The Real Vote - Which Politician Would You "Elect" To Wake Up Beside?

ODS · 30-04-2007 10:43am #1

As it says on the tin... They say power is an aphrodisiac - if so, then political candidates should stand a fairly good chance of scoring. So have a look at the air-brushed posters and photographs, and just think, if you had to wake up beside a politician, who would you chose? Would it be Michael Mc Dowell for the girls or Mary Harney for the boys? Or maybe Ciaran Cuffe or Mary Lou McDonald?

I'll start by suggesting lucious Liz O' Donnell, but I have a feeling that the poll-topper will be Jackie Healy Rae FTW

xzanti · 30-04-2007 10:47am

Has to be Bertie* Grrrrrrr

Jesus Wept · 30-04-2007 10:49am

atari jaguar

The_Minister · 30-04-2007 10:49am

Liz O'Donnell. No-one can compare.

Pighead · 30-04-2007 10:52am

Probably Pat Rabitte, but not the real Pat Rabitte, he's a bit harsh loking, the one that Risteard Cooper pretends to be is the man for Pighead.

Mr.Nice Guy · 30-04-2007 10:59am

The_Minister wrote:

Liz O'Donnell. No-one can compare.

On the contrary, Toireasa Ferris can compare...

http://www.feckoff.net/wp-content/uploads/2006/02/vlcsnap-29387.jpg

Boo yah!

xzanti · 30-04-2007 11:01am

Mr.Nice Guy wrote:

On the contrary, Toireasa Ferris can compare...

http://www.feckoff.net/wp-content/uploads/2006/02/vlcsnap-29387.jpg

Boo yah!

Jesus I can practically see what that girl had for breakfast :eek:

Naaaasteh

Mr.Nice Guy · 30-04-2007 11:03am

xzanti wrote:

Jesus I can practically see what that girl had for breakfast :eek:

Naaaasteh

brianthebard · 30-04-2007 11:10am

Tymoshenko. God that woman would do bad things to a man. Although that Ferris one is looking kinda nice.

_blank_ · 30-04-2007 11:16am

Mary-Lou for definite.

And of course, Segolene Royal is a definite PILF.

And Hillary. Hillary Clinton.

panda100 · 30-04-2007 11:28am

All the male politicans are fat,old and grey. All the young ones are deformed looking. I dont mean that in a rude way,Im being honest.You only get freaks or fat cats going into politics.

bill_ashmount · 30-04-2007 11:30am

seansouth wrote:

PILF.

Slow Motion · 30-04-2007 11:51am

seansouth wrote:

And of course, Segolene Royal is a definite PILF.

With you on this one brother !

_blank_ · 30-04-2007 12:15pm

Toireasa Ferris

How do you say her first name?

Nice skirt.

brianthebard · 30-04-2007 12:19pm

Teresa surely?

seamus · 30-04-2007 12:35pm

What is the Irish male fascination with old women with bad dye jobs?

Ann Doyle is not sexy people. Liz O'Donnell is not sexy.

Maybe Irish men just don't get enough...

Mr.Nice Guy · 30-04-2007 12:36pm

It's definitely Toireasa. Not sure how you pronounce it though.

Here's another nice pic of her:

http://dynimg.rte.ie/000077a50ba.jpg

Kojak · 30-04-2007 12:39pm

Toireasa Ferris FTW.

Thank God no one has mentioned "big mary" yet.....

Dyr · 30-04-2007 12:45pm

seamus wrote:

What is the Irish male fascination with old women with bad dye jobs?

Ann Doyle is not sexy people. Liz O'Donnell is not sexy.

Maybe Irish men just don't get enough...

seamus has caught the correct just in time. Cop yourselves on lads, the above two (and liz macmanus) are but a gunner eye away from being editor of the irish times.

Nothingcompares · 30-04-2007 12:47pm

panda100 wrote:

All the male politicans are fat,old and grey. All the young ones are deformed looking. I dont mean that in a rude way,Im being honest.You only get freaks or fat cats going into politics.

What a cynic? Clare daly for the win.

spoofilyj · 30-04-2007 12:50pm

Mary Hanafin sure why not....

http://www.tcd.ie/Communications/galleryImages/ABC070.jpg

FlutterinBantam · 30-04-2007 12:50pm

My jaysus:eek: :eek: :eek:

I'd get up on a sack of offal first!!!

6th · 30-04-2007 1:03pm

Anne Marie Martin

singingstranger · 30-04-2007 1:08pm

Toireasa Ferris, Segolene Royal and there's some SLDP gal who ran in the Assembly elections, had a full-page bin in the SundayTribune a while back... rarr.

6th · 30-04-2007 1:11pm

Michelle O' Neill

Actually I've just discovered that Sein Fein have a Bebo, MySpace and Flickr pages?!

brianthebard · 30-04-2007 2:21pm

my votes with Tymoshenko, as already mentioned;

http://www.resourcesforlife.com/groups/prg/yulia-tymoshenko-01.jpg

0ubliette · 30-04-2007 2:30pm

Jessica Alba TD

just pretend like i photoshopped a picture of her head onto an election poster

Marksie · 30-04-2007 2:32pm

0ubliette wrote:

Jessica Alba TD

just pretend like i photoshopped a picture of her head onto an election poster

yeah like on brian Mcowen's body.

But in the spirit of the thing:

olwyn enright ain't bad at all:

http://www.olwynenright.com/profile.html

gucci · 30-04-2007 2:41pm

http://www.flickr.com/photos/sinnfeinireland/455320483
anna prior-clare.....iv done worse!!

Zaph · 30-04-2007 2:47pm

gucci wrote:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/sinnfeinireland/455320483
anna prior-clare.....iv done worse!!

That's not necessarily something to be proud of!

gyppo · 30-04-2007 2:51pm

:eek: :eek: :eek: No one mentioned Mary Harney - if she had a soft spot for me, I've a hard spot for her, yum yum

........ sh1te, I'll have to get a new keyboard now

gucci · 30-04-2007 2:53pm

zaph wrote:

That's not necessarily something to be proud of!

true true.....prob could say iv done my fair share of mary harneys after a few JDs!!

Dyr · 30-04-2007 2:53pm

the luvvely toireasa could top my pole anny day hurr hurr hurr

Zaph · 30-04-2007 3:05pm

Going further afield, there's always Benito's granddaughter, Alessandra Mussolini. A quick Google image search will reveal some more, ahem, interesting pictures from when she was a bit younger.

http://www.sestopotere.com/dis_foto/MussoliniAles.jpg

free2fly · 30-04-2007 3:52pm

Sean Crowe is distinguished looking http://www.sinnfein.ie/elections/candidate/69

threebeards · 30-04-2007 4:00pm

Michelle Mulherin anyone?

Cormic · 30-04-2007 4:02pm

Mr.Nice Guy wrote:

It's definitely Toireasa. Not sure how you pronounce it though.

Here's another nice pic of her:

http://dynimg.rte.ie/000077a50ba.jpg

It has to be her

Despite the fact that the whole world was her gynecologist in the first pic...

30-04-2007 4:10pm

spoofilyj wrote:

Mary Hanafin sure why not....

http://www.tcd.ie/Communications/galleryImages/ABC070.jpg

I've seen better looking buckets.

Zaph · 30-04-2007 4:21pm

threebeards wrote:

Michelle Mulherin anyone?

Thank you, but no.

Eglinton · 30-04-2007 4:33pm

6th wrote:

Anne Marie Martin

Wow. I wouldn't mind canvassing the length and breath of her constituency

brianthebard · 30-04-2007 4:59pm

Eglinton wrote:

Wow. I wouldn't mind canvassing the length and breath of her constituency

Indeed, Anne Marie Martin, future minister for sexifying the country.

cee_jay · 30-04-2007 5:07pm

xzanti wrote:

Has to be Bertie* Grrrrrrr

I agree 100%

Peteee · 30-04-2007 5:24pm

- Anna Ilona Staller

Former porn star turned politician.

I'd stuff her ballot box (Back in the day anyway!)

- Yulia Tymoshenko

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yulia_Tymoshenko

Former prime minister of ukraine.

- Marianne Thieme

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marianne_Thieme

Dutch politician

ODS · 30-04-2007 5:25pm

brianthebard wrote:

Indeed, Anne Marie Martin, future minister for sexifying the country.

Yep she's new to me too. I think I'd have to give her one alright - a number one on the ballot sheet that is

So far the Feiners are winning with Toireasa topping this poll - maybe there's something sexy about the whiff of cordite? All jokes aside, its an interesting 21st C phenonemeon how looks can advance a politicians career in terms of face recognition - Ms Ferris is only a cllr afterall, yet nonetheless seems to have achieved national, eh, penetration in terms of recognition.

From the photos I think I'd pass myself on either Mary Hanafin, Michelle Mulhearn, or Anna Prior Clare...But then again maybe in the flesh they might have a better appeal

So far the "best post prize for.." has got to go the poster who developed the acronym "PILF"

Where are any suggestions by/ for the girlies - Sean Crowe and that's it? What about poor ol' Eamon Ryan? With his height and striking facial features is there no girl out there who'd like to take a ride - on his bicycle, of course...

And, other than Hanafin, none of "Bertie's babes" - what about Deirdre Heney? Much fuss about her in the past, though I aint convinced myself. Or then again, Wicklow Green candidate Deirdre de Burca is someone who I wouldn't mind hugging a tree with

Mr.Nice Guy · 30-04-2007 6:17pm

If we're going for more mature ladies, or MPILFs if you will, how about the DUP's new MLA Michelle McIlveen:

http://www.dup.org.uk/Images/MichelleMcIlveen.gif

http://nigov.tmtm.com/wiki/images/7/79/Michelle_McIlveen.jpg

Those unionists are oh so naughty...

Eglinton · 30-04-2007 7:04pm

South Dublin county council has more than it's fair share

EDIT: I think we have a winner http://www.fingalcoco.ie/YourLocalCouncil/Councillors/Castleknock/CouncillorImage,477,en.jpeg
:-))

biko · 30-04-2007 7:09pm

Mr.Nice Guy wrote:

On the contrary, Toireasa Ferris can compare...

http://www.feckoff.net/wp-content/uploads/2006/02/vlcsnap-29387.jpg

Boo yah!

Yes, indeed. Wonder what the pillow talk would be like?
http://www.showbizireland.com/images/stars2/ability-awards04.jpg
http://dynimg.rte.ie/000077a50ba.jpg

Pigman II · 30-04-2007 7:20pm

Yeah that Ann Marie Martin is defo nicest so far.

I'd give her one (but I'm not in her constituancy and as such can't vote for her) so instead I will confirm that I would be in favour of having sexual intercourse with her.

brianthebard · 30-04-2007 7:25pm

Bertie tells the truth for once...

ethernet · 30-04-2007 7:30pm

Brian Cowan on one side and Mary Harney on the other

SO wrong!

sioda · 30-04-2007 7:39pm

Toireasa Ferris FTW beautiful girl and dead sound as well

The Real Vote - Which Politician Would You "Elect" To Wake Up Beside?

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