Funny signs you've seen

pickarooney

I saw these two disease-related signs on my way to the shops yesterday. Anyone got any more they've taken themselves? I have a few amusing/bizarre ones from South America if I can dig them up.

zofia_ali

Spelling error.


Warning Dog Sleeping.

BMUP Spelling Mistake road sign

Dead peoples things for sale

Earthhorse

Special offer in the Dundrum shopping centre.



This sign was up for quite a while in Milltown.

Sofaspud

In America a couple of years ago I saw a street named "Tangle Berry".

The locals had no idea why I found the street sign hilarious

aidan_walsh

Earthhorse wrote:

Huh. So thats where she is.

/runs

Earthhorse

Actually, maybe I should have posted those the other way around. Death might be Falcon's supplier.

cornbb

Something I spotted in UL

spurious

In Centra in Fairview:
Customers

Recon

aidan_walsh wrote:

Huh. So thats where she is.

/runs

Very very funny. I know it's wrong but it's still so funny!

pickarooney

The logo of the family with a small child inspires mucho confianza...

jb91

How could they not guess this would happen?

Feral Mutant

Signs around my area telling dog owners to clean up after their dogs
"When your dog has done it's business, Do Yours"

Also there's this photo I took in the US last year. Say it quickly.
Wachovia.JPG

Waltons

Saw this place in Germany when I was there a few years back

Schlemm

This thread is gas!

Don't have a pic, but outside the main restauraunt in UCD there's a sign proclaiming that you can have a 'bowel' of cereal:D Few other bloopers on it too.

Have a read of this
www.engrish.com

Fringe

I've seen one before of a car driving off a pier into the sea. I found it here.

http://www.irish-car-rental.com/roadsigns/roadsigns3.gif

Victor

Heres 2

Steoob

Waltons wrote:

Saw this place in Germany when I was there a few years back

dont get that one

Irishpimpdude

Steoob wrote:

dont get that one

Me neither lol

Victor

Steoob wrote:

dont get that one

Imagine the "H" is an "it"

Steoob

suppose... still doesn't stand out alot tho

source

Here's 2 good ones, the second one just think of the male sexual organ and bread, also can't find the picture but i saw one at the roxboro road swimming pool in limerick which said : pool open, sorry for any inconvenience caused.

fluppet

I didn't actually see the sign, but I saw the shop's listing in the Yellow Pages of the United Arab Emirates. To make it worse, it is actually the first listing on the page, so it is also written in big writing up at the corner of the page.

L*b*a Tailors

(replace the first * with an 'a', and the second * with an 'i')

In case you don't believe me:
www.yellowpages.ae
Type in the full name above in Search
Have a look at the results

TeenageKicks

Labia Tailors???

fluppet

Yeah, but I think it's just a normal tailors... they're listed under 'Women's Tailors' in the Yellow Pages... You get loads of companies with funny names like that over there - I think for a lot of them they must just pick random words out of the dictionary, but in this case they made a pretty bad choice, hehe

Peyton Manning

tmurphy41

There used to be a taxi company in Manor St in Dublin that I'd pass every day on the way in to work, and across the window was a big sign saying:
"No Journey To Near Or Far"

Which made you wonder what was the point like???

tmurphy41

hey look. that was my first post. i feel now like it should have been something more momentous

Jello

Archimedes wrote:

LOL

This site has some funny ones on it.

Mahatma coat

These are dotted around the area where the farm is.

Allways thoughtof them as stating the obvious

Unpossible

I don't know if its still there, but back in 2004 some fools living near I.T.Tralee had signs on their windows reading;

"Say no to ESB telephone mast" (some had mobile telephone masts in there too I think)

I think one of them even had it on display in his van window too. The sad part was that they had been running this campaign for at least 2 years at that point and either nobody told them the ESB don't put up mobile telephone masts, or they just didn't believe the people that told them this.

BopNiblets

This is in town somewhere, funny when rambling around drunk:

Victor

http://gigglesugar.com/tags/Sign+Language

Overflow

Oops i just started another thread about the same thing in After Hours then i seen this.

Heres my addition, its the packaging on a Swedish Hotdog brand:

Enjoy

lemansky

Somewhere in Kerry I saw this years ago.I was a child so no pictures were taken sadly.

Lemonade, 50p each or 2 for £1.

445279.ie

Victor wrote:

http://gigglesugar.com/tags/Sign+Language

Years ago in the Capital cinema in Cork was something like this

(1) The Pope Must Die

(2) In Bed with Madonna

wush06

Thats why they call it Kerry

lemansky

wush06 wrote:

Thats why they call it Kerry

Sam Vimes

i saw this in a train station in copenhagen. the picture had to be recovered after being deleted from a memory card so its a bit corrupted but you get the idea. i think the buttons were for calling a lift

timmywex

ye might have seen this one before but its still a classic.......great advice too!!, ok, i know thats a bit small but you should still be able to read it..

Random

Commander Vimes wrote:

i saw this in a train station in copenhagen. the picture had to be recovered after being deleted from a memory card so its a bit corrupted but you get the idea. i think the buttons were for calling a lift

Legend so it was

daosulli

Penrith Train Station

Random

daosulli wrote:

Penrith Train Station

Love it

admiralofthefleet

havent got a picture but the jewellers in fairview in dublin has a sign in the window saying "ears pierced, while you wait"

Thrill

Not so much a funny sign but a headline at the moment on breakingnews.ie...








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growler

a great kerry sign

Cormic

admiralofthefleet wrote:

havent got a picture but the jewellers in fairview in dublin has a sign in the window saying "ears pierced, while you wait"

That was put up deliberately by the owner. I read about it a few years ago.

Don1

Here's just a few I have seen on my travels (last three stolen from friend):rolleyes: :
Germans eh?
Nightclub name
Knacker
Sounds good
Superfine shag!
Dyke road!
Special offer!
Bushmeat

Evil Phil

mcauley

spurious wrote:

In Centra in Fairview:
Customers

LMAO !

Einstein

seriously...c'mon now...:D

The Gnome

Why spaces are needed.