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Muslim Mothers Remembering Sons

  • 09-06-2007 12:12am
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 873 ✭✭✭


    Two Muslim mothers are sitting in the cafe chatting over a pint of goat's milk. The older of the moms pulls out her bag and starts flipping through pictures and reminiscing. This is my oldest son, Mohammed. He would be 24 now."

    The other mom replies, "I remember him as a baby."

    Mom says, "He's a martyr now."

    "Oh, so sad, my dear."

    Mom flips to another picture. "And this is my second son, Kalid. He would be 21."

    "Oh I remember him. He had such curly hair when he was born."

    Mom sighs, "He's a martyr, too."

    "Oh gracious me," says the second mother.

    "And this is my third son. My beautiful Ahmed.! He would be 18." Mom whispers.

    "Yes," says her friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he first started school."

    "He's a martyr also" Mom says, with tears in her eyes.

    After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photos and says,

    "They blow up so fast, don't they?"


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,972 ✭✭✭patrickc


    chuckle


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 715 ✭✭✭littlejp


    That's very insulting to Muslim people.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,552 ✭✭✭Steoob


    hahahahahahahahahaha


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,567 ✭✭✭delta_bravo


    littlejp wrote:
    That's very insulting to Muslim people.

    Its a joke. Get over it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,441 ✭✭✭jhegarty


    littlejp wrote:
    That's very insulting to Muslim people.

    He made a joke , he didn't fly a plane into a building , get over it.....


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 991 ✭✭✭endplate


    Good one very funny:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 38,247 ✭✭✭✭Guy:Incognito


    littlejp wrote:
    That's very insulting to Muslim people.


    It sure is.

    Funny +++++++++++++


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,399 ✭✭✭✭r3nu4l


    Very good OP. A bit of a stereotype sure but it is only a joke.

    I like :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 873 ✭✭✭neon_glows


    no disrespect intended, better to luagh at these things than take them serious, look at all the irish jokes and they arent considered racist, in fact most muslims dont blow up.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,033 ✭✭✭Slippin Jimmy


    Haha thats good,


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,869 ✭✭✭Mahatma coat


    2 Muslim wimmins shoppin for new Burkas

    one is standin in front of the mirror,
    turns to the other one and asks








    Does my Bomb look big in this


    :D well I thought it was funny


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,432 ✭✭✭Steve_o


    littlejp wrote:
    That's very insulting to Muslim people.

    Its a joke......a funny joke!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,949 ✭✭✭A Primal Nut


    littlejp wrote:
    That's very insulting to Muslim people.

    Well duh...obviously. You want a medal for pointing that out? Still funny.


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,125 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    hahahahahaha :D Very good. Didn't see it coming.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,978 ✭✭✭GhostInTheRuins


    Hahahaha! very good :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,823 ✭✭✭neacy69


    excellent ;)


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