Funniest name for a dog!

Lola123

The original plan was to call my dog "security". She's just a small ball of fluff really and not even as tall as a cat so I thought it would be pretty amusing to be shouting "security" in public places and for this little furball to come running.

Anyone else got any funny names for dogs?

8k2q1gfcz9s5d4

kitty?

dulpit

I like real names, so i'd go with something like Eamonn.

tbh

Colin.

fatmammycat

MY mother's dog is called Bobby Ewing.
The paramour knew a chap whose dog was called John
and I going to call my future french bulldog Batman.

JungleBunny

George?
I know a huge Springsteen fan that named her first dog Bruce.
The second one is... obviously... Springsteen

Zapho

Kody Immense Tombstone wrote:

kitty?

"Darling".

But then again, thats a brilliant name for anyone!

Archeron

Zorro.

grumpytrousers

the dog in 'The Van' was called 'larrygogan' which always made me wonder did 2fms veteran Deejay have a dog called 'roddydoyle'

Mitzy

I know someone with a dog called Madra - very cool name!

WindSock

Lola123 wrote:

The original plan was to call my dog "security". She's just a small ball of fluff really and not even as tall as a cat so I thought it would be pretty amusing to be shouting "security" in public places and for this little furball to come running.

Anyone else got any funny names for dogs?

Sounds like a bit of a mouthful. Uncle roy is the nicest i've heard so far

8k2q1gfcz9s5d4

Lola123 wrote:

The original plan was to call my dog "security". She's just a small ball of fluff really and not even as tall as a cat so I thought it would be pretty amusing to be shouting "security" in public places and for this little furball to come running.

Anyone else got any funny names for dogs?

how about colossus

Peewee_lane

Our colly is called Zebedee, and we call him Zeb for short.

scaldybelt

Called one of our fellas Bisto.

Glowing

scaldybelt wrote:

Called one of our fellas Bisto.

I like that!

Always wanted to call a dog 'Crusty'

michelleans

I like....

Spatula

Spoon

slumped

Wonky
Sit
Arse Bandit

Lola123

Also had another dog a few years back, maltese terrier. (I've a penchant for small fluffy animals) We called him Tyson. He soon lived up to his name!! We were later told that his aggressive streak was due to frustration of a sexual nature!!

Lola123

Kody Immense Tombstone wrote:

how about colossus

colossus is a pretty cool name for a small dog alright.

Chuchu

Down in the park one day I saw someone chasing after their dog (who'd got off the lead) shouting 'Come here Bono, Bono come back here!!!' Thought that was funny, but then I met an eldery chap with an elderly bichon type thing called Ouzo!!!! Seemingly they'd just been in Greece on hols before they got the dog!
My dog is called Flynn, its a she, after my Gran's maiden name, but most people think shes a he, after Errol Flynn!

Healio

"Packie" just make sure your neighbours aren't from that area of asia.

Hellrazer

Healio wrote:

"Packie" just make sure your neighbours aren't from that area of asia.

My grandad used to have a dog called "nigg3r" when I was younger(about 25 years ago)

Imagine that nowadays.
Definately not a "PC" name.

Padjo1981

I think Dfor is a great name for a dog, I heard it on TV a while ago. D FOR DOG

cmurph

my brother has a rottweiler called TURBO..

my last boxer was called MCKENZIE...she was named before we got her..a fantastic dog..

our new boxer is BUSTER...and he lives up to his name!!


my mam had a yorkie and she called him BUBBLES

and years ago i had a pomerian called HARRIET..

houndsoflove

I know two boxers. one is chocolate colour and named 2pac! The other is white and called Daz!

Nicola.

Ruu_Old

My wife is a dog groomer so I hear all these ridiculous names. One person with a poodle calls her Foomfi.

luckat

Wasn't it Stephen King who had a dog called Good Boy, so that when kids petted the dog and said "Good boy!" he could say "You're very clever - how did you know his name?"

doubtfir3

I have a dog called.. wait for it...

dog

(well actually its Perro.. the Spanish for dog)

I love it!

Randomswinger

Saddam
Kim Jon Ill

Jotter

I like Derek or John although I think uncle Roy is great!!! if i owned a dobie or rottie id call him Tiny or Fluffy!

Our guy is called Leroy, we picked it bec we were sick of thinking of names so I opened a name book (for babies not dogs!) and it was the first one I saw. People think its strange but it works so thats all I care about!!

burnedfaceman

growler

darkskol

Used to have a dog called kickstart

texas star

My dog was Nora best dog I ever had.:)

Kolodny

Have never owned a dog myself, but got into a chat about dogs with a taxi driver on a journey home recently, and he told me about his Labrador Danny, short for "Daniel Alexander Crimebuster". Didn't live up to his name though apparently

Padjo1981

How about dfor

WindSock

My neighbours dog was called packie and my friend aquired a dog called n1gger, but she changed it to domino.

Nala

If its a 3-legged dog- Tripod.

Gavin and Kevin are also lovely names.

Can't forget Eugene!!!

racso1975

My bro has a basset hound and he called it shirley (shirley bassey)

My mastiff is called lucy

sister in law has a terrier called tyson

DublinWriter

I called my first dog Fido.

I was four years old at the time and I wasn't trying to be ironic or post-modern at all at all.

I had Fido for sixteen years.

abelard

My friend's dog, a small dog, who spent all his time around the house jumping on people and whatnot, became forever known as "laptop"

jinxycat

my german shepard is called Pipa. used to have a cat called cornelious tho, so that was unusal for a cat.

Aimee_gleeson

We have 7 dogs now called:
Mindy
Misha
Squiggle
Wookey
Gizmo
Bailey
Lady

We had a husky called Demon

And we have a cat called Tigger

corkimp

A man in the US had a dog named fire - caused alot of problems! he was ordered to change the dogs name or recieve a fine! lol

aoife2k

a friend of mine (old man) bought a boxer off my other friend (we were working together at the time) and he acutally did call her 'Kitty'....it's weird when u see this boxer runnin the length of the beach and then to hear 'Kitty' come here!!!!!!

his other dog was called Grace and she was an Irish Red Setter which i think was a very nice choice!

i like the name socky for a dog :P

corkimp

I had a mongrel when I was younger named socks! He was collie mix I think - had a tongue like a wet dish cloth! and the brains of a flea! He was black and white - a slob with white paws.

Jotter

we got a cat from dspca and they called him Bunker. Everyone asks why hes called that so when they rang to check up on him i asked the reason and the girl said she could see him bunkering down for the nite I thought it was bec he was found in a coal bunker or on a golf course In fairness he was due to be pts a good few times but the girl in the cattery loved him so she kept begging for him to have one more chance - noone wanted him, bit of an ugly cat, runny eyes, dirty, smelly but what he lacks in looks he makes up for in personality

peasant

One of our dogs is called "Harvey" ...he had that name already and it suits him.

We were briefly thinking about calling our latest addition "Norman" ...but seenashow she's a girl she stayed the rather unimaginative "Patch" that she already was.

Tabitharose

One of my dogs is called "Elvira Princess of Darkness" but it's Ellie for short had two gerbils (rip) called Ger & Bill & 2 of my cats are George & Mildred :rolleyes:

bongi69

Have a staffie called Schalk.
We had only just got him home, and were watching a South African rugby match on TV, to which the puppy took a great interest.
The man of the match was a player called Schalk Berger, so we decided to name the dog after him!

Columbo (TV detective) had a dog called "dog", someone asked him why he called it "dog".

"because he's a dog!"

andrawolf

my pure white jack russell was called BIMBO he was a great dog. people used to look though as I have blonde hair. When my boyfriend was calling the dog you could see, Is he calling her or the dog?:D