJam

Macca07 wrote:

google vida guerra, got to have the hottest ass on the planet

nice, every day's a schoolday

Peyton Manning

Ruu wrote:

Time to bump this thread, no need to get the hump. Mmm puns and bums.

Oh relax, its just a bit of crack..

flogen

Blitzkrieger wrote:

I was under the impression that the conventional wisdom was because a big plump bottom signals a healthy mate and homo sapiens only evolved huge breasts when we stopped mating from behind.....allegedly.

Yeah heard that one, and the "child bearing hips" thing...

I also heard that women are attracted to men with tight asses because it suggest they've got plenty of strength in that area... all the better to thrust with, you see!

MooseJam

who remembers this ass from a couple of years ago never seen better NSFW

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a1bf7482ea

Ruu_Old

Archimedes wrote:

Oh relax, its just a bit of crack..

Here here, bottoms up!


I'm done. /me gets coat

Thrill

Ruu wrote:

Here here, bottoms up!


I'm done. /me gets coat

All those puns used to be funny, but you lot rectum.

Naos

Above is the only funny pun in this thread.

Congratulations Thrill

jellie

can any men explain why men like to slap asses?? i dont get it at all..

Ruu_Old

Encouragement and to make sure ye wimmen keep in line!

"Dinner ready?"
"No"
*slap on bum*"Make it snappy"
"YES SIR!" *runs off on the double*

monkeyfudge

Blitzkrieger wrote:

I was under the impression that the conventional wisdom was because a big plump bottom signals a healthy mate and homo sapiens only evolved huge breasts when we stopped mating from behind.....allegedly.

Yep.. it's the breasts that are supposed to resemble an arse to draw the males attention to the front.

None of this is an issue with monkeys though.

Call Me Jimmy

Macca07 wrote:

google vida guerra, got to have the hottest ass on the planet

yeah we need to spread the word, maybe an ass version of the crusades?

Acid_Violet

Genesis Damp Paycheck wrote:

The scientists tell us it is because they look like a cleavage (sort of) and men are attracted to cleavage because it's were we got all that yummy milk from when we were babies. It's an evolutionary thing.
Is there anything those boffins don't know??

Tis actually because to make an ass a lot of oestrogen is required and men like oestrogen in their wimminz.

Pighead

Pighead loves womens bums because it makes him realise that women aren't perfect and just like me they sit on toilets squeezing out steaming smelly turds every Sunday morning.

Without this realisation, Pighead would be too awestruck to even talk to our female friends.

little miss

Macca07 wrote:

And do women stare at mens behinds or is this just a male thing?

Yes, we do. Well I do anyway, but only my boyfriends one because it is just perfect. Honestly, I still take every opportunity possible to perve at it!

I could never date a guy with a hairy bum though... It just looks freaky!

Smellyirishman

thrill wrote:

All those puns used to be funny, but you lot rectum.

That was fantastic, hope it's an original!

Sparky

Thongline

Capt'n Midnight

monkeyfudge wrote:

Yep.. it's the breasts that are supposed to resemble an arse to draw the males attention to the front.

Please explain this one to me.

I can understand that one type of cleavage can look like the other if a woman is wearing a top that holds her breasts together, but that wasn't normal for most of the last few million years or even today in many tribal communities.

I'd nearly suspect the opposite, that breasts are made to look like buttocks ?

Bring on the whole "lifts and separates" argument

il gatto

Blitzkrieger wrote:

I was under the impression that the conventional wisdom was because a big plump bottom signals a healthy mate and homo sapiens only evolved huge breasts when we stopped mating from behind.....allegedly.

What? Stopped? When did this happen?:D

funky penguin

Didn't you get the memo?