Women ruining TV?

Mr. Presentable

Patrick Moore thinks so

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/topstories/tm_headline=the-trouble-with-tv-is%2D%2D-women%26method=full%26objectid=19061252%26siteid=89520-name_page.html

J.S. Pill

Oh yes, Oh yes!! So true, whats say we make him an honourary member??

I need a full transcript, anyone got a link?

crosstownk

He's damn right.

The only thing good about crappy soap operas is that they keep the wimmin quiet for a spell. They also take second place to football matches which really annoys some wimmin

Mossy Monk

Article wrote:

Sir Patrick also likened EastEnders to diarrhoea

Legend.

Tom Dunne

But of course there are certain, ahem, late night channels where having loads of women is A Good Thing.

crosstownk

tom dunne wrote:

But of course there are certain, ahem, late night channels where having loads of women is A Good Thing.

Very true - there is an exception to every rule

6th

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ou0X5D8KKB0

...that will be all.

Zaph

J.S. Pill wrote:

Oh yes, Oh yes!! So true, whats say we make him an honourary member??

I think such visionary thinking deserves more than mere honorary membership. I think something like Honorary Life President and Grand Wizard would be more fitting.

jester77

One of the joys of living in Germany, none of this soap bullsh!t on TV
When I was living in Frankfurt O'Reillys pub played the omnibus edition of Eastenders in a small room at the back on Sundays. Full of women :eek: But was great because the lads could watch the football in peace

sioda

God O Reillys in Frankfurt barely remember that place and down with the whole soap thing

Bazzy

oh my god u sexist pigsssss NOT!!! Hes a legend honouary membership awarded!

Pherekydes

Women ruining TV? :eek:


What about government, driving, committee meetings, picking holidays, etc., etc.?

I'm telling you, brothers, wimmen is ruining everything.

J.S. Pill

Slow coach wrote:

Women ruining TV? :eek:


What about government, driving, committee meetings, picking holidays, etc., etc.?

I'm telling you, brothers, wimmen is ruining everything.

Don't forget our newspapers. The steady and inexorable increase in hackery and raggery in the Indo can be attributed to the paper trying to cater for the female demographic. The end result in dumbed down news, cebebrity overload and lots of fluffy vaginal features.

I've ranted on this at lenght about this in other forums so I'll restrain myself for the moment...

WindSock

It's true, all the interesting stuff is on late at night. All the complete pap is on from early morning 'till watershed. Were all the crappy shows put there by Women? I don't know. Maybe if they cut down showing the shíte, less women would be watching the mind numbingness and perhaps start watching more interesting and educational programmes. Perhaps they are a conspiracy to keep us thick!!:eek:

J.S. Pill

boreds wrote:

I don't know. Maybe if they cut down showing the shíte, less women would be watching the mind numbingness and perhaps start watching more interesting and educational programmes

But that would hurt their little brains and lead to premature aging and baldness.

Incidently, I was sitting near these 2 wimmins in work today and I noticed that a news website was open on one of their computers. 'Oh bless them' I thought to myself 'they must have got lost looking for the celebrity columns' - but then they started discussing current events!!!

Needless to say I was shocked - Men in drag maybe??

brianthebard

J.S. Pill wrote:

Don't forget our newspapers. The steady and inexorable increase in hackery and raggery in the Indo can be attributed to the paper trying to cater for the female demographic. The end result in dumbed down news, cebebrity overload and lots of fluffy vaginal features.

There was no such thing as celebrity gossip in newspapers when wimmen weren't involved!!! Down with that sort of thing I say.

aidan_dunne

Can't argue with the 'GamesMaster' on this one!

But you know something? If the waist of his trousers goes any higher he's going to be strangled to death by his own belt one of these days! It's been steadily climbing higher and higher over the past few years. I mean, jaysus, have you seen him on 'The Sky At Night' lately? The waist is up around his nipples at this stage! :eek:

FlutterinBantam

He likes to have the waist band over his belly instead of under.

Nothing dangerous about that if the suit is properly tailored to allow "selvage" for the nutsack.

badly cut or off the peg garments ,however, could cause some problems in that area leading to a lot of adjustment requirements when sitting down.

Simon Cowell told me that.