Doggy Style

LegacyUser

Morning guys,
Quick one for ya. I have just started seeing a new girl, lovely wee thing, shes 24, 5'4, everything in the right place, lovely body, great girl.
We get on very well together. Theres a strong connection, especially sexually. one problem though, her fecking dog.
Last night we were in bed, things were getting going when her mutt of a dog jumped up on the bed. My woman stopped what she was doing and let the dog in under the quilt. I asked what she was doing, apparently the dog sleeps in the bed beside here every night.
Normally I would of insisted its the dog or me, I dont want to be sleeping beside a dog, well unless I am plastered drunk and it 10 to 4 in the morning, we have all been there.
Anyway, because I was 'half-way' there all I wanted to do was finish. We carried on mesisng about but I could'nt focus on what I was going as the dog kept sniffing at my feet, my leg, even made its way to my balls. I focused on it so much that I lost the horn and could'nt get it back, it really bothered me. Not so much that the dog was in the bed but more the fact that she lets the dog sleep in the bed beside her.
When I woke up this morning the dog was sleeping beside me, face-to-face, I got such a shock I just pushed the fecking thing out of the bad.
All morning I cant stop scratching, normaly if I woke up scratching the morning after I would be right down to the chemist to get rid of the crabs :-) but i know I dont have anything like that.
Basically, how do I get around this problem, she loves her dog and isnt going to ditch her for me, I dont think I could go back to sleeping in that bed again knowing that pooch has been sleeping in there, its just not hygenic.
Am I thinking to much about this?
your thoughts please

padser

I have to say I would insist on it being the dog or me. completely unhygenic.

Why dont you just have her over to your place, but don't go back to hers. If she wouldn't dump the dog for you thats her call, but its pretty acceptable for you to say your not sleeping with a bloody dog!!

Petey2006

The fact that she is willing to carry on with the dog in the room is in itself very odd. It would have to come down to you or the dog.

LuckyLloyd

Your place??

magic_murph

I am thinking its the dog or you man. Unless your into being watched by a dog, but by the sounds of it your not. I am sure theres laws in the country about that kinda thing.

Sleeping in the same bed as a dog is bad, but when your scratching the day after you have to draw the line.
Dog or you man.

smash

so if the dog us up around your balls... where is it sniffing and licking around her when there's nobody else in the bed? hmmmm

I'd only shag her in my house, wouldn't go near that bed!

BeardyGit

I wouldn't have it. Tell her you're not sleeping in the same bed a dog has been sleeping in, full stop.

Oh, well done on being able to describe herself so well - Essential background information for the post

Beruthiel

Gil_Dub wrote:

I wouldn't have it. Tell her you're not sleeping in the same bed a dog has been sleeping in, full stop.

Yup
Exactly what I would say. The dog can either stay outside or in the kitchen. Those would be my rules.

silvine

bad_pup wrote:

I dont want to be sleeping beside a dog, well unless I am plastered drunk and it 10 to 4 in the morning, we have all been there.

Good post, for that line alone.

A dog sniffing your balls would put anyone off to be honest, unless that's your thing.

Maybe you could buy some toys, for the dog that is. He could get busy with his chew toys and you can get busy with her.

Icequeen

Tell her out straight that you can't sleep in the same bed as the dog because last time you think you had an alergic reaction and were itching all day (which is what it sounds like happened)

steve06 wrote:

so if the dog us up around your balls... where is it sniffing and licking around her when there's nobody else in the bed? hmmmm

Although after this image I don't know why you'd even be bothered anymore :eek:

LegacyUser

Cheers guys.
It really is a crap situation. When you slowly wake up in the morning to what you think is your lady giving you some morning glory only to look down and see a tail wagging and no sign of you woman, you know things are going down the wrong road.
I think I will say something to her this evening, everything is wrecked with dog hair, her car is a mess. I wear a suit to work, this morning if looked like I had been tared and feathered, I was cover in mutt hair. I can go on like this, theres a line that needs to be drawn.

I dont think theres any point trying to distract the dog, when we fall aslepp the little bitch, shes a female dog :-), would jump up onto the bed and be there to steal my thunder first thing in the morning.
The one thing I know for a face I will be doing is going home and having a shower with a brillo pad.

magic_murph

If you have only been seeing her for a few days \ weeks you should cut your losses.
Its just not right. This is somthing you would read in the National Enquirer.
Ricky - So tell me, how did the relationship end.
Hick - Well Oprah, I fell for my dog, she would do things for me my man just could'nt. fetch me sticks for the fire, scare away unwanted cats, hold interlectual conversations over a nice glass of chardonnay. She was the dog for me.
Ricky - So your pregnant now and you want to know who the father of your children \ litter is
Hick - I sure do ricky, your so pretty.
Ricky - ok, and the results are...

Feck, I kinda got carried away with that post didnt I. Sorry.

cheeky_guy

Here's what id do.....

Next time youre in her house and shes in the toilet or another room out of earshot, catch the dog and corner him.
Click your fingers once and then hit the dog an almighty kick up the arse. Then repeat a couple more times.
Next time your around in her place in the middle of sex and Rover comes looking for a sniff, click your fingers once and he'l bolt out of the room at top speed, leaving you to bonk in peace. Simple!

Faith

If you don't want to give her an ultimatum, tell her that you're a bit allergic to dogs. Say you're alright with it being in the house, but you'd prefer it to be outside the room because otherwise you'll break out in an allergic reaction.

phantom_lord

i thought this was gonna be a more interesting thread. anyway, yeah, you gotta say it's either the dog or you.

don't be too surprised/insulted if she goes with the dog tho.

BoozyBabe

Haven't read most of the replies, but I think the general consensus is you or dog.

I'd be the same. No way I could be in the same bed.

My sis has a small dog. It has long hair. Whatever the dog walks through, the hair trails through it. When the dog goes to the toilet the hair soaks up some of it, for the other:- sometimes bits get left behind tangled in the hair.

Often times the dog licks her behind.

My sis loves the dog, as if it was her baby. She rubs the dog, under its belly (& pee-soaked hair) rubs it's face, where old food & rear end bacteria are a plenty & even lets the dog lick / kiss her on the mouth. It sleeps in the same bed as her & she rarely changes the bed sheets.

THEN:- she expects some man to kiss her. Make him something to eat without thinking to wash her hands etc.

It makes my stomach churn just thinking about it. It's SO disgusting.
TBH, it'd make my stomach churn being with a person who interacts with their dog in that way!!!

free2fly

I agree with Faith. Tell her that you are allergic to dogs and therefore can't sleep in the same bed where the dog has been. That way it's not an ultimatum and she will respect your wishes if she wants the relationship to continue. It may also encourage her to put clean sheets on the bed when she knows that you are going to be staying.

Kell

BoozyBabe wrote:

It's SO disgusting. TBH, it'd make my stomach churn being with a person who interacts with their dog in that way!!!

Dog/cat/horse/<insert fav animal> lovers (pardon the pun) are just like this. Its part and parcel of animal/person relationship.

Sleeping in the same bed while with your partner? No no. In the same bed at all? No no. Hell, an ex of mines boxer used to crawl in beside me (on my tod) which was always amusing to wake up with a boxers face glued to mine with drool.

Things like that aside, I do agree with the drink babe in saying that she should have higher standards around you though. It works for her, fine, but a ménage a trois when ones a quadroped, nah.

K-

NutJob

Just explain to her that your uncomfortable sleeping with her dog.

Plus its giving the dog the wrong message two.

LegacyUser

'Ah Jaze lads. Give the mutt a break.
At least it was wagging its tail and looking at him
lovingly when boyo woke up - obviously happy to
see him.'

LegacyUser

'Its cool. I was talking to her at lunchtime, she was being all nice and sweet but I had to say it.
Her - Hi sweety, how are you now, did you enjoy yourself last night
Me - Yeah, I had a great night kinda
Her - Ohh what, was is me, was it something I done, didnt do, what happened.
me - ahh its your fat ankles, joking.. (there was a silence there for a min), no seriously, its just your dog. I dont really like the idea of sleeping or doing anything in a bed that you share with your dog.
Her - WHAT!, why not, theres nothing wrong with (I will leave the dogs name out for legal reasons)
Me - went on to explain the hygenic issues around having a dog sleep in the bed plau that fact that I didnt want my balls licked by some bacteria infested mut.

She was'nt impressed with this at all. I wil lhave to talk to her later this evening. To be honest I cant see it going anywhere, I dont want her coming to my house every evening, I think she would call around every evening without notice, we cant be having that.

Ok the dog lover has been told so its just a matter of kicking back now and seeing what happens.
I had a shower at lunch time, feel alot cleaner'

LegacyUser

This is brilliant...even funnier when i look at my dog

CrazyPJ

Once had a g/f who slept with her cat. A hairy monstrous persian blue it was. She claimed a psychic link with this cat and he used to sleep on top of her head like wan a them hats the cossacks wear. Mind you he was very polite when we made love and left the room while we did the business. Dogs appear to be more up for a bit a crack (no pun intended) and capable of joining in if the conditions are right.

pj

Dave!

I think you're overreacting to the fact that the dog sleeps in the bed sometimes. However she let the dog into the bed while ye were in the middle of foreplay -- that's not on!

PeakOutput

DaveMcG wrote:

I think you're overreacting to the fact that the dog sleeps in the bed sometimes. However she let the dog into the bed while ye were in the middle of foreplay -- that's not on!

ye while i personally wouldnt let a dog in the bed a dog sleeping at the end of the bed preferably on top of the covers is no big deal...............you are dead right to not want him der sniffing for bones so to speak at the wrong moment

Tak3n

feed it some chocolate.. i hear its poisonous for them...
or else try some cyanide ?

mad m

Op,thats ruff man!!!

Gordon

:rolleyes:

greenkittie

My boyfriend and I share my bed with my cute little cat. He's grand about it I think if you don't like the dog the girl will get rid of you without you having any say in the decision anyway.

Sleepy

Forget about giving her an ultimatum, kick her to the kerb. If she lets the dog sleep in the bed she's clearly got no sense of hygiene and no one wants a partner that's dirty in that sense!

LegacyUser

'Update,
I had a talk with herself last night, not in her place, could'nt face that.
She was'nt impressed with my observations, now I did'nt go off on one or anything and call her a dirty dog loving whore, we are not at that stage of teh relationship yet. I simply told her that I had issues sleeping in the same bed as a dog, I wasnt'nt impressed that she was kissing the dog one minute then looking to kiss me, I mean why dont I just go frenchie the local bulldogs hole, because thats exactly where the dogs nose was 5 minutes before.
all this was falling on deaf ears, she just could'nt get where I was coming from.
I asked her to put the dogs bed inbeside her when she goes to bed,. Yuck was the reply, thats disgusting, ahhhh I would never so that......that rotten, that has all dog germs and stuff. EXACTLY, whats the difference between the germs coming from where the dog sleeps and the dog, again she was'nt getting my point.
She doesnt seem the brightest spark in all fairness to her.
Anyway, we talked some more and agreed to call things quits, she could'nt see the problem with the dog and I could'nt sleepin that flea infested bed again.
So if theres any clean living ladies out there that are looking for only one type of animal in the bed give me a shout :-)
Thanks for all the answers guys, much appreciated.'

Duras

bad_pup wrote:

Morning guys,
Last night we were in bed, things were getting going when her mutt of a dog jumped up on the bed. My woman stopped what she was doing and let the dog in under the quilt. I asked what she was doing, apparently the dog sleeps in the bed beside here every night.

Sounds like your new is into hotdogs. But, the glass is half-full as well, a fabulous 3some: the woman, the man and the man's best friend...

Beruthiel

Duras wrote:

Sounds like your new is into hotdogs. But, the glass is half-full as well, a fabulous 3some: the woman, the man and the man's best friend...

Another comment like that from you and I'll ban you from this forum.
Read the Charter.
B

stovelid

greenkittie wrote:

My boyfriend and I share my bed with my cute little cat. He's grand about it I think if you don't like the dog the girl will get rid of you without you having any say in the decision anyway.

Yup, girlfriends come and go but cats are forever.

deaddonkey

I don't see the problem, it's her bed, it's her dog. you don't have to sleep there.

If a girl told me to spend more time with her and less time with my dogs then I'd take the dogs anyday. dogs mean a lot to their owners, you can't separate them.

LegacyUser

'To be honest :

The more I deal with people, the more I like
my dogs.'

Pet

She sounds like a dumb bitch fucktart, and you should kick her to the kerb. Because, ew.