Caught by GF and her friend having a sherman

LegacyUser

Hi all, long time browser virgin poster, and an utterly mortified one.

I'm 22 have just moved into a rented place with the girlfriend we both have exams coming up in the next few weeks.

My girlfriend went out on saturday and i stayed in studying and i was feeling pretty damn horny about 11 pm so i stuck on a bit of porn and knocked a couple out. About 1am i was in the process of knocking another one out and the front door opens ( the place is pretty small so the front door opens into the sitting room) my girlfriend and her friend standing there (she would usually txt when she is on the way home to see if im still up) anyway i didnt know what to do i was pretty close to climaxing so stood up my gf and her friend are in the doorway utterly gobsmacked, so i stand there for what seems like an eternity before running to our room and closing the door, about 10 mins later my gf came in and her friend had gone, she was still shocked.

Firstly my gf was insulted that i watch porn, i mean hello i'm 22! (also our sex life isnt that great she would be quite reserved)

2nd she was very embarrased for her friend as was i,

Anyway my dilemma is a good friend of mine is havign his 21st next week and this girl will be at it....
I really do not want to go i do not know how to face her or should i even try talking to her??

Any advice??

silvine

You horndog, maybe you should have asked them to finish you off?!

Joking aside being caught by not one, but two people, is seriously embarrassing. The thoughts of going anywhere near that party would make me cringe.

Any chance you could crack out... a few jokes about it with the friend at the party?

As for your girlfriend being annoyed watching porn, just what does she expect from a bloke? Would she prefer if you were out cheating?

Owen

First of all, Sherman is now my new word of the week. Secondly, we've all been caught at one point or another. It happens, it's normal, life goes on.

Wibbs

Best thing to do is just laugh it off. If you appear unembarrassed about it(even if you're cringing inside), then that will deflate any slagging that may take place. You can also be sure that every single one of them at that party has flicked the bean or choked the chicken so don't sweat it.

LegacyUser

'Cheers lads, hopefully i wont be too embarrassed, i think trying to laugh it off is probably the best way to go!'

Sam Vimes

this thread has made my day


OP, the only thing to do is laugh it off. the only person who can make feel you embarrassed is yourself so the next time you see the girl make a quick joke about it then change the subject. it'll probably never be mentioned again

rachums

So so funny!!

Dave

Just have it out in the open (ooooh pardon!) crack a few jokes about, surely every girl knows at this stage that a) the majority of guys indulge in porn b) like to rub one out every once in awhile/day

mike65

Sherman? I learn something new on boards everyday! Yes its rhyming slang!

Mike.

Alter-Ego

Sherman?

Evil Phil

Alter-Ego wrote:

Sherman?

Sherman = Sherman Tank = W*nk.

dr.bollocko

Brilliant.
Man everyone ****. Those girls **** too. Just remind them of that loudly in front of yer mates if they say anything to you.
For some reason there is more of a social taboo about girls **** than there is about men ****. Use this unfortunate social taboo to your advantage!!!!

The_B_Man

so the issue is that u are jsut embarrassed? nothing u can do about that. leat u didnt splurge ritw in front of them!! just try not to get caught again! lol or at least pretend ur doin pilates or sumtin next time!

oh wait, were they drunk? like really drunk? u cud jsut deny it and say they were hallucinating!

Laslo

I have to say, that's hilarious. Do youself a favour - see the funny side of it! Sure what choice do you have? You'll be the stuff of dinner party conversation legend for many years to come!

Why-so-Mayo

Sounds like somthing ot of American Pie, U DA MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

finbarrk

Just say to the girl at the party 'I thought ye might have given me a hand' and laugh it off, everything will be ok!

faceman

Wibbs wrote:

Best thing to do is just laugh it off. If you appear unembarrassed about it(even if you're cringing inside), then that will deflate any slagging that may take place. You can also be sure that every single one of them at that party has flicked the bean or choked the chicken so don't sweat it.

yep, i agree!

Tchocky

ned78 wrote:

First of all, Sherman is now my new word of the week. Secondly, we've all been caught at one point or another. It happens, it's normal, life goes on.

Sherman....brilliant.

Laughing is just about the only thing you can do here, mate

Wibbs

ned78 wrote:

we've all been caught at one point or another. It happens, it's normal, life goes on.

TBH OP I'm a bit sorry that I never got caught. I feel like I'm missing out on something. Note to self I must be less furtive in future.... Seriously though, don't sweat it. Just look at the replies to your problem. You're nearly a legend already, so go with the flow and the next time someone accuses you of being a wanker, just say "yea and I have two women as witnesses". Sod nearly a legend, you are a legend. Kudos