Paris Hilton in Police car Waaaaaaaa!

loopyloulou

after 3 days!!! what a load of old s*it....

http://www.breakingnews.ie/entertainment/mhkfeyauidcw/

Black Swan

Hide Brittney!

Binomate

Did anyone expect anything different?

aidan_walsh

Useless w**kstain forum, tbh.

d-redser

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055103951

So Glad

What Is Wrong With The World

AlmightyCushion

Typical

admiralofthefleet

i couldnt give a flying f

So Glad

****ing slut, I hope she gets ****in' run over by a drink-driver, the alcoholic, coke snorting, E swollowing, cock shugging, rotten whore.

Duggy747

Never fret brothers, the Snuke I placed in her Snutch should be activited any hour now............that or I'll just kill her myself; Strangle her and watch the last glimpse of hope fade from her eyes. Watching enough C.S.I. should keep me ahead of the game!

Caliden

And they say everyone is treated equally

AlmightyCushion

Duggy747 wrote:

Never fret brothers, the Snuke I placed in her Snutch should be activited any hour now............that or I'll just kill her myself; Strangle her and watch the last glimpse of hope fade from her eyes. Watching enough C.S.I. should keep me ahead of the game!

Remind me to never piss you off Duggy.

Necronomicon

"Paris Hilton was released from a Los Angeles County jail early today because of an unspecified medical problem and will fulfill the reminder of her sentence in home confinement, a sheriffs spokesman said."

My ring. I think they meant to say "because of daddy's wallet".

That actually makes me so mad :mad:

AlmightyCushion

Necromomicon wrote:

"Paris Hilton was released from a Los Angeles County jail early today because of an unspecified medical problem and will fulfill the reminder of her sentence in home confinement, a sheriffs spokesman said."

My ring. I think they meant to say "because of daddy's wallet".

That actually makes me so mad :mad:

What a load of fúcking bull. :mad::mad:

So Glad

Caliden wrote:

And they say everyone is treated equally

Money talks.

Anyone hear why she said she should not be in prison?

Here is the actual appeal she presented:

"Paris Whitney Hilton is an American celebrity and socialite. She is an heiress to a share of the Hilton Hotel fortune, as well as to the real estate fortune of her father Richard Hilton. She provides hope for young people all over the U.S. and the world. She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives… We, the American public who support Paris, are shocked, dismayed and appalled by how Paris has been the person to be used as an example that Drunk Driving is wrong… This petition is to ask Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to pardon Paris Hilton for her mistake. Please allow her to her return to her career and life."

"Otherwise mundane lives."? **** you, you arrogant whore.

I'm in such a rage at the moment.

Calm...

calm...

calm...

DaBreno

Truly its Money that makes the world go around. Those that have it are better people who will always get more.

And we are all but peasents.

AlmightyCushion

So Glad wrote:

Money talks.

Anyone hear why she said she should not be in prison?

Here is the actual appeal she presented:

"Paris Whitney Hilton is an American celebrity and socialite. She is an heiress to a share of the Hilton Hotel fortune, as well as to the real estate fortune of her father Richard Hilton. She provides hope for young people all over the U.S. and the world. She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives… We, the American public who support Paris, are shocked, dismayed and appalled by how Paris has been the person to be used as an example that Drunk Driving is wrong… This petition is to ask Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to pardon Paris Hilton for her mistake. Please allow her to her return to her career and life."

"Otherwise mundane lives."? **** you, you arrogant whore.

I'm in such a rage at the moment.

Calm...

calm...

calm...

Please tell me you are joking. That pathetic pointless waste of fúcking organs is looking down on us. :mad::mad::mad: Wait a minute how the fúck can she look down on us when her head is so far up her fúcking ass.

Auvers

So Glad wrote:

****ing slut, I hope she gets ****in' run over by a drink-driver, the alcoholic, coke snorting, E swollowing, cock shugging, rotten whore.

Shes not on your christmas card list then I take it

peasant

DaBreno wrote:

And we are all but peasents.

...speak for yourself

Kintarō Hattori

That's bloody flucking annoying. Would it happen for anyone else? Why has she been treated differently to your average Joe Soap whom this certainly wouldn't have happened for.

DaBreno

Mind your place Peasent, lest I send you back to the fields.

So Glad

"Paris was reportedly was not coping well behind bars. She cried mostly through her 23 hours in jail and had three blankets but no pillow, and complained that jail noises and her bright cell are keeping her awake."

That's the point of prison!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Right I'm going out to get pissed now, I need to...

crybaby

em dont they have doctors etc in prisons?

Necronomicon

So Glad wrote:

She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives…

Rofflecopter

Oh I don't know what I'd do if Paris Hilton wasn't around to provide beauty and excitement to my mundane life.

Zambia

Basically she was realease as prison was not nice .... useless beatch

r3nu4l

I for one am glad that Paris has been released. American prisons are tough enough for regular prisoners as it is without inflicting Paris Hilton on them. I believe the US constitution prohibits cruel and unusual punishment!

Caliden

God that's so retarded and I always thought the US prison legal system was of a pretty good standard.

Kinetic^

The only good thing to actually come ou tof this whole charade is that she got abused by Sarah Silverman at the MTV awards in front of all her so celeb buddies..........tramp!!!!

Dragan

Medical Condition? I heard it was more psychiatric.

She went three days with a taking a cock and felt empty.

jor el

So Glad wrote:

"Please allow her to her return to her career and life."

She has a career now? Or a life, for that matter?

Back to making the worlds most boring porn films with you Paris. "Paris Hilton: Jail House Slut" coming soon to a bit torrent server near you. Featuring 23 hours of Paris wrapped up in no less than three blankets, while moaning..... about the bright light and noise. Oooh, almost as sexual as the last "stolen" video.

Kinetic^

Dragan wrote:

Medical Condition? I heard it was more psychiatric.

She went three days with a taking a cock and felt empty.

Rofl.......well she needs the practice, she was tripe in her vid.....does suck a good lad though, I'll give her that.

MisterAnarchy

One rule for the rich another for the rest.
Ludicrous decision to release her.
People are sent to jail because they break the law and to be punished.
House arrest instead,laughable.:rolleyes:

humanji

MisterAnarchy wrote:

One rule for the rich another for the rest.
Ludicrous decision to release her.
People are sent to jail because they break the law and to be punished.
House arrest instead,laughable.:rolleyes:

And considering her house is about the size of Ireland, I can't see how that's punishment.

Thrill

She now has to face the terrible ordeal of wearing that very unfashionable ankle bracelet for a while.

Poor girl. *Sobs*

DublinWriter

Necromomicon wrote:

"Paris Hilton was released from a Los Angeles County jail early today because of an unspecified medical problem and will fulfill the reminder of her sentence in home confinement, a sheriffs spokesman said."

My ring. I think they meant to say "because of daddy's wallet".

I'd say she was threatening to self-harm.

It's one thing if Joe-Public does this, another if it's a celeb like her does it and a media-circus camps outside Govener Schwarzenegger's office for the next month with Fox/Sky broadcasting her funeral live.

Could you imagine the legal team the Hilton family could put together against the state of California if their precious daughter topped herself in an LA prison? It would make the OJ Simpson trial look like a wet-Monday afternoon in Swords District Court.

G&T

Maybe she got engaged,
works wonders here for getting scumbags out of doing jail time.

(me thinks you might have to be from Limerick to see the humour in this)

Shiva

Well, if being rich as f**k is now classed as a medical condition, I wanna get real sick, real soon !

So Glad

Right I'm back, I'm pissed, and I'm still indifferent. She should be raped. Not just raped, but raped by a CLOWN with carnival music in the background, for ever. Bitch. :mad: :cool: :rolleyes: :eek:

AlmightyCushion

jor el wrote:

She has a career now? Or a life, for that matter?

Back to making the worlds most boring porn films with you Paris. "Paris Hilton: Jail House Slut" coming soon to a bit torrent server near you. Featuring 23 hours of Paris wrapped up in no less than three blankets, while moaning..... about the bright light and noise. Oooh, almost as sexual as the last "stolen" video.

Eh, links please.

Saint_Mel

I think she phoned home to say she wouldn't/couldn't eat or sleep in jail.

county

So Glad wrote:

****ing slut, I hope she gets ****in' run over by a drink-driver, the alcoholic, coke snorting, E swollowing, cock shugging, rotten whore.

you`d still do her though

jebuz

what a pirate hooker, 3 days!! she'll probably have a book out soon "my time"

Setun

"Paris Whitney Hilton is an American celebrity and socialite.

She provides hope for young people all over the U.S. and the world.

She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives.

Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Please allow her to her return to her career and life."

Some humorous extracts from the press release.

Dragan

county wrote:

you`d still do her though

Your kidding right? Have you seen the video? She is one of the worst lays I have ever seen. Come on now folks, have a bit of self respect.

Dragan
- Foolishly expecting sex to be good.

Saint_Mel

jebuz wrote:

what a pirate hooker, 3 days!! she'll probably have a book out soon "my time"

I read somewhere that she's counting it as 5 days as she arrived just before
midnight on the first day and left just after midnight for the 5th day!

jor el

AlmightyCushion wrote:

Eh, links please.

To her career or the upcoming Jail House Slut DVD?

I hear the judge who originally sentenced her has now asked her to appear in court today as he's none too impressed with her release and wants documentation of this so called medical condition. Good to see that the Hilton's money hasn't bought the judge off yet anyway. Hopefully he'll send her right back and make her do the full 60 days for being a scheming biatch.

AlmightyCushion

jor el wrote:

To her career or the upcoming Jail House Slut DVD?

How could you provide links to her career when she doesn't have one

weeder

LOL

E92

Found this video on youtube. Its f*ckin hillarious
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k66epna2Sss

Xylem

Could this beaky faced cum dump, be returning to prison ?

Fingers crossed.

http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30200-1269560,00.html

So Glad

This is promising, seems the judge had a change of heart.

Lock the bitch up for longer since she had obviously lied about any medical condition. Slut.