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Grandpa

  • 06-05-2007 7:50pm
    #1
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭


    A family was supposed to stay the night at a hotel, but there was a screw-up with the rooms, so Grandpa had to sleep in the same bed as the 15-year old Grandson.
    In the middle of the night Grandpa woke up and shouted: "Quick! Get me a woman! Fast!!"
    The grandson moaned: "Please, Grandpa, calm down. First, its three o'clock in the morning and you'll never find a woman at this hour.
    Second, you're 82 years old, and third, that's MY dick you're holding... not yours."


Comments

  • #2
    Oliverdog
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 968 ✭✭✭Oliverdog


    Uncomfortable but funny, Hagar. :D

    Reminds me of this one ...

    Retired general, also 82, wakes with an unaccustomed hard-on, and summons Harris, his butler, with the news.

    "Oh, well done sir", says Harris - "shall I awake her ladyship ?"

    "No!" says the general. "Lay out my plus fours - I shall smuggle this one into town".


  • #3
    neon_glows
    Closed Accounts Posts: 873 ✭✭✭neon_glows


    what do you mean by plus fours?


  • #4
    humbert
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,238 ✭✭✭humbert


    baggy trousers that only go to just below the knee.


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