Ripping shirts WTF?

Dyr

In the last week ive ripped three shirt sleeves across the right elbow

Ive CSI'd my desk enviroment and can find NO sharp edges etc so Ive come to the conclusion that my right elbow is in fact bionic or growing at a disturbing rate. Has this happened to anyone else? Im baffled and disgusted at the amount of money im shelling out on replacement shirts :mad:

And for the smart a**es who'll suggest this is caused by self abuse related muscle gain in the arm...im a lefty

Basq

It's not possible you're buying crap quality shirts?

WindSock

Maybe your right elbow is sharper or pointier when bent?

kensutz

Do they fit you?

Psycho Magnet

I've had this happen to me over the last year a few times. I think it's from how my elbow sits on the desk when I'm using my mouse. I've since put the mousepad under my elbow instead of under my mouse. It seems to be working.

Archeron

Nanobots are eating your right shirt elbow. It happened to me, so I know its possible.

connundrum

I blame gnats. They'll get ya them gnats!

And, are you sure that someone isn't trying to fcuk with yer head?

LovelyTom

Ninja's...

It BeeMee

Early indications of "Incredible Hulk Syndrome"

Your skin hasn't turned green anywhere, by any chance?

boneless

Anything to do with which elbow you place on the bar at the local?

Dyr

basquille wrote:

It's not possible you're buying crap quality shirts?

ehh van huesen, dose nice wans outta dat place in roches (zara is it?) and some other yokes that were 100 % cotton. Dont think any of em were crap quality like. Werent fecking cheap anyways

Now that i think of it my wooly cardigan ripped at the right elbow too

dem fecking eastern europen nanomites :mad:

jesus_thats_gre

Weren't cheap? So how much were they?

Dyr

dunno I paid 37 europeans for the first un, the rest are about 25-35 i guess.

(cue randmoers going "ha thats NUTHIN, i pay like 300 yo yos just to walk into the shop where i buy my shirts")

Im softifying my desk tomorrow, gonna wrap everything on the right hand side in bubble wrap if needs be. This loss rate is unacceptable in peacetime. We're going on the offensive :mad:

Dord

could be friction between your wooly jumper and your shirt. if you put that elbow on the desk a lot, its obviously not going to stay in the same position all the time. your gonna be moving around and stuff. could be that? just a guess.

brianthebard

CSI'd is not a fucking verb OP, that's the real problem here.

Dyr

neither is axe but you can go and axe me howil all the same

Ishmael

Bambi wrote:

dunno I paid 37 europeans for the first un, the rest are about 25-35 i guess.

(cue randmoers going "ha thats NUTHIN, i pay like 300 yo yos just to walk into the shop where i buy my shirts")

Im softifying my desk tomorrow, gonna wrap everything on the right hand side in bubble wrap if needs be. This loss rate is unacceptable in peacetime. We're going on the offensive :mad:

Jaysus, 25-35 euros for a shirt :eek:, Madness! Get them in Penneys, 9 quid each.

Dyr

true, i wouldn be down as much if I relied on good old pennys. Oddly enough my cheapo shirts aren't ripped

current status: wearing a ben sherman, sleeves are rolled up until we can identify the culprit :mad:

Bambi

Bambi wrote:

dunno I paid 37 europeans for the first un, the rest are about 25-35 i guess.

37 europeans? Thats a bit mean, wasn't it?

Dyr

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37 europeans? Thats a bit mean, wasn't it?

Ah dey were only from poland but

humanji

By any chance has Hulkamania run wild on you?

Lazare

You said you're a lefty, do you use the mouse with your left hand, while your right arm rests on your leg with your elbow rubbing off the little rivets on the johnny pocket of your jeans?


I used to have a problem with the left side of my left shoe always getting scratched, till after about 3 months I realised it was the car mat, it had one of those stupid corrugated metal plates on it.

Caliden

I buy my shirts intentialy small so on nights out I can just go up to a group of girls and go:

Step 1:Girls are any of you a doctor? Because these guns are SIIIIICK! *flex* *shirt rips*
Step 2: ???
Step 3: hot naked sex with a gorgeous lady.

I'm not saying step 1 is in any related to step 3 however.