Ralph Wiggum

Jesus Wept

"That's where I saw the leprechaun, he told me to burn things!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDcieWWewio

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYXE_lds7rQ

Deserves legendary status? Discuss:

Steve_o

Burn them, burn them all....a Legend indeed!!!!

aequinoctium

bravo ralph, bravo

Kojak

Ralph is definatly a Legend of the Boards, IMO.

Anyone who can think up the saying "My cat's breath smells like cat food" is a cert to be a Legend.

Ruu_Old

A fine candidate for Legends of the Boards.

"Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!"

Soby

True legend "Help shes touching my special area!:D

Dathai

I saw Prinskipple skipper and Mrs.Crabopple making babies in the closet! And one of the babies looked at me!


The baby looked at you?


Sarah..get Super-intendant chalmers on the phone...

Thank you sarah

Jesus Wept

The Bollox

so the doctor says my nose'll stop bleeding if I can just keep my finger out of there

Mr Magnolia

Me fail English? That's unpossible.


Legend alright

Baby4

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singloud

Skinner:school daddy
Hoover:School mommy

"Oh boy sleep!Thats where I'm a viking!"

SligoBrewer

Mr Magnolia wrote:

Me fail English? That's unpossible.

Legend alright

funniest character in the show imo

singloud

Top five Ralph moments:

5) Ralph:Ms Hoover,there's a dog in the vent
Hoover:Ralph,remember when you thought you saw Snagglepuss?
Ralph:He was going to the bathroom

4)*Ralph sees porn* Everybody's hugging

3) My cat's breath smells like catfood

2)the leprechaun

1) His fear of his own nightlight

squishywishy

Ralph is a true legend

Couldnt pick my favourite moment so iva narrowed it down to two!!!


Ralph: Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.

Miss Hoover: Now, take out your red crayons.
Ralph: Miss Hoover?
Miss Hoover: Yes Ralph?
Ralph: I don't have a red crayon.
Miss Hoover: Why not?
Ralph: I ate it.

Feral Mutant

Legend indeed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sorIJekdcgo

Go Banana

Salmon gutter?

singloud

"why do people run from me?"
*wets pants*

Genius

vengeance52

Principal Skinner, I got carsick in your office

Mikeyt086

"I eated the purple berries"...*falls over in sickness*

"how are they Ralph? good?"

"They taste like burning."

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"IM A UNI-TARD!"

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"DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK, DUCK DUCK, DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK"

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"OH CANADA..."

Go Banana is a classic but "Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers" is Ralphs finest moment.

Jesus Wept

Mikeyt086 wrote:

Go Banana is a classic but "Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers" is Ralphs finest moment.

my friend and I were reminiscing over that one a few days ago, class.

Mr.Plough

Chief wiggum is more of a legend.

"Homer simpson, your under the arrest for the murder of Moe Sizzlak and Apu nahassa... nahussaa.... nahasssap..... just moe"

Jesus Wept

Indeed, he is a legend, a lot of the springfield folk are, I was considering adding Lionel Hutz too.

but this is Ralphs time to shine, RALPH! RALPH! RALPH! RALPH! RALPH!

Also Starring LeVar Burton

"You choo-choo-choo-choose me?"

Morlar

Mr.Plough wrote:

Chief wiggum is more of a legend.

"Homer simpson, your under the arrest for the murder of Moe Sizzlak and Apu nahassa... nahussaa.... nahasssap..... just moe"

Ralphie is a legend but his dad is pure genius , ,

"Chief Wiggum on phone: Uh, Mrs. Simpson, I have some bad news. Your husband was found DOA.
Marge: Oh my god! He's dead?
Chief Wiggum: Oh, I'm sorry. He was DUI. I get those two confused. (hangs up phone)
Woman walks in: My name is Mrs. Phillips. You said my husband was DUI?
Chief Wiggum: Uh... talk to one of those officers over there. I'm going to lunch. "


"Chief Wiggum: This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a... car of some sort, heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless. "

and more here; http://www.thesimpsonsquotes.com/characters/chief-wiggum-quotes.html

estebancambias

Ok Old Gill is without a doubt the best.

xorcist

The-Rigger wrote:

Indeed, he is a legend, a lot of the springfield folk are, I was considering adding Lionel Hutz too.

but this is Ralphs time to shine, RALPH! RALPH! RALPH! RALPH! RALPH!

Like father like son!

Ralph: [whispering] Lisa, what's the answer to number seven?
Lisa: [whispering] Sorry, Ralph. That would defeat the purpose of testing as a means of student evaluation.
Ralph: [pauses] My cat's name is Mittens

That_Guy

Loving the Ralph.

Jesus Wept

Podge2k7

A true legend indeed!

dreilly1990

Ralph is a legend indeed.

Rawr

Indeed, a true legend and certainly the best character in the Simpsons cast.

From the Movie...

(Naked Bart skateboards by...)
"....I like men now."