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Constantly Shriveled

  • 12-05-2007 12:59pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭


    Men, you know when you're absolutely freezing and your penis and scrotum are incredibly tight? Well I have that problem for the majority of the day. The only time I get to see my package at it's best is when I'm in the bath, really warm in bed or just in a warm house sitting down. When I'm out walking it's tiny. The vast majority of the time it's tiny.

    I've never had a girlfriend (I'm still only 21) but I've been with a few girls. It's terribly embarrasing when 5 minutes after having sex my penis just shrivels up. I must have the biggest ratio of non-erect to erect penis in the world. Most of my friends have seen it as it's impossible to go a 2 weeks in Spain without not seeing your friends naked I suppose. Anyway, they just think I've a really small penis when I don't.

    Anyway, the size is a big problem but the comfort is the biggest problem. Guys know how uncomfortable it is when your penis shrivels up. I'm just wondering does anyone have any idea what my problem is? The average penis has to be at body temperature, mine must have to be at twice that.


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,249 ✭✭✭✭Kinetic^


    Hmmm, do you wear any underpants/boxers etc? Could be that they need some insulating.

    Also, if it's the right size during sex than really there's nothing to be worried about.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,277 ✭✭✭✭Rb


    Kenny 5 wrote:
    Hmmm, do you wear any underpants/boxers etc? Could be that they need some insulating.

    Also, if it's the right size during sex than really there's nothing to be worried about.
    I agree.

    Wear tighter boxers.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Ask a GP or google more. Probably a common issue and perfectly healty


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    'after a work out or a run its often a bit wirse for wear, so I reckon dehydration has an effect on the general. Try keep better hydrated.

    As said if hes ok when standing to attention dont be too worried, do you wanna impress the lads with your big flacid soldier!'


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Talk to your GP about it if it's uncomfortable or sore. I'm sure there's something that can be done.

    As for the size issue, well some people are 'showers' and some are 'growers'. You my friend are a 'grower' (as am I). As long as you're happy enough when doing the deed then don't worry about it. And if you're insecure about your mates thinking you're not very well hung then casually bring up the 'growers' and 'showers' in conversation. Although, really, are you that worried about what your mates think about your penis?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,639 ✭✭✭PeakOutput


    i have no idea what you mean by uncomfortable i never notice what state its in (besides the obvious) unless im looking at it if it really is uncomfortable you should prob get it looked at


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,395 ✭✭✭Marksie


    AnonoBoy wrote:
    As for the size issue, well some people are 'showers' and some are 'growers'. You my friend are a 'grower' (as am I).

    Yep same here.

    It is only an issue if you cannot get aroused


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    It doesn't really matter, wear warmer boxers/trousers I guess. If you get a girl, you won't have the problem around her...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 757 ✭✭✭milod


    yep same issue here... :mad:

    It's caused by an over-active Cremasteric Muscle

    Like you, I've no probs at all when aroused - even had some compliments :D

    but after the gym, swim, cycle, 5-aside, any outside activity basically, it looks like a stack of pennies sitting on a walnut - v. frustrating as it's the time when you're most likely to be seen with your kit off...

    Apart from applying a heat-pack or severing the aforesaid muscle - there's not much you can do.


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