Hot Pole Vaulter

hefty_langer

Unreal... what more can I say, I give you Allison Stokke...

Binomate

Moar!

whiskeyman

She can play with my pole any day!

hefty_langer

...indeed, plenty Moar pics of her 'competing' here
http://www.withleather.com/post.phtml?pk=2811

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=184340207

hawt

fade2black

So many double entendres...so little time.

darkskol

phew

Mossy Monk

Hot diggidy. Off to Google Images.

Jesus Wept

she is a tight unit.

Binomate

I can't look at any of these. I'm gay apparently.

humbert

Womens sports worth watching has now gone from tennis to tennis and pole-vaulting:)

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

women's curling is worth watching too, the canadian and swiss teams are very nice indeed.

Jesus Wept

Binomate wrote:

I can't look at any of these. I'm gay apparently.

your fab-u-lous.

brianthebard

Binomate wrote:

I can't look at any of these. I'm gay apparently.

Get your parents to try and "turn you back" by buying you porn, and possibly hookers.

Creature

http://youtube.com/watch?v=GhzOD1amluc

Dyr

Theres so many pictures of her holding poles in a flagrantly provocative manner that i predict she will replace "fat star wars kid" as the most photoshopped school kid eva :eek:

also: barely legal is still legal

Rhyme

Oh God... i skip from forums.somethingawful.com and both are seething with images of this woman.

Also, rawr.

zuutroy

Speechless

brianthebard

Its an international fás girl phenonmenon.

Call Me Jimmy

holy **** she can vault my pole anytime.

OctavarIan

Yeah she's the new internet stalker phenomenon!

But phwaor

Heisenberg.

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davyjose

Wait til she's 26 and has been popping steroids for a few years - she won't look so hot when she's shaving her ar$e-crack

Mr.Nice Guy

brianthebard wrote:

Its an international fás girl phenonmenon.

Yeah only in this case the girl is actually attractive.

Vorsprung

The Scientist wrote:

Allison in action with her pole.

Stokke on her injury: "...well I went in, I fell into the box..."

I wouldn't mind falling into her box. If ya know what I mean.

Heh heh heh

brianthebard

davyjose wrote:

Wait til she's 26 and has been popping steroids for a few years - she won't look so hot when she's shaving her ar$e-crack

Why would she need to pop steroids to do the pole vault?

insafehands

Not so hot in th vid... Kinda sounds stupid too.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Creature wrote:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=GhzOD1amluc

Niiiice!

Guy:Incognito

Meh, she's no Sergei Bubka.

Pigman II

I'd like to plant *my* pole in her box. Fnar fnar fnar etc

Nephew

Stekelly wrote:

Meh, she's no Sergei Bubka.

Yeah, he'd plant his pole in your box

davyjose

brianthebard wrote:

Why would she need to pop steroids to do the pole vault?

That's right - an athlete would never need to do that!

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

he was referring to pole vaulters though... I can't imagine being laden down with that much muscle would be good for pole vaulting..

Call Me Jimmy

Binomate wrote:

I can't look at any of these. I'm gay apparently.

ye seem pretty obsessed with that fact

zuutroy

Mordeth wrote:

he was referring to pole vaulters though... I can't imagine being laden down with that much muscle would be good for pole vaulting..

No, but being able to run like be-jesus and push off strongly helps a lot!

brianthebard

Mordeth wrote:

he was referring to pole vaulters though... I can't imagine being laden down with that much muscle would be good for pole vaulting..

Exactly, even the male pole vaulters aren't that big, certainly not big enough to warrant steroid use.

Pherekydes

davyjose wrote:

Wait til she's 26 and has been popping steroids for a few years - she won't look so hot when she's shaving her ar$e-crack

Ya reckon she's shaving her ar$e crack?

biko

Ach, the internet guys has another fap object.

davyjose

Mordeth wrote:

he was referring to pole vaulters though... I can't imagine being laden down with that much muscle would be good for pole vaulting..

Being laden down with much muscle wouldn't help you much with cycling up the alps, but it hasn't stopped professional cyclists. Steroids help with training recovery, amongst other things, which yes, includes muscle growth and maintenance, but most athletes take them for recovery.
Your not trying to say she doesn't train, surely?

davyjose

Slow coach wrote:

Ya reckon she's shaving her ar$e crack?

Without a doubt - you wanna see her in the off-season :P

Pherekydes

davyjose wrote:

Without a doubt - you wanna see her in the off-season :P

What? She only shaves it in the off-season? Does it only grow then? :rolleyes:

Dave!

lol at the comments.

"Can she clear 9 inches?"

Kinetic^

Lads, can ye not talk about my GF in such a derogatory manner, she's a person like the rest of us.

davyjose

Slow coach wrote:

What? She only shaves it in the off-season? Does it only grow then? :rolleyes:

No - I was joking. That one you posted a picture up of though ... she definitely looks more masculine than she used to.

Pherekydes

davyjose wrote:

No - I was joking. That one you posted a picture up of though ... she definitely looks more masculine than she used to.

Definitely, in your opinion. I remember her well when she was 17; she hasn't changed much.

Here she is age 18:

brianthebard

Kenny 5 wrote:

Lads, can ye not talk about my GF in such a derogatory manner, she's a person like the rest of us.

Was she using you for the vault kenny?:D

The_B_Man

boys, i would seriously ate the box of that one! rarrrr!

The_B_Man

just saw the youtube link on page 2.


definite teabag candidate, imo! my dangleys need to dangle on her dangle-ables!!

SimpleSam06

I for one would fist it like the second coming of Jesus Christ!

Err..

I mean, I would hit it like the fist of an angry god!

Kinetic^

brianthebard wrote:

Was she using you for the vault kenny?:D

She gets to use me anyway she wants!!!:D

Guy:Incognito

davyjose wrote:

Your not trying to say she doesn't train, surely?

I'd say that alright, in fact shes so hot, I'm willing to bet she doesnt sweat.