Cheer me up within 50mins

LadyJ

Oh God! I'm in work from 3 to 11 today and I really hate my job. Plus I miss the best part of the day with these $hitty hours! Anyway, I just want people to post things that might make my day a little less distressing and a little brighter. But hurry because I'll be leaving in around 50 minutes!

Seriously, help me or I might kill a crap load of hotel guests!

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

the kitten thread in cool vids, pics and links ?

also, pr0n's good for cheering me up

Pretty shoes and bags always cheer me up
worth a look anyway!

http://www.jimmychoo.com/pws/ProductCategoryAttributeLink.ice?productsPerPage=189&paId=SEASON&value=006&layout=collectionsprod.layout

DarkJager

Yeah Porn FTW!!!!! Get something special though, like midgets or something....guaranteed a few laughs!!

Car Mad

You think you have it bad i had to drive a tractor and silage trailer all last week for 12 hours each day with no radio Try listening to yourslef 12 hours a day im still not right

LadyJ

coolsmileygirl wrote:

Pretty shoes and bags always cheer me up
worth a look anyway!

http://www.jimmychoo.com/pws/ProductCategoryAttributeLink.ice?productsPerPage=189&paId=SEASON&value=006&layout=collectionsprod.layout

I'm pretty appalled by all of those bags tbh! Thanks for the thought though!

Archeron

I have actually managed to lose a shoe in work today. I took it off because it was cutting my heel, and now its bloody well missing. I have to spend the rest of the day in a busy office with only one shoe, and I dont even know if I can drive home properly without it. (and of course, there is a small hole in my sock which I am expecting to become a huge hole by 5pm)
Fecking things are only new as well, I hope it turns up.

jor el

LadyJ wrote:

Seriously, help me or I might kill a crap load of hotel guests!

That would surely cheer you up. Problem solved!

LadyJ

Archeron wrote:

I have actually managed to lose a shoe in work today. I took it off because it was cutting my heel, and now its bloody well missing. I have to spend the rest of the day in a busy office with only one shoe, and I dont even know if I can drive home properly without it. (and of course, there is a small hole in my sock which I am expecting to become a huge hole by 5pm)
Fecking things are only new as well, I hope it turns up.

Don't talk to me about shoes! After every shift I need a wheelchair my feet hurt so badly! Stupid standy-upy job!

DarkJager

Damn......how about a quick meeting with Mary Jane? (if possible) Should make work interesting....

LadyJ

DarkJager wrote:

Damn......how about a quick meeting with Mary Jane? (if possible) Should make work interesting....

Ah! Come Wednesday that may be possible. Though actually, it's pretty impossible to work the front desk in a hotel when mashed I'd imagine.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

Archeron wrote:

I have actually managed to lose a shoe in work today. I took it off because it was cutting my heel, and now its bloody well missing. I have to spend the rest of the day in a busy office with only one shoe, and I dont even know if I can drive home properly without it. (and of course, there is a small hole in my sock which I am expecting to become a huge hole by 5pm)
Fecking things are only new as well, I hope it turns up.

hahahah
reading that cheered me up anyway

pbsuxok1znja4r

The ridiculousness of navy and pink uniforms always cheers me up! Oh...

LadyJ

scouser.tommy wrote:

The ridiculousness of navy and pink uniforms always cheers me up! Oh...

Yes yes, very funny! Well you can see why work depresses me so!

DarkJager

Sit at the desk mashed and munchied out of it..... what better way to be Lady J?

LadyJ

DarkJager wrote:

Sit at the desk mashed and munchied out of it..... what better way to be Lady J?

Yeah except there is no seat and it's very very busy all the fcuking time!

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Just try not to thikn about standing there for 8 hours listening to crowds of annoying people... It'll probably be busy today as well...

pbsuxok1znja4r

LadyJ wrote:

Yeah except there is no seat and it's very very busy all the fcuking time!

Harsh, 'tis the same where I work. You should demand a chair to sit on 'cause all that standing can apparently **** your circulation.

DarkJager

Ah the joys of an office job.... nice comfy seat and internet all day....

Lola123

This might cheer you up, or make ur job seem better...
My friend is a nurse and the other night on a 12 hour shift a 72 year old man p1ssed in her eye....on purpose!

ROCKMAN

lets have wild animal sex !!!


But what you are going to do for the other 47 mins ??????........................................................

Tar.Aldarion

Lola123 wrote:

This might cheer you up, or make ur job seem better...
My friend is a nurse and the other night on a 12 hour shift a 72 year old man p1ssed in her eye....on purpose!

Did she get fired for engaging in sexual acts with a patient?

Thrill

Lola123 wrote:

This might cheer you up, or make ur job seem better...
My friend is a nurse and the other night on a 12 hour shift a 72 year old man p1ssed in her eye....on purpose!

I don't know about LadyJ, but that cheered me up no end.

Steoob

thanks to a thread the last day ive found the video that will always cheer me up hehe http://youtube.com/watch?v=MCU9MhEk1y8

Lola123

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

Did she get fired for engaging in sexual acts with a patient?

Lol. Nope, but she did request goggles for future shifts!
he did it on purpose because she apparently woke him up too early for his breakfast!

DarkJager

She should have dropped a few chocolate kids on his bed as a dirty protest... I'm assuming Lady J is now 2 hours into her long working day!!! I'm off at 6.30 muwhahahahahaa

Rb

Doesn't take 50 minutes to apply for a new job.

connundrum

You should review your current pension scheme, according to all the ads that'll cheer you up - all the young people in the ad are smiling after all. Weakly.

Ah I dunno, my lack of cheer today has got me rather depressed now

DublinWriter

LadyJ wrote:

Seriously, help me or I might kill a crap load of hotel guests!

Seriously, and I've always wanted to ask someone who worked in a hotel this, is that whole thing about someone ringing reception to ask for an 'extra pillow' true or just an urban myth?

LadyJ

DublinWriter wrote:

Seriously, and I've always wanted to ask someone who worked in a hotel this, is that whole thing about someone ringing reception to ask for an 'extra pillow' true or just an urban myth?

No, people ask reception for EVERYTHING! They think that we're the one's who fix the tv, bring them the food, fix the heating, are able to tell builders to stop working and ssshh! It's insane!

Anyway, I'm off now. Just in bed. Same again tomorrow. Sigh. Got cursed at a ridiculous amount of times today and the girl I work with is a cúnt of the highest order. If I wasn't so spineless I'd do something about it! Oh well. Thanks for trying guys!

Steoob

http://youtube.com/watch?v=MCU9MhEk1y8 <<<<<--- look at this before work tomorrow TRUST ME

LadyJ

Yeah I watched the egg song before work today and I listen to it before bed each night! Teehee. I have it on my bebo flashbox too. Only so much it can do though.

Ah it does make me a little happier I suppose!

LadyJ

*Groan*

Another day of work on the way...

Tar.Aldarion

Want a pineapple?

DarkJager

Don't worry Lady J, the weekend is nearly here!!! (In approx 83 hours and 45 minutes! )

LadyJ

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

Want a pineapple?

DO I?!!!

Fill me up!

And I have to work this weekend.

Slutmonkey57b

What hotel do you work at (you can be vague about it)?

Tar.Aldarion

Meet me in one of the hotel rooms and you will be cheered up in far less than 50 minutes.

Q_Ball

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

Meet me in one of the hotel rooms and you will be cheered up in far less than 50 minutes.

yup, all she'd need to do is open the door

DublinWriter

LadyJ wrote:

No, people ask reception for EVERYTHING!

Nooo...what I meant was that the story goes when someone rings up reception looking for 'an extra pillow' what they are really asking for is a prostitute!

I was wondering was it true or just an urban myth?

Q_Ball

DublinWriter wrote:

Nooo...what I meant was that the story goes when someone rings up reception looking for 'an extra pillow' what they are really asking for is a prostitute!

I was wondering was it true or just an urban myth?

"Whats this?! A pillow!? Could you not hear me winking on the phone!!!!!!!"

LadyJ

DublinWriter wrote:

Nooo...what I meant was that the story goes when someone rings up reception looking for 'an extra pillow' what they are really asking for is a prostitute!

I was wondering was it true or just an urban myth?

I know, my answer still stands!