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The wrong passage

  • 15-04-2007 9:09pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭


    Fairly embarrassing, this one, but just curious to ask this one to double-check.

    Is it fairly easy, when pleasuring a ladyfriend with your fingers, to go up the urethra rather than the vagina? Funny question but I'm pretty sure I've mortified myself by doing that. I've done all this this before (not very often obviously) and the last girl reached orgasm, so I never thought twice about it. But it felt like I could feel the pubic bone a bit too much the other night and it's had me wondering if I managed to stupidly go the wrong way. I wouldn't have thought this before since I imagined the urethra would be a bit too narrow to enter easily (which my finger did, without forcing it). And surely the bladder holding urine would have put an unwelcome end to things if I had done that. A bit graphic, sorry.


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,386 ✭✭✭Attol


    Wha...? I've never heard of that before?


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 10,686 Mod ✭✭✭✭melekalikimaka


    emmm i don't know how possible that is maybe it is but tis unusual if so, at least ya know now i guess... make sure its all ok down there with her because i dont think it's suppose to be possible


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    Can be hard enough to put a catheter up there.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,401 ✭✭✭✭Anti


    No its not possible. I hope....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    'Grand. Just as I thought, but sure there's no harm double-checking with a bunch of strangers :D I've never felt the pelvic bone so much through the walls before so my mind just wandered that I might be closer to the pelvic bone for a reason.'


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,466 ✭✭✭Blisterman


    Highly unlikely. The urethra on a girl is about the same size as on a guy, so imagine that.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,552 ✭✭✭Steoob


    Blisterman wrote:
    Highly unlikely. The urethra on a girl is about the same size as on a guy, so imagine that.
    ive seen horrible, horrible things regarding that


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,857 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    If you were in her urethra then I would think that she would alert you to that fact . . . There was me thinking this thread was gonna be about a different passage!!!

    I wouldn't worry about it mate


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,639 ✭✭✭PeakOutput


    DaveMcG wrote:
    If you were in her urethra then I would think that she would alert you to that fact . . . There was me thinking this thread was gonna be about a different passage!!!

    I wouldn't worry about it mate

    i hear u dave i was about to respond about the other way too until i reread urethra


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,894 ✭✭✭✭phantom_lord


    I don't think you've anything to worry about op. :confused:


    thread reminds me of school lol, at least u didn't do what a friend of mine did, he went way further off course than u. :rolleyes:


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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 27,315 CMod ✭✭✭✭spurious


    No it's not possible - and as someone who has had a camera inserted there, let me know she would absolutely let you know if by some strange means you managed it.
    OUCH!!

    If as the previous poster says, you ever go 'further off course', please remember the inconvenience of getting up and thoroughly washing your hands is little compared to the possibilities from serious infection for her.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,673 ✭✭✭Miss Fluff


    Believe me, she would have alerted you to the fact had your fingers ventured elsewhere.


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