This is not a fowl joke

thecivvie

We keep chickens here which are free range. A few days ago, my wife collected the eggs and was about to make an omlette when she cracked open an egg and low and behold there was a BB inside it :eek: . I kid thee not and NO I am not using the chickens as target practice

SpitfireIV

Ok, so you werent using the 'chickens'......but how about the eggs??

thecivvie

It was a perfectly formed egg, no holes. I keep the old ones to shot alright great fun

Voodoomelon

Mmm, bb-q chicken.

I'll get my coat...

Irish Trinity

a couple days ago i found a bb in one of my socks

CrazyRabbit

Stop feeding bb's to the hens. Maybe the bio-degradeable ones are fine.

I did wake up one sunday morning to find 5 bb's embedded in my left hip/leg. I had fallen asleep on them.

Evolute

I woke up one morning with my hand in an ashtray and 4 bbs up my nose and id really like to know were the bbs came from because i had just cleaned my room and changed my bed lol

Voodoomelon

I found one in my bowl of cornflakes a few years ago. I must have shot the cereal packet...

SpitfireIV

Jaysus guys, what do ye be doing eh? Shooting up everything in the house? From chicken eggs to cornflake boxes . Dangerous bunch!

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I found one in my bowl of cornflakes a few years ago. I must have shot the cereal packet...

Roflflakes

NakedHedgehog

I find them in my dog's crap all the time.

Skatedude

Er, why are you checking the dogs crap all the time?

N.O.I.P.

He is running low on BBs obviously

ED E

NOIP, such images. Noooo. Nobody could be that desperate!

Irish Trinity

give that lad some money ^_^

whupass

a fowl pun though

Irish Trinity

of only i knew what that ment

whupass

fowl = chicken

pun = play on words

Irish Trinity

wow i felt stupid asking that

whupass : sorry, it wasn't personel

whupass

it's grand

N.O.I.P.

Lethal_Bullet wrote:

NOIP, such images. Noooo. Nobody could be that desperate!

Wow remote mental scaring I knew the internet was good for something

Irish Trinity

ok i know this is random but it is bugging me..... NOIP what does you sig MEAN!?

liamo333

I think the red letters are an anogram or something.

N.O.I.P.

liamo333 wrote:

I think the red letters are an anogram or something.

Eh no, youre giving me way to much credit there

"If you have a problem
If no one else can help
And if you can find them
Maybe you can hire
The A team"

The red and black thing is a reference to the van, what can I say its my favorite TV show.
Just had a really funny mental image of you guys spending hours studying my sig and trying to find the hidden meaning:D

CrazyRabbit

N.O.I.P. wrote:

Eh no, youre giving me way to much credit there

"If you have a problem
If no one else can help
And if you can find them
Maybe you can hire
The A team"

The red and black thing is a reference to the van, what can I say its my favorite TV show.
Just had a really funny mental image of you guys spending hours studying my sig and trying to find the hidden meaning:D

The A-Team would suck at Airsoft. Stealing a forklift, adding armor plating and crashing it through the front door of HRTA would be totally against the rules. Since smoking in not allowed, Hannibal wouldn't be able to play since he never stops smoking those cigars. B.A would be screwed because he wouldn't be allowed to punch anyone. Face would be too busy chatting up Mel. And as for Murdock...well there is not much need for a helicopter or airplane in airsoft so he is pretty useless. And tell me this....when have you ever been able to say "I love it when a plan ever come together" in airsoft? Most plans end in everyone being hit in the first 30 secs!

No, I'm afraid that the A-Team just won't do. We are more of a 'Decker' style of sport.

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Just had a really funny mental image of you guys spending hours studying my sig and trying to find the hidden meaning

Wasnt so funny for us lol

N.O.I.P.

Ah not you too SCOPE I would have expected you to get the reference, after all you and Mr T share a hairstyle

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Evolute

N.O.I.P. wrote:

Eh no, youre giving me way to much credit there

"If you have a problem
If no one else can help
And if you can find them
Maybe you can hire
The A team"

The red and black thing is a reference to the van, what can I say its my favorite TV show.
Just had a really funny mental image of you guys spending hours studying my sig and trying to find the hidden meaning:D

Dude wasnt that hard to figure out the A-Team is on every saturday and gotta agree it is a great show:)