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Strange Reception

  • 28-04-2007 09:02PM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 72 ✭✭


    I think theres summin weird goin on with my tv reception. Cant get any picture, only sound and it doesnt seem normal either. I made a transcript of last nights sound and heres a few samples... An awful lot of ads by the way.

    A bright propsperous future for everybody with Grabbittall & Keepit Global Banking Inc!.

    Whiter, Cleaner, Better, with Dizzy all-in-one powder!

    Faster, stronger, sexier, drive The Cobra killer machine today!

    Be better than the rest, just take one a day! EVERY DAY!

    Increase your brainpower, drink Uberlager.

    Be superior,The world is your Oyster! Wear Boss underwear!

    Yes! you too can be a star, Just give your soul to us and we will make your dream come true! RING NOW!

    Tonight at midnight, Bono will demonstrate the art of anal soliloquy.

    Then we have

    Live and exclusive from SHTIE.tv, an interview with Britneys clitoris.

    And Brad will talk later about his enormous grin.

    And NOWWWWWWWWW live! heres your host , Slick Willie with Gloating Nation... Yes, its back. Tonight on the new series, we have some great public humiliation of heretics who have broken multi-cultural doctrine. Today its Tiffany's turn who let slip that word last tuesday live on air. Very naughty girl (thou shalt not say the N word) Chap.5.V.43. The Globalorium.



    And finally the news headlines,

    Paris Hilton shows off her new tattoo,

    Record profits for the oil companies, and

    700,000 Iraqi real bad guys killed to day by our fine Übermenschen,

    Now for the weather!

    Bright and sunny again tomorrow with no clouds on the horizon.


    Finally, A thought at bedtime,

    let us pray, give thanks to our lovely Uncles Bill n'Bob, Big Mac, George and Tony and dont forget little Berti, who just love us all for ever n'ever, their will be done, amen.



    Wonder if anyone else has this problem with their reception?

    PJ ;)


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